Look at this fucking thing, nobody needs a tool like this

Look at this fucking thing, nobody needs a tool like this.

u just jelly

DELETE THIS

we don't need these weapons of war on our streets

Fuck you, i need it for religious purposes. My god requires that i cut down 1 infi- erm 1 tree daily.

>implying you can have a fucking axe in the UK

Yet Captcha keeps triggering us with images of these terrible weapons.

BAN ASSAULT AXES

BAN ASSAULT TRUCKS

BAN EVERYTHING

JUST NOT ISLAM

You don't NEEED an assault axe. You could always call a professional tree cutter who is licensed and trained to chop your fire wood.

You should have posted one of those black survival hatchets instead, everyone knows a wood handle isn't scary.

We have bulldozers and better means for collecting labor. Those were made to behead. They should be abolished. We don't need axes anymore.

>Ban guns
>Ban tools
>Ban trucks
>Don't ban sand niggers

Insanity.

Weapons of war have no place in our society.

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We need common sense axe laws.
Ban assault axes.

the only thing that can stop a bad guy with an axe is a good guy with an axe.

You don't need a truck, just call a mover.
You don't need an axe, just call the carpenter.

>mfw people will actually consider banning axes
>mfw we're the new UK

Axes are OK. They have the initial technology advancement that muskets surpassed. The Constitution of the US wants "well regulated" arms bearing people. Axes were definitely what the founding fathers thought everyone should be able to bear.

Gun owners are butthurt af senpai desu

Who needs firewood just call a professional contractor and install a chimney

He just couldn't see the forest from the trees.
#NotAllLumberjacks

well wood doesn't split itself

BAN ALL AXES AND TRUCKS!

LEADING CAUSES OF VIOLENCE

Because I don't need to clear the jungle I call my garden nor chop wood to fuel fires nor defend myself. Cuck

Can literally just walk into B&A and buy these fucking weapons, makes me sick

Nobody needs this shit tier axe.

Get Fiskars next time

Maybe it's harder to bin them, because of the size.

It was an AXE-ATTACK! #NotAllShitskins

Ban Axes! Noone needs a weapon like that, that was only build to KILL!!!

let me axe you sumpin......

what I be cutting wood wid den?

>Not Fiskars
wow, fucking dropped

Why does anyone need a handle that long? An axe doesn't need a handle more than 6" for any legitimate purpose.

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>using an axe over a sword

kek what a retard, how the fuck did nobody stop him sooner

You can cut wood just as easily with a saw. Only government-sanctioned lumberjacks should have access to axes.

yeah, really do some damage.

Bro that's a fucking assault axe

I thought these are illegal?