Sup Forums is definitely datamined...

Sup Forums is definitely datamined, and all your ips with all posts you've ever made are recorded and can be sold to third parties, mainly governmemt organizations, to possibly use against you in the future.

You guys have been warned.

Aliens man, I tell you

Don't worry Sup Forums is satire friend.
Even the government knows we are a board of peace

That's nothing, I was gang stalked and boxed in by a convoy of red cars on my way home from work today.
Truly chilling stuff.

From now on I am a #ChattyIlluminati

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

datamine deez nuts

t. former fugitive from justice

I've always taken the contrarian side and flung all kinds of shit in all kinds of directions, I've posted neo-nazi, neo-con, SJW, Pro Israel, Pro Hamas, Pro russia, Pro America, cuck, anti cuck, all kinds of shit from all sides of the political and social compass.

If anyone is actually surveying my internet activity they would be none the wiser too my true beliefs.

>doesn't know all your data since the dawn of internet is being processed and categorized by an overlord AI

bluepilled cuck

Justin you do realise you are the prime minister? They are escorts.

I don't fucking care. Sup Forums is satire.

>Implying my IP doesnt change every 5 minutes

#notall/pol/users

turkroach shoo! Don't you have a dictatorial government to overthrow?

We were warned this ages ago. Naturally, one thing is for certain:

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>the Federal Government is so fucking clueless and inept that that spend millions of dollars monitoring a satire site of edgy teenagers and drunk divorcees.

>Fear the gobment psyc-war plox

terminate yourself

Shit, people will know I play devils advocate on some shitty Lithuanian Nunchuck forum

lol ya right
I browse on private session on IE so nothing gets recorded

That's why there are so many 'shills' here

Any intelligent person on the internet dropping red pills knows to post 15 Hillary/globalist shills and 100 bot/straya/leaf posts for every red pill post.

This technique obfuscates a poster's true intentions to data miners with the hope lurkers will identify the bullshit posts based on "shit-signals" (leaf/straya proxy flags or Hillary content of the post)

This, anyone who doesn't realize this is retarded.

Top class

This. Peace, love and tolerence. And I'll fucking kill you all if you say different.

I don't bother myself with mere distractions, including you. You will be a forgotten irrelevant nation soon with the rising water levels toothpaste so fuck off

Thank g-d Sup Forums is satire :^)

Guess what?

Everything you do online is always out there, for the rest of your life.

That's life.

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Good, now the FBI/NSA will see my excellent track record of shitposting and forum sliding. I've been building up my portfolio.

>being this much of a pussy

>tfw i'm not a nu-male bitch who needs to mask it

If I could, I would slaughter you off the face of this planet for your cowardice.

I actually got offered a job at an intelligence agency based on my Sup Forums portfolio (CIA did Turkey)

With enough hard work and diligence, I hope to become a major player in the cyber police network.

Backtracing and what not.

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and?
you act smart but then you go and say something everyone already knew.

Yes, because Baneposting, Frogposting, smug anime posting, old memes, and irrelevant content is constantly being monitored.
It is no wonder half the things here can be taken seriously. Besides, what useful data can be obtained here, other than lies, jokes, and support for random political/ non political people? If you post something that "the secret people" could use against you, you shouldn't advertise your blogs.

It is your fault if you are identifiable, or a fool.

Nice try shill

The gubment isn't doing it, they are just buying the information from tech companies.

they aint gettin me m8

It's just satire. (By which I mean everything I ever posted was satire)
There, dodged a bullet before it was even fired.

Try writing a threat on here, see what's up IRL

I literally don't give a fuck. The government can lick the entire length of my ass crack.

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Shitposter of peace.

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to pol tomorrow.

Literally every website that's remotely popular these days does this.

Sup Forums isn't fucking special in this regard dumbass.

RARE?

Is the Koolaid sweet enough for ya, OP?

no, Juan, you are the newfag

>some government shmuck will eventually read this very post, pol is satire u cia fag

Theyll have to prosecute too many people because most people on the internet have engaged in similiar bantz er whatever on the net. Like niggers on facebook talking shit and posting guns.

Who cares? Sup Forums is satire.

>the future

in the future there is only war

Doesn't actually matter unless you are going to do something.

Yea but this is all satire.

I've got a dynamic IP, it's not like I can control whether or not my IP changes

>lol I have nothing to hide
you're the reason gov surveillance is so present today

I have literally nothing to hide. I'll take a wild guess and say 90% of Sup Forums are edgy underages anyway, so I doubt the goverment cares about them shitposting about jews all day either.

This. Good luck figuring my shitposting out

I am here to shitpost and trigger spergs.
>and i'm all out of shitposts

this is what i do basically

if they are watching they probably hate me for being such an autist

>implying i give a fucc

You think you're redpilled eh?

I have literally been typing messages in my keyboard whilst staring at my default windows wallpaper, hoping that the supreme AI overlord takes notice of my solitary existence.

Its like a form of prayer too me.

They can still watch you.
There is no such thing as perfect security.

Too bad this board is satire ;^)

But you can sure as hell make it so they watch the least shit possible.

That's the equivalent of saying "well I'll die eventually so I might as well not take chemo" when your diagnosis shows you have butt cancer

How do they prove that it's me and not my uncle gary?

The more you do to obscure yourself, the more you become noticed.
Unless you have vital info that you don't want found there is little point.
You're a nobody who's scared of the boogeyman.
That would help until Uncle Gary rats you out since you basically tried to fuck him over.

It's all fucking satire you idiot.

rare as in "not sovereign any more"

hong kong berong to people repubric sina

So? Like i give a fuck

Any ACTUAL proof Sup Forums is heavily monitored?

Unlike 99% im protected by freedom of speech

And most of you bluepilled cucks have phones which are listening to your everyword.

also cams as well which have mics built in.

Seriously what is gonna happen? they cant arrest me....OHH NOSS THEY KNO IM NOT A DUMBFUCK sheep.

If only they knew what is about to happen...haha soon....soon.

Ill drop so many redpills this semester ill be dead or kicked out of college.

This game is mine just as much it is theirs.

B-B-BUT ITS JUST A S-S-S-S-S-SATIREEEEEEEEEE

K
keep me posted

everything on Sup Forums is a joke fag

is this pasta

>The more you do to obscure yourself, the more you become noticed.
That's why you show as much generic information as possible.

Randomize your header data when browsing. Get a dynamic IP if you can. Encrypt your e-mails, as even if you become noticed, they have no way of discovering what the content is.

Might as well sign up on Facebook if you have that kind of defeatist attitude.

How does it feel to be Erdogan's bitch

Thankfully it's all satire.

I'm so lonely that the government giving me attention makes me feel worthwhile.

At least i now matter to someone.

Thanks OP.

Done before, do again.

I'll fucking kill you.

this; the gov't probably just monitors your emails if you yourself are on the list

That's not what data mining means

No company or organization in the world gives a fuck you exist beyond your consumer profile. That's all you are, that's all you will ever be.

the whole fucking internet is datamined

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If you feel it's necessary to complicate your everyday use then go for it.
I'm not going to take all the time to do that shit when I don't care if my browsing habits are tracked.
If you have important documents then you have a good reason to, otherwise it's just practice.

This
RADICAL SHITPOSTING IS THE FUTURE.
In between drop some gold

I invest for a living. Fuck serving some rat jew, they can't do anything with their information.

come at me faggots

HEY BICH ASS NIGGA READING MY SHIT

U AINT SHIT CUH

WATCH UR BACK

READ 2DAY BLEED 2MORROW

So what dude. I have nothing to hide, I just come here to troll and argue with extremists.

>mfw I need to get govt security clearance
>mfw they're going to read through all of my Sup Forums posts

t-they were ironic...

Fuck! Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.

my posts are just a prank

How about we make sure SJWs lose then?

I am worried that the government will steal all my rare Pepes.

Nah but we actually both browse on here, but we'll just blame each other. Innocent until proven guilty ;)

TO THE CASE OFFICER READING THIS

Start whistling "into the hall of the mountain king" from the Peer Gynt suite if you are on my side and are willing to help me escape.

Thank you,
M

Tags for threat detection cache: F-91W VACUUM NITROGEN PRESSURE COOKER GALVANIZED FITTINGS SOLDER NOKIA PARADE YEMEN OMAN UAE

>Going to get send into the Alaskan Gulag because insulted Shillary or Le Meemperor Trump
on an anonymous board

SOME OF YOU ARE OK, DON'T GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW

KILL THE NIGGERS! PUSH THE SAND SCUM OUTTA EUROPE! NATIONS FOR WHITE MEN!

Yeah this is totally true so what?

They are going to put me in jail for being influenced by their propaganda?