Did thy ever explain why Jerry's apartment looked completely different in the first episode then never again?

Did thy ever explain why Jerry's apartment looked completely different in the first episode then never again?

no, they didn't

Does anything from a pilot get explained?

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Those pants are fucking sick

Kessler isn't wearing any pants though?

Did they ever explain why he had two different dads?

They were cucks, same with George's dad

but george's dad recast was totally goat though
>the episode where george's dad were a cook for the platoon

The first dad was such a shitty cast lol

did they ever explain why jerry wanted to date an ugly lesbian?

It was the 80s man
I'd fuck Laura

Do they explain why Martin Crane played a piano player named Sy Flembeck on Cheers?

Was it an undercover operation?

I honestly never noticed that his apartment was different

Did they ever explain why it shrinks?

is kramer a conspiracy theorist?

Is Jerry's shelf kino?

It looks like the girls' apartment on Friends except maybe smaller

In the episode where Sue Ellen Mischke gets married in India, there is a flashback to the time Jerry and Kramer first met. Jerry says "you must be Kesler" and Kramer says "No no, I'm Kramer!" Because Kramer was named Kesler in the pilot.

>Sim City

He's like 30, why is he still playing video games?

Also pretty sure that window got recycled in FRIENDS

Go fuck yourself

SimCity was played by a lot of adults in the 90s. They even used it in planning departments.

funny how you're shitting on him playing sim city and not tetris which is right next to it

Why did Jerry open his window to call Kramer down during The Little Jerry when Kramer lives next door?

This one seriously baffles me

Kramer obviously has a habit of being in other peoples' houses.

george had a super nintendo
and a pet rodent

But how did Jerry know he was on a floor above his?

DEEPEST LORE

kramer was on the roof
he went up there to tan in the butter shave

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I heard him stomping around

>he knows who Sue Ellen Mischke is

my nigga

So Kramer corrects him but Jerry still calls him Kessler after being corrected?
Shit retroactive explanation.

best halloween meme

People correct me about their names and I still manage to get it wrong one or even twice again. It is a flashback and a foreshadowing!

did they ever explain why she had george fired, only to go out with him later?

Because she only wanted to use him so she could cuck Perry.

What?

she stopped caring about appearance

>tfw the cast of Seinfeld will never be your friends

Everyday i would get involved in something interesting or whacky, or we would have to deal with a quirky ordeal together, or elaine will want to sleep with me to see if we can be friends with benefits

Pretty good.

Hi Newman

This episode just aired, did you just watch it?

Yes just did on CW Seattle

>implying you wouldn't be like george, losing your composure over elaine's dirty phone talk or accidental nipple flashing
i would to

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"Ha ha George was such a loser"

>Dated multiple women, had a career with the Yankees, was engaged

We should aspire to be like George.

the 90s were a different time
he would be sharing a bedroom in his parent's house with his japanese real doll and premium redtube membership these days

a true loser would instead pay for a private porn torrent site, and use leftover money to buy truly obscene amounts of onaholes.

2 copies of true colons and pretty woman, pretty kino.

What the fuck

Did they ever explain why George stopped acting like Woody Allen?

they even replaced jerry's father actor

because his pc was stolen once

and he couldnt hang out here

>episode tonight about oral sex moves
>literally 2/3rd's of episode is cunnilingus talk
>I'm in the kitchen doing my taxes while mom is reading a book
>awkward as fuuuuuck
but then we'd pay attention and laugh at the other 1/3rd of the episode with kramer and george's mom

>Jerry idolizes Superman, the "uberman" while simultaneously being a living representation of the Nietzschean idea of the "last man" who lives only for comfort and personal security

Pottery

Was Jerry wealthy?

In the episode where he buys a car for his dad they're all surprised at how rich he actually is.

also why is fraser such a good skiier in cheers but not in fraser?

did he hurt himself before he moved to seattle?

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Ofc, George too probably, but not as manically. Kramer is hollow earth-tier and George is your regular Illuminati/jews-conspiracy.

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>I'm going to pretend I'm so dadcore that I've never even played a video game and am under the impression they are children's toys

Hopefully it wins you as much respect as it does when you do this on Sup Forums

Jason Alexander is only half jewish

I don't care, Dreyfus was and still is a super qt.

This. She's aged well, too.

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looks more like that entire layout got recycled into FRIENDS

Did they ever explain why Jerry or Elaine never dated a black person?

Am I the only person who loves Larry David, but disliked Seinfeld?

Curb is great, but Jerry Seinfeld is like putting his writing through an unfunny filter.

jerry did date a nigress once
i remember her getting mad at him and storming out of his place

What about the fact that on the pilot Kramer was a shutin neet?

The pilot is just a flashback.

How to spot the black man.

And he had a dog

He did look almost exactly like an elderly George though..

I don't remember that

did they ever explain why everyone in the House pilot was orange?

>it's a 40 minute episode

Elaine thought she was dating a black person once.

Jaundice epidemic. It's a deleted scene in the DVD.

Did they ever explain why Jerry was dating a Nazi?

Because it's the pilot of a TELEVISION SHOW!?

Babylon 5's pilot was all explained at points during the series run, from what happened to characters who never appeared again to an attempted assassination plot.

are the Seinfeld Expanded Universe Novels worth reading ?

No, they fucked the lore to Hell and back.
>Muh grey Soup Nazi
Fuck off.

not reading Passion and Paranoia: A Soup-Nazi Tale

cmon guys

Post Master General Newman trilogy is actually really good

They actually reshot this scene with Jerry Stiller and it's edited in for syndication.

People still get my name wrong after years.
I just gave up.
No need correcting them again and again.

Jerry wanted the actress back so he could nail her again, like he did with all the female one-time characters.

>Jerry Seinfeld is Jewish
n-n-no.. this can't be!

That's Feldman. From across the hall.

He is, but he's not a usual Jewish man.

haven't you realized the only real comedians are jewish? they're a funny group of people!

you seriously couldn't tell from Uncle Leo?

He texted him before going up there.

They never explained why Smithers transitioned into a white man either