Finish this sentence

>I need feminism because...

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NIGGERS

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..that sandwich isn't going to make itself.

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I'm a dumb slut

because AIDS

...it strengthens the gene pool.

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...I believe woman deserve equal rates of wartime deaths and criminal incarcerations as men.

i'm a victim of patriarchy

I want to die

Life is hard and daddy told me I was a princess

...it provides a steady source of happenings

>daddy didn't love me

its opposite day!

>I'm a fat hideous loser that no one would ever want to engage in any sort of meaningful relationship with

I need feminism because if I'm dying of cancer I want society to die of it too

... i'm starved for attention

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the holocaust didn't happen so the jews could do 9/11.

this dick isn't going to suck itself


am i doing it right?

because whatever this tumbler twitter hashtag retards are doing is just fucking retarded now

I am a malignant tumor in your anus

I am an ugly cow

My fish doesn't have a bicycle.

...I need something to laugh at.