You're on a German train

>you're on a German train
>this guy comes through the door

wat do?

tell him to check these digits out

Sit comfortably, cause he ain't no sandnigger.

Start playing Sussudio, of course.

I didn't know LumberJacking was a thing
Really made me think

Axe him if he needs some help removing kebab.

Tell him i dont need deodorant.

>Remain seated and admire 10/10 dubsman cosplay
Not tanned enough to be scared of you fucking leaf

Check em

Axe for an autograph?

Beat him at his own game

Check 'em

quickly find youtube vid of huey lewis and the news, make a sharp exit whilst he's dancing

Tell him his card is the best.
Also to check mein dübs

I'd show him my business card.

ask him if he like Huey Lewis

Pray to Allah that there are some US marines on the train.

I check 'em

I tell him where the cucks and roaches are.

Haha nice try lil b let me show u how it's done

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Ask him where he got his training
>definitely not in Italy

Show him my swedish "don't touch me" wristband

Überprüfe Sie!

look for the swing and dodge the small cutting surface. 2hands needed on the weapon make them vulnerable. They are also in an enclosed space. Get in close. Go for the eyes.

Not saying i wouldn't be shitting myself.