/mlb/ - Yu better not choke for $150 million

STL:Rangers say 'nothing imminent' on Oh contract
SEA:Healy down 4-6 weeks following hand surgery
KC:Mets 'have solid interest' in SP Jason Vargas
BOS:Betts won't discuss extension during season
CWS:Avisail Garcia wins arb. case, $6.7M salary
NYY:Judge says left shoulder 'right on schedule'
SEA:Ryon Healy undergoing tests for hand injury
NYM:Eiland: Familia will get 'majority of saves'
COL:Rockies might move Blackmon out of leadoff
STL:Cardinals finalize $3M deal with Bud Norris
ARZ:Chase Field to install humidor for '18 season
LA:Utley getting two-year deal from the Dodgers

the james shields trade lol

1st for Gnats

>Walgreens in charge of doing anything right

Baseball soon

It's >our year, bitches.

>gnats

Ducks just got Cashner

You and what offense and pitching?

>gnats

soon

hopefully he bounces back, he has ace potential when healthy

>boreball
>luckswing
Gay

Royals

>dives to ground pretending to be in pain

>vagiants

*draws nil to nil*

*loses back to back World Wars*

Nothing is more boring than soccer.

>using gay as an insult
Isn't that illegal under your chancellor merkel's rule? Enjoy prison.

>KC:Mets 'have solid interest' in SP Jason Vargas
So this is where their comfort zone is, huh.

...

Why would any starting pitcher in their right mind ever sign with the Mets?

>tfw ABL is over

Glad I got to experience it more this year. Finale was fun game, fuck that roine delay though

I laugh every time
>aussies

MY Cleveland Indians are winning the World Series

there's still one little nugget left

I blame >your Cleveland Indians for the plague that is the cusb lifelong.

>Indians
>Closing out a series despite having multiple chances to do so
Pick one.

Maybe your team should have stopped the 2016 World Champion Chicago Cubs when they had the chance. Why blame the last line of defense when you could have done something?

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>Lose in the NLDS...again
I don't think so, buddy

I got nothing.

White Sox, Mets, Indians, and Mariners will be your 2018 LCS contenders. /mlb/ will be utterly btfo
fuck you /mlb/ and fuck cubes fans

right on

Because fuck you that's why. At least I don't kiss men like you faggot.

>mets
they were just in the world series 3 years ago

cubes fans are excited for Yu Darvish's 2018 season lol

go back to your mosque, tariq

Yu Darvish lol
150 million dollars lol

darvish LOL

Why did you include me with a bunch of Cubs fans?

>healy is out 4-6 weeks with a bonespur

the Mariners just fine a way to fuck up.

Didn't you know, everyone is a fan of the Cubs here.
You just don't know it yet.

PAID

DUES

>2018 of the modern era.
>Not paying your dues.

>there are people in this thread right now at this very second that don't kiss some dudes and pay their dues
shaking my noggin

46 posts and not ONE Soriano

What do you think Anthony Recker did for Valentine’s Day? How would you like to spend Valentine’s Day with him if you had the chance and what would you like to do with him?

He's busy, come back later.

That’s no Soriano:-(

It would be a big day.

Are you mocking Jobu?

They have the same plate discipline tho

>signing an ex->rags pitcher for 6 years

>6yrs/$300 million

What was their endgame?

TELL ME THE PRICE THO

>It would be a big day.
Why?

When is

Was this worse or was the doys acquiring him for half a year for him to choke away their best WS chance on the one time Kershaw didn't choke worse?

When the Cubs throw 400+ million dollars at Bryce Harper, I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

>Jaime Garcia

literally who?

MARINERS!

>your team
>team you false flag shitpost for

an alright number 5 starter

Fuck jew darvish, stupid cusbs.

wow thats better than the cashner deal

>8 days until spring training
S O O N

>All this shitposting about the Darvish $150 million deal
>It's actually $126 million over 6 years and the only way he can earn the extra 24 million is if he pitches like a god, and wins multiple Cy Youngs.
>Also has an opt out clause so if he actually pitches like that, he'll leave for another team for better pay and the Cubs don't have to pay the rest of the contract.
>Between Darvish choking the worlds eries and the free agent freeze, $21 million is a nice discount for pitchers of his stat, with similar market value pitchers like Verlander and Lester making $27 and almost $26 million a year respectively.
>Cubs also pitched a similar deal to Arrieta, who turned it down because he still thinks he's worth $200 million (Oh Scott Boras...)
>And with free agent compensation rules, the Cubs don't have to give up a draft pick for Darvish, but will get one for Arrieta, if he's ever picked up by another team.
Unless Darvish shits the bed and becomes a James Shields tier bust. Cubs are cruising to a third straight NL Central title. Now feed me some (you)'s, unmarked replies and/or green text.

Did this thread just get really gay all of a sudden?

>>Jaime Garcia
Traded to Twins last year along with “our guy” Anthony Recker plus cash.

>all of a sudden?
you just get here?

Why is baseball the gayest of all major sports?

That's what happens when your sports comissionier is a fag

81649190
Don't forget Schwarber is skinny now

I said really gay, I'm aware of /mlb/'s love for recker and kissing dudes
It's just, all of a sudden it reached critical max. Someone must have caused it to spike

Pro wrestling is the gayest of all sports, followed closely by Soccer.

you did
thats why im asking how long youve been here

Pro Wrestling has women for guys to gawk at, why can't women into baseball?

ye the cubs season starts in October again. I'm really excited to see Chatwood, I bet he has a better year than Arrieta

Are the Dodgers sure that Utley will still be able to run in 2 years?

>you did
Nah, it must have been something else. Here's the signs that can help us figure out who did it:
lifelong
avatarfagging
cubs fan
with stupid opinions
If it was any of the above, then we have our culprit

you're weird and obsessed fagit

Why are you so gay for lifelong avatargging cubs fans with stupid opinions?

There are tons of women who are in to baseball.

So you're saying it was a lifelong avatarfagging cubs fan with stupid opinions? It was all of the above?
Damn, no wonder the gaydar hit critical

>I said really gay, I'm aware of /mlb/'s love for recker
Is it not gay if it’s Recker?

What do you guys think of CBM so far on WFAN? Unlistenable imo

>implying that's an sport
Bitches love baseball players, most of them are manly and bearded and they watch and attend games just for the meat

What does it say about me if I enjoy Basedball and futból equally?

SOON

PAY

DUES

You have to go back.

To?

>Milton Bradley
He made a good Monopoly game.

I wonder how many people here could recognize even one of the players on that board.

Someone threw up all over the Monopoly game.

>Bitches love baseball players, most of them are manly and bearded
Anthony Recker is neither. Agree or disagree?

Five years from now, we will be discussing whether the then-current White Sox starting rotation is the greatest of all time.

What a horrible timeline to be in.