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good thread

based

He'll be back.

no jokes

no phoneposters

I suppose this is the thread

i've always wondered who that is and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.

Khabib has never fought more than 3 rounds in his career. Tony outworked RDA in fucking Mexico City over a full 5 rounds.

Tony weathers the storm for 2-3 rounds, turns the tide, and finishes Khabib in the 5th. Bet the farm on it.

But khabib has Islam on his side

On wrestling observer radio, Dave Meltzer said UFC 221 did 130,000 buys. (twitter.com)

AHAHAHHAHAH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

>____ing for girls

never gonna make it

Expected it to do worse honestly.

prime arianny would heem chael sonnen

There's probably 100,000 bars around the world who automatically order any shit tier product

Tony will make Khabib tap to strikes from elbows

Ferguson will heem khabib with a lucky shot screencap this

I don't remember there being a card in the recent era that did below 100k buys, will that happen soon though?

No Dad. No Belt. No Future.

Cyborg vs that pollack maybe

UFC 222
also, if the rumours are true, Nunes v Pennington which will probably be UFC 224

Is Tony religious? If he's an atheist then Khabib wins 100%

But wmma is the future my guy they draw all the ppv buys

If religion helps then why is almost every religious country a shithole?

Khabib will heem himself with a botched suplex bet the farm on T-Ferg. Also, does anyone have that webm “heem everyone even myself”with a guy KO’ing himself with a belly to back? It’s night time, two white guys fighting. My pupper died, lookin for a laff

Tony is a muh Jesus idol worshiper guy, the superior Muslim is destined to win.

rumor says the fudged the numbers on 215

Dana definitely regrets doing wMMA.
Definitely.

Ronda lured him in and then she fucked off.
Miesha's gone.
Holly's dead.
Hue girls/Polish girls aren't marketable.
All he has is Rose who's losing her belt in 2 months.
Sad!

>America is a shithole
top jej. Though, with all the poos and other assorted browns flooding your country for gibs, I’m sure you’ll reach that status soon enough.

I believe it, 100k even seems suspicious for that card

America is a secular state regardless of your retard republicans.

One in five Americans don't believe in God and over 50% don't regularly attend a place of worship.

How is that a religious country?

We will have the most marketable and literally best lineup of women's champions in a few months

>Cyborg
>Cat
>Shevchenko
>Dern

3 of them incredibly sexy and dominant, the other one so dominant her looking like a man doesn't matter.

Muslim countries like Dubai and the UK aren't too bad though.

The question is how/when is the charade ended and wmma is relegated back to invicta?

>tfw at least it isn't an Islamic country

Feels good

The majority of us are extremely religious. When was the last time you saw an atheist politician be successful? Or do you know more about my country than I do

Eh, maybe. The chicks draw well on TV so maybe they'll look at putting certain title fights on Fox again like they did with JJ

>Dern

Literally never, SJWs and nu males would attack the UFC so badly

There are literally tons of MMA cazie numale fans on twitter who convince themselves that WMMA is" epic "

Neither of those two are countries sweetie
Whether or not Cyborg's a draw or not is hard to determine.
She's headline one PPV and it was kind of a superfight PLUS the return of Khabib.
If 222 does over 150k I'd be shocked

Meanwhile Shev's title fight was the lowest PPV of the year.

Dern remains to be seen and Cat..also kind of remains to be seen.

Fuck off to Sup Forums you faggots nobody cares about your religious/my country vs your country faggotry

When Vince McMahon and McGregor team up to buy the XFL and the UFC, then combine the WWE roster with the UFC. WMMA will be removed.

This, Bernie being a jew hurt him and if Hillary came out as a Satanist like she clearly is it would've ruined her 1000x faster

Claudia Gadelha is the most beautiful UFC fighter

>Or do you know more about my country than I do
that rule's not applicable to the United States
You're shoved down our throat whether you like it or not.
45% of your people don't think the sun is a star and 1 in 3 believe in creationism.

I don't deny the religiosity of plenty of Americans - you definitely are more religious than every country in Europe (including the 3 muslim ones) but you aren't anywhere near a "religious country" like anything in the Middle East.

Thanks bud so who do you think will win in the rematch, Romero or Whittaker

For sure spending your days on Sup Forums looking at fetish porn is super religious my guy, its in the bible.

Whittaker within 2 rounds
He's literally 1.5 decades younger

>Three muslim countries
>Three

>UK
>Germany
>Sweden
>Turkey
>Shithole balkans

*blocks you are path*

actually 1.6 decades younger, look it up

Meme
Meme
Meme
Not in Europe
Correct: Albania, Bosnia, Kosovo

>what is separation of church and state

I'm going to start reporting the Sup Forums posting, be warned. Don't cry when you get a 3 day vacation.

Turkey is part of both Asia and Europe my man, you're lucky to get out of the EU before those roaches take over too much of it with the Fatherland

legend

Yeah most Americans are on Sup Forums
>my guy
Gb2 tumblr

Azerbaijan has like 1 km^2 in Europe and 99.9% of it in Asia but following your rule it's a European country too

Should Wonderboy fight Whittaker again or is he the Chonan to Bobby’s Silva?

you tell me.

>Don't have a PS4 or Xbox One
>Can't play UFC 3 because EA are anti PC jews

>Well, online betting site BetDSI has CM Punk largely favored over Mayweather, with Punk clocking in at -300 to “Money” May’s underdog line of +220.

why doesnt she get rid of the mole on her face?
it's literally so easy to do and she's obviously self conscious about it

it's against USADA regulations

No way this is true. I do hope Punk wins though, that would be hilarious.

Just think about what type of event this would be by the way. It'd be /box/ fags and /WWE/ aspies all in our home turf in our threads, and no matter what WE get to shitpost. I pray to Jesus Christ our lord and savior this fight happens

>Actor is the favourite over Fighter

would non-fight fans care?

Fuck yes, just gave a wave of excitement remembering this is tomorrow. The rest of the card is whatever, Pitbull brother, McGeary, Heather Hardy. The main event seems fun though

Literally free money betting on Floyd

Heather Hardy is qt.
That's all you can want from wMMA.

can you translate "9/8 PM CT" into English please?
i want to know whether it's worth staying up to watch it.

...

WWE fans LOVE Punk, he's a big fan favorite, and Gayweather is now a boxing a cultural icon. My ex girlfriend knew one fighter/wrestler from boxing/UFC/WWE and it was him AND she wanted to watch him fight McGregor because she hates him for his domestic violence. Gayweather and Punk are normie magnets indeed, I cannot wait for this.

Hopefully it will be the co-main to something like Romero/Whittaker II or literally any other above average actual fight. I don't want it as the main event

she's got the most beautiful feet in UFC

CT is -1 from EST, your time is plus 5

So 3 am I'm afraid

>is he the Chonan to Bobby’s Silva?
No, bois standup is better than whit-takers. Dont know why he would move up to middleweight either, still fights to be had at welter even if he cant crack the woodley code.

just + 5 hours to the first time m9

Central is 6 hours earlier, so 2 AM for you

>tfw violent rape fetish

>That failed math

i know central time is 6 hours behind, but how do you know which number to look at?
it says "9/8 pm", why are there 2 numbers?

This.
WMMA is lame as fuck

anyone who thinks this fight is a possibility is actually retarded. punk was full holocaust mode at 170 lbs, and floyd wouldn't ever go higher than 155

Redminer that this dude (From Da Land) is opening the main card tomorrow

youtube.com/watch?v=VirSoFoCUYE

It's always Eastern followed by Central for whatever reason. So 9/8 Central is 8:00 CST.

why is mountain and pacific never included

Hardy is basically a bum but she ain't boring

*leans into kick*

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?

No one lives in Mountain Time and Pacific timers are lame. It's all about the East and Midwest, even central time is for fags

They think they're ducking a punch

>blocks your path
Do you know where you are, uhhuhhhh?

All these are massive squash matches other than the main event, still looks like a fun night on /heem/ tho

>UFC 223 is 40 years away

it's about the position of the shoulder and what they're primed to dodge. using a pretty wide overhand right feint is p common to set up a same side high kick. not only is their focus on your hands and not your feet, but it's an easy way to lean a bit more into the kick.
blue trunks was probably using a lot of jab crosses or left hand haymakers before that webm was cut

>tfw the champ is only 5th ranked

quite Bisping-esque

Central and Eastern grab most of the population that prime time programming is aimed at

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There is literally a 0% chance she's even top 10.
She isn't supposed to be champ - Sijara Eubanks is.
And if Roxanne had more than 12 hours to prepare for a fight with her I bet she would have won.

She can't lose her belt soon enough.

tyron poodley lol

Oh shit, I remember Claxton

Dont buy it. They completely fucked up the striking controls. They spread everything out over as many buttons as possible for some reason so doing the inputs takes an unnatural amount of finger movement. It takes 4 fucking buttons to throw a spinning kick (something that only took 2 in the previous games) and it takes two face buttons to throw an uppercut with either hand so if you want to put an uppercut in a combo you have to be awkwardly hitting both buttons at once with your thumb instead of just using the goddamn right analog stick.

I dont know anything about game development but even I can tell the fundamental lack of understanding that went into the new control scheme is fucking depressing