RISG :DD

forgot that the russian guy gave his lands to the texans...


-={RULES}=-

-When claiming a nation, include your desired name, geographical region and color. Any parts you do not include will be randomly selected for you. ALSO GET A TRIPCODE

-When taking an action, be sure to clearly state your nation's name (easiest way is to put your state's name in front of the tripcode) and the action you want to perform. Unclear indiactions will be ignored.

-When seeking an alliance/a NAP, be sure to clearly state your nation's name and the other's, aswell as your intentions and special terms.

BREAKING A NAP OR ALLIANCE WILL TAKE ONE TURN ( - can't break a nap and attack that same nation in the same turn)

-In order to use Sea Routes: You need to own the province AND ALL THE PROVINCES THAT BORDER THAT ONE PROVINCE

-NO JOKE NATION-NAMES, please stay somewhat historical.

-All nations start with 4 territories ( - neither of which can be a province with sea routes.

-={POST NUMBER VALUES}=-
0,1,2,3 = 4 Territories
4,5,6 = 6 Territories
7,8,9 = 8 Territories
DUBS = 10 Territories
TRIPS = 18 Territories
QUADS = 25 Territories

1 Territory = 1 Point

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

GAME STARTS WHEN OP SAYS IT STARTS

GO EASY ON OP, HE PUTS TIME AND EFFORT INTO THIS SHIT

RULES AND SEAROUTES MAY OR MAY NOT CHANGE SLIGHTLY OVER THE COURSE OF THE GAME - IT'S A NEW MAP AFTER ALL

SHOULD THIS TOPIC DIE FOLLOW OP AND HIS TRIPCODE

HOW DO I GET A TRIPCODE? - Sup Forums.org/faq#tripcode


SCORES ARE DOUBLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you count my dubs I got? It looks like I lost land. Anyway continue with korn and defend against that other guy

Attack America more

fill Pakistan and north-west of India, defend if attacked

Kill the Mayans

Purge Berber from Italy, if spill continue into neutral Italy

Giving my land to the American Empire, gg y'all I'm going to bed

Kill Iberians

You forgot about India, OP.
Also, expand into the rest of the subcontinent, assuming you add me.
POO ON COMBINE.

youre right i will fix that sorry

Make sure to keep Iowa pure from the defiling Texans

updated allies

Fill in the gaps between me and the Mayans.

Portage welcomes the combine and cedes its land to the universal union

Attack Jimmy
Tell me more

The Chosen People expand north, into Greece.

They also request OP consideration for sea routes crossing the Gulf of Aiden and the Persian Gulf. Seems strange not to be able to cross those while Indonesia-Madagascar is apparently an easy swim.

Texas welcomes the combine and cedes its land to the universal union

who are you ?

Going out for dinner. See ya.

what ?

Kartli here, east

end turn

map.....

Attack Eqypt lands in Sudan

What the fuck just happened?

Lol. okay. ill try to greentext.

>Be in dream mode
>Sitting across from qt i have never seen irl
>Older couple i have know for years to my right also having dinner with us
>Old man reading paper to my right
>QT is smiling
>shewantstheD.gif
>Sudden urge to piss cause alcohol
>"Excuse me for a moment guise"
>Go to pisser; it's got one urinal and a shitter next to the door.
>Really dismal sight
>Start to take a leak
>Bubbleguts start outta nowhere
>itshappening.jpeg
>Hit the toilet hard
>Explosive diarrhea; the kind that gets the sides of your asscheeks all shitty
>Notice the door is cracked slightly and i can see people out in the restaurant
>She turns and sees me
>OHFUCK
>She smiles as if to make fun and STARTS WALKING TOWARD THE DOOR
>Try to shut the door but it's stuck
>Stand up and try to slam it with all ive got
>Stand up with such force my ass tenses up and eats the tail of my shirt with it's shitty cheeks
>Run to sink and start cleaning shit off shirt but i'm failing miserably
>She's knocking on the door asking if I'm okay
>Escape out of the bathroom window with pants halfway down and watery shit still stained on my shirt.
>Think about crying but can't because too focused on running fast

It was a weird dream with a lot more detail, but that's the jist of it.

Roll to get the rest of South America

Kartli, fill the east then...

NAP ? our regime thinks we can coexist peacefully

I, The Chosen People aka the Jews moving further into the Balkans, North and North-West.

I also hope that my previous roll will be included in the next map since I dont actually see it reflected in the current map.

Invade Arverni

it's happening

bunch of fags got bored?

Can we just name Jimmy king of the niggers

George Washington king of the Americas

Crocodile Dundde king of Asia

and gg?

nvm lets continue

our infiltration units did a tremendous job

...

Jimmy Agrees

Sure

Declare war and attack Jews to the east (North East Africa)

weak! and they sould be kings ?

Maybe we could start fresh then? I'm not tired ;_;

Attack Berber

LAST MAP INCOMING

fill india, defend if attacked

NAP?

Roll to finish SA

i just realised that there are 2 brown, i dont get it anymore

Yeah

Fill the rest of America

G G G G G
G
G
G
G

FEEL FREE TO HOST A NEW GAME BOYS, HERES A LINK FOR THE BLANK MAP

REMMBER TO DOUBLE THE TERRITORIES CUZ ITS A REALLY FUCKIGN SLOW MAP

Dem quads...

Anyone experienced enough to start a new map?

LINK


QUADS GETS

>1111
kek confirms game over

wtf is this

GG to all and special GG to Bengal, best ally
The Combine will now conquer a different dimension

SHIT

THIS IS THE BLANK MAP

mfw when jimmy carter owns georgia

gg ty for spending a few hours of your life with worthless me
cya in the next risk game, jimbo!

>dem wasted quads

Roll to take back land and attack Mayans

game is over
and gg for being an autist even in your dreams

>Berber
Finish off Mayans, declare war on Iberian's and attack