Bong upset edition
First run starts in 10 bings
Bong upset edition
First run starts in 10 bings
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people actually watch this shit? How long does it take? do people drop like flies?
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Dead thread for a dead sport?
It'll pick up in a bit.
I watch it and I know we're never going to fucking win. The Norwegians are almost always a lock for it. Fuckers breathe snow.
Is this like deathmarch?
15km isn't a lot burger
So who's winning this?
>120 people
Yo wtf, is this real?
I run 10km six days a week this is almost a sprint for them right? Fucking Americans I swear...
Someone from Norway
>Timo Juhani Grönlund
>Bolivia
hmmm
It's a marathon on skiis. Me and five people probably watch this in my whole state.
France, Finland, Switzerland, Russia or Norway, most likely
>Tonga chad is last
>run 10k
This is on skis you mutt
pakistan is last.
2 NKers just before that
Ill bet its only me in Virginia
LET'S GO
he was delayed, he couldn't find his shirt
I think they go faster on skis then one would go on foot. Don't know shit about this sport is this a sprint or a marathon?
how long till all of em even leave the gate?
Is it true that people from Norway loves Alex Harvey?
>is this a sprint or a marathon?
Somewhere in between
40 mins
Montana, basically the nastiest place to cross-country skii. I've competed locally but fuck what these guys are doing. Their technique is fucking perfect.
>mfw Iranian woman was over 1:30 behind on the 3:00 min long stprint
Hoping for a Heikkinen upset. He's a world champ on this distance from Oslo
fucking hell
Yeah when its downhill, not when they literally have to "slide" up a slope for 10 miles
MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO
Yes, he seems like a great guy
I'm pretty sure it's not a marathon like event at all.
It's the shortest non-sprint event
>bald auf
yes, he is
There's a few people here that don't like him because of comments he made in the past and his attitude.
Ok thanks that's what I thought. Amerifats are baffled at the idea that one could parkour 15km by any other means then by car...
Don't know him that well, but he seems likable in interviews. What did the say/do?
no, the 50km one is. This isn't a sprint though, not at all
>parkour
Explain.
To us that's jumping off buildings and shit. Are you just talking about running? Or that we don't know what a kilometer is? Probably both before you say it already.
*he
He was blaming his waxing in the last Olympics if i remember right.
Is this winter death march?
Bad translation of the french word ''parcourir'' I'm guessing.
Thats the 50km one, this is 15km
For me it's Vasaloppet in march at 90 km
Wait for the 50km
Sure, but thats not an olympic event
For me it will be watching Halfvarsson choking again
Announcer kinda sounds like Tony Romo.
yes this
What I meant is that there's like 10 ''is this the deathmarch'' posts ITT and they're all by Americans. It's 15km of course it's not the winter deathmarch. They'll be done in an hour at most I'm guessing and I don't know shit about this sport.
Indeed. It is the largest skiing event in terms of participantes though
Many skiiers do that to be fair
Oh, so it's an arrogant Eastern Canada twat. How much do we have to pay them, to make them go away?
>we want to leave Canada
Please do.
Do any of the biathlon guys compete in this or is it too specialised?
He has looked really poor, hopefully he can do well today
Will the bong win it?
Wax is a huge, HUGE issue but you should have settled that from the starting point. The fuck kind of shit is that where you're blaming your preparation?
Nah, outsider (at best) for a medal
There have been athletes that have competed in both, but not in the same time. The amount of training you put on the shooting makes to weak of a skiier to compete in cross country.
You're probably only going to have the stamina for one event at most. You're fucking spent. Some guys puke blood and shit themselves after this kind of thing. No, I am not kidding.
Probably not but he's honestly not bad. Top 10 wouldn't be shocking
>and shit themselves
Doesn't really have the same appeal if they're wearing full length pants.
>everbody sleeping on Heikkinen and Spitsov
smdh tbqh
Also he grew up in Alaska and literally never lived in the UK.
It's every orifice up in this motherfucker, captain kangaroo.
ayyyo fuck Slovakia
Rarely. Bjoerndalen has won one cross country wc event I think. Lars Berger (former biathlete) could've been one of the all time goat xc'ers, but he didn't like it, so he settled for a life in mediocrity in biathlon. Guys like Thingnes-Boe and Fourcade could probably make the transition.
Who knows, anything can happen. I don't even dare to hope at the moment though.
He finished 3rd in this event in the World Cup just two months ago.
Matti to win!
Still mad?
If Rickardsson wins i win 150.000 sek. Cheer for me bros
Professional cyclists in a grand tour cycle hundreds of kilometres a day for 21 days. Why can't these guys do multiple events day after day?
Like, does Fourcade not have the stamina to race biathlon and skiathlon?
Jeg savner mit kors flag :/
Would be nice with some Finnish medals. Sweden against the other Nordics, but Nordics against the rest of Europe, and Europe against the rest of the world.
>what is Tour de Ski
>Halfvarsson
Is Fullvarsson competing in this?
good joke canada
Proof or it didn't happen
Reminder that Jessie Diggins literally wrote ''Time to go meet the Jamaican Bobsled team!'' on her insta on a pic where she looks gorgeous and has an insta post where she ''dances'' like a black dude to modern ''''rap''''' ''''''music'''''. None of you stand a chance with her she's clearly into blacks.
Nice quads, shame you wasted them being nice to Canada
proof or it didn't happen
Canada is the joke
there u go
Seriously though, who will win?
Dubs and Musgrave wins
anyone /comfy/ here?
BRACKED.
Musgrave already kill
Sigh. She took al of them at the same time, didn't she?
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It breaks my heart too but yeah, she's clearly into the dark fellows.
Let's go Norway!
Just end our suffering.