Hello me/b/. I just lost my job and i have a baby on the way. Any way i could make money quick or get a job quick?

Hello me/b/. I just lost my job and i have a baby on the way. Any way i could make money quick or get a job quick?

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Help*

Damn phoneposting

Sure, here’s the plan:
>be (You)
>go to a street corner where you know cops aren’t patrolling much but has quite a good amount of car/people traffick
>offer to suck dick for cash money
>???
>profit
You can do it user i believe in you

fastest way to make money is selling online courses on how to get rich fast

Honestly that's not sounding like a bag idea at this point. But it's awfully cold out.

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Sell things on ebay.

I don't have anything of worth.

easier answer?
sucking dick, dealing drugs
better answer?
get a job in real estate

You'll have a baby to sell soon.

Not soon enough, baby's due in feb

How do I do the latter?

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go to a job agency, they can find you a job fast, you can also claim welfare for your baby.

did it feel good cumming inside her?

Fuck ya

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How dare those people who need help in dark times ask for help from the government? Oh wait yeah that's right, Republicans are utter fucks who don't care about anybody that makes less than 6 figures. Trump being the king of that pile of faggots.

not sure exactly, and it's better when you have a regular job and do real estate on the side
but it's good money regardless from what i heard

got any pussy pics? curious what you're dumping into.

That's actually one of the better ideas I've heard today. Thanks user

Was the first one aborted?

How many loads of cum will you have to take? Think about that, for each swig of warm salty cum, you get body heat recovery
It’s not gonna suck(no pun intended) that much at that point

No pic related was misleading I'm sorry

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Pimp out ur preggo gf

yes post pics

That's plan b then

Any of you guys want to buy her feet pics?

I live in central london and buy ecstasy pills off deep web for 1 pound a piece and sell them at shows for 10-20 each.

easy way to make a couple hundred while enjoying and show

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How would i go about doing this?

I'd like to see what I'm dealing with.

theres countless tutorials online on how to purchase off the deep web. Its actually extremely easy

Lmao this isn't political, bud. Go to

You're not fbi are you?

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Put the baby up for adoption.

no not at all sir

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wtf is a deep web? The internet getting cliquish?

>seething

its like the normal internet but african american

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Make it plan A
You need that cock money a$ap cocky

Maybe some nudes showing off her belly

Get the fuck outta here
The deep web has been around since the dawn of internet
Dark web has been there since TOR was created

How long have you been on the internet ffs? You must be an underage and even then, everyone knows wtf is the deepweb

Sell a kidney. What the fuck do you need two for?

you took that bait like a champ

lern2internet
That’s not how you’re supposed to b8 people for your own amusement
That really looked like a weak attempt at trying to be le ebin memester XDXDXDXD