P$G blown the fuck out

Sergio Ramos: "They came to bury us, but we baptized them"

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Catholic lads, fuck the Catalan commies

>Baptizing

Thats Haram

qatar BTFO

>real is a mudslime te-
PRAISE

We /crusades/ now

My friends, some of them liked basketball, others liked basket

uhm that joke falls flat if you translate it literally.
It's better like
>My friends, some of them liked basketball, others liked nba
Or something

Catalan separatists are mostly right-wing neoliberals with a loud minority of anarchists. Catalan communists have explicitly condemned separatism.

>Esquerra republicana is not communist
lad.....

If halal madrid win on aggregate
>p$g's owners sack Emery out of rage
>sign either Mourinho or Guardiola in a desperate attempt to finally win the CL
>psg wins treble next season
>team whose manager p$g signed is replaced by zidane
>has a dissappointing season
>zidane signs isco, casemiro and carvajal the season after
>team wins the cl
If psg make a ccomeback
>zidane is sacked
>mourinho returns to real
>man united sign Emery
>Cavani or verrati joins united
>real wins treble
>man united loses in the final game, handing spurs the title on goal difference
>real sign de gea, with asensio going the other way
>united buy oblak
>united win the pl and fa cup, gets knocked out by real in the cl
>psg lose ligue 1 to monacco again

why do spaniards always talk so over-dramatically about football? get on with it

That lack of passion is why Spanish clubs have won 5 times more European trophies than English clubs in the past decade

...

i thought it was the doping

the nuance is lost in translation probably.
We hardly have a hooligan culture btw

>
What did the ameriobese mean by this?

It's the non-reddit way of saying "this". How hard is that to comprehend?

You could have actually put in some thought and replied with a sentence.

Doping? What doping?

>whitest_man_in_spain.jpg

Lurk more

>Madrid
>Catholicism
Pick one, glory hunting degenerate faggots
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He's not from madrid but from Andalusia my obese, cancerous, violent, mutt friend

dont bother with these idiots

they aren't, they are nationalists and socialists

barcelona is the only place with a cathedral being built in the west you fucking dumbass
the commies here only get 4%, less than in the rest of spain

>implying you can't be catholic and gay at the same time
Argentina was the first LatAm country and 3rd in the world to legalise gay marriage and the Pope is Argentine

Who gives a fuck, he represents the shitskin city of Madrid you filthy spic

the Pope is a heretic, not a real Catholic, he's a Jeesuit commie

this, at least in barcelona we dont have a full district of gay people like chueca

Jesuits are the real followers of Christ, also, Jesus was pretty much a commie himself

>nationalists and socialists
lmao you're the most cancerous region in the entirety of the peninsula and seem to be delussional as fuck.
They are not nationalist but anti-spanish nation. Else why would these nationalists encourage immigration from MENA?
>ERC not commies
Sure sure and these are anarchists right
youtube.com/watch?v=dV8-WuJwQ94
Anarchists that want the state to subsidized all immigration possible

Jewsuits are atheist that want to use the Church as a NGO

The Church is literally a NGO...

The Holy See is a government

Sure thing John Walter Hernandez Garcia

WTF is happening in this thread

>Gypsy
>Special needs kid
>Cheating cunt
He's an honorarian Community of Mierdrid resident

when did jesus said the workers should own the factories or that there should be just one world goberment on the material world?
He never said anything about a state forcing people to give money, he was always in favour of volunteer actions, not goberment mandated

Yes, and they rule on a 1 square kilometre territory. The Holy Roman Church is an international NGO

>when did jesus said the workers should own the factories
Factories and proletariat didn't exist back then

>why would these nationalists encourage immigration from MENA?
because that's already happening with the spanish state deals with morocco king, Juan Carlos "brother" and with sudaca migrants who are no better
The socialism in catalonia comes from pandering to the 2 million of spanish migrants who have always voted spanish socialist parties

what did madrid mean by this?

then how was he a comunist? oh cause he said give money to the poor and you are so brainwashed you believe that's comunism and not just standard human good will?

he wasn't even a land reformist

Funny we have a stronger economy, better achademic results and far less muslims than the city of Scatalonia then
>If someone asks you for your coat give him your shirt aswell
Jesus is the biggest cuck to ever live

He was a good guy, just like theorical communists

He lived 2000 years ago

cause madrid literally sends every migrant here and now because they are angry that they are learning catalan they will support only spanish schools to make sure the migrants that they sent themselves don't support catalanism
ever since the CROWN of aragon joined castille you've done nothing but try to erase our language even when it wasn't necesary

>Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's

>because that's already happening with the spanish state deals with morocco king
Not at all actually, you have chosen to fill your streets with pakis and algerians so you could continue your childish culture wars agains spanish identity
>sudaca migrants who are no better
They are far better actually
>The socialism in catalonia comes from pandering to the 2 million of spanish migrants who have always voted spanish socialist parties
Are you refering to Rufían the charnego independentist or trapero, the nationalist policeman with castillian fathers?

Good to see the catholic spirit is alive somewhere in Europe.

True that's why they're tax exempt in the u.s.

That means politicians shouldn't be involved in religion

I supose france, germany and uk have also choose that cause they are antispanish catalans right?

>cause madrid literally sends every migrant here
So why is one of catalonian "nationalist's" hot topic the fascist lack of social justice in spain?
You're a bunch of brainwahsed fools.

>ever since the CROWN of aragon joined castille you've done nothing but try to erase our language even when it wasn't necesary
COmpletely false. There's actually plenty of instances were the central goverment has favoured YOU bunch of JEWS in detriment of the southern provinces, who were historically much richer than you

>Are you refering to Rufían the charnego independentist or trapero, the nationalist policeman with castillian fathers?
You are saying what Im saying, catalan politics went to the left to pander to the spanish migrants and as a result leftist globalism infected our nation
catalanism was historically right wing, see carlism before the 2 milion spanish migrants sponsored by the Franco regime

Oh but i thought it was SPain's deal to bring moroccans. You can not flip flop more in so few paragraphs congrats.
France Germany and the U have their own cultural wars, you favoured a model were migrants first language was not spanish, unlike the rest of the peninsula and that is a fact

>plenty of instances
muh taxes to cheap british clothes

Catalanism is historically burgoise not right wing.
And franco sponsored much more than two million of workers in Catalunlla my friend.
Do you not know you had a monopoly in international fairs under Franco?
You Catalans were the biggest dicksuckers of Franco and plenty of your industrial output you owe to him

LMAO FAGGOT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD

>muh taxes to cheap british clothes
Oh yeah forcing your shit clothing products on southern farmers even though they were like 5 times pricier than the english ones is not favouring at all.
Yeah you got me senpai

>Oh but i thought it was SPain's deal to bring moroccans. You can not flip flop more in so few paragraphs congrats.
you manolos never fail, dumb as a rock

>France Germany and the U have their own cultural wars, you favoured a model were migrants first language was not spanish, unlike the rest of the peninsula and that is a fact
yes, and we have our cultural war against your model of castillan spain and some thought it was better for our survival to get more none spanish migrants wich we still get, there are as many sudacas as moors but whatever floats your boat

by the way you talk like there are no muslims or chinese in the rest of spain, bollocks basically

Translation is poor he's not being dramatic-

Or maybe it's because spanish is a language that's full of hyperboles and sayings, it sounds exaggerated in comparison to a simple language like english. When we say me quiero matar after missing a goal it doesn't actually mean we want to suicide

He was referring to a coin dummy. Did you read the Bible or go to church?

Show me the coin used for paying the tax.” They brought him a denarius, 20 and he asked them, “Whose image is this? And whose inscription?”

this is what manolos tell their kids? that franco, the one that wanted seat in guadalajara was the birthgiver of industry in catalonia? lmao
I mean why let factories arise in a territory next to france, with an already educated population and acces to the mediterranean and already built ports right? le franco was catalanist cause he didn't put factories in the monegros mua mua
fucking retards

There is no model of "castillian Spain" that's just your inferiority complex.
Explain to me how come evil Madrid allows you to structure your own education, have your own Tv's in your own language and in part financed the hard workers in madrid ( we don't live off European Union handouts like you )

there's literally nothing wrong with protectionism and you are a fucking traitor
if catalonia is spain then you should not have any problems with that

good thread

Is this what Jordis Garcias tell to their wife's kid?
That even though franco propped up their industry and gave thema priviliged cultural position as opposed to other regions that spain always oppreses them?

I wouldn't have a problem if scatalans weren't massive fucking hypocrites and admitted that much of the wealth that they have ( or have had ) is in part thanks to the rest of spain
Now try to justify that Xavi Hernandex Perez

>There is no model of "castillian Spain"
then why is castillan aka spanish the oficial language?

>madrid
thats just castille, it shouldnt exist as a separated autonomous comunitry, castilla leon, asturias, cantabria, rioja, extremadura and castilla la mancha should be just one comunity but you dont want that cause pp would lose power on the parliament

>evil Madrid allows you to structure your own education
they no longer want that
>have your own Tv's in your own language
why not? its paid by our taxes, theres already spanish national tv

>priviliged cultural position as opposed to other regions that spain
this is just fake we wuz from libertad digital or burbuja
no sources of anything

>admitted that much of the wealth that they have ( or have had ) is in part thanks to the rest of spain

"if you sell products to a region you should be goberned by them"
yeah no

>uncle

>then why is castillan aka spanish the oficial language?
And catalonian, basque, galician etc...
You know that the spanish cultural ministry Subsidizes movies in minoritiry languages?
Now you know why so many audivisual firms reside in catalonia
>thats just castille, it shouldnt exist as a separated autonomous comunitry, castilla leon, asturias, cantabria, rioja, extremadura and castilla la mancha should be just one comunity but you dont want that cause pp would lose power on the parliament
THe autonomies are fucked as they are but that's a different discussion

>they no longer want that
And why?
Could it be that you proved to be a bunch of slimy cunts using education for political gains?
Made me think
>why not? its paid by our taxes, theres already spanish national tv
You're saying madrid wages a war agains catalonian culture. Why would evil centralism allow you to spend a great part of your budget in Catalonian exclusive media?

>this is just fake we wuz from libertad digital or burbuja
no sources of anything
Try Stendhal
Or is he an evil Castillian aswell?

>"if you sell products to a region you should be goberned by them"
yeah no
You're stunningly dumb.
You're selling those products ONLY because protectionism enforced by the central goverment allowed it.

>be franco
>have a destroyed, impoverished and bankrupted nation full of castillan rural retards
>sent hundreds of thousands of them to work on catalonia to prevent them from revolting in their territory, castillanize a rebel nation wich language you baned and make money for the goberment, therefore killing three birds with one stone basically
>manolos now calling you catalanist for it
jesus fuck you are dumb

because madrid is not almighty and not everyone in castille is a jacobin

what a thread lads

for centuries catalonia couldn't trade with america but now some clothes taxes is the reason catalonia has an industry and extremadura doesn't
good lord

>Protectionism by the central government
That's some great spin on the sanctions that were placed on Franco's Spain.

as a soundtech who's worked mixing voiceovers for the last 12 years (first in valencia, now in barcelona) I have to say your post is full of retardation. You are completely clueless from top to bottom

>You know that the spanish cultural ministry Subsidizes movies in minoritiry languages?
with minority taxes and forced by us, not from their good will

>And catalonian, basque, galician etc...
can I make catalan basque or galician the "lengua vehicular" in madrid, andalucia or castilla?
who is the one dividing then?

why are Catalans so butthurt lads

why aren't you spanish then if you like it so much you pacific mexican manlet?

if I were keeping the score in this thread, I'd say the lies and butthurt comes from outside catalonia

>autism, the post

Yeah keep dodging actual issues like the preference you get in subsidizes for ICAA if you happen to speak Catalan in your production.
But if Franco send all the rural retards to Catalonia that explains how dense you are
That's a cop out
Is not the only example but a very illustrative one
lmao we were talking about the 19th century
I see you didn't make an argument.
Poor boy
>with minority taxes and forced by us, not from their good will
What are minority taxes?
Because we pay into the state and receive little, yet Madrid is supposedly a cultural dictatorship.
SAnd still it is your film industry that gets carried by the state and not ours.

>can I make catalan basque or galician the "lengua vehicular" in madrid, andalucia or castilla?
who is the one dividing then?
I would agree if there were such programs to learn the different languages and dialects of the peninsula, but you do understand that it is not practical to make Basque official in a place were hardly anyone speaks it

Normally, I'd insult your flag or something, but I agree with you, that post was autistic as fuck and I apologise.

>damage control

it like this: Spain is poor as fuck but Catalonia , per capita, is doing well. Catalonians are sick of propping up a failing economy.

No?

franco baned catalan in public schools and sent 2 milion spanish migrants
after his dead catalan parliament took back control of the catalan education and made school in catalan, castillan and english, but mostly in catalan as most of the radio and tv is already spanish and half the population doesnt speak catalan in their homes
now after sending a million of moors and southamericans to keep ethnically cleansing catalonia the spanish goberment wants to go back to only spanish schools to make sure these new migrants don't integrate like the ones before, the result of their coming being tabarnia, a north ireland project inside catalonia

>butthurt by different opinions
a castillian classic lmao

woah francesc, no need to be so aggressive, pretty sure Catalonia would be worse off without Castille

Catalonia is slightly richer than the rest of spain

kek, why are you manolos so butthurt? why can't you stop thinking and talking about us?

If I had to be all day paying attention to, let's say, Murcia, I would kill myself

>Playing the victim card and misconstruing events
A catalan classic

>pretty sure Catalonia would be worse off without Castille
only one way of finding it out

and btw as a former spanish colony you have no right to tell a part of spain to keep being spanish

>His whole political philosophy is based on being assblasted by castillian superiority
>"N-no my castillian overlord it is you who is butthurt i swear

>What are minority taxes?
taxes paid minority language speaking people as you said

i dont give a fuck about what a catalan think i should say, your problem if you're so butthurt by the truth Francesc