Good evening, you're watching Channel 4 news. Our top story tonight...
Good evening, you're watching Channel 4 news. Our top story tonight
Christopher Peterson
Gabriel Wilson
fag gets sucked off by fag then literally dies of prostate cancer
Juan Rivera
More at 11
Aiden Turner
the hell hole know as Australia is burning like it's no tomorrow and everyone is doomed to a firefly death
Oliver Phillips
Thanks Linda, tonight we're looking at temperatures in the mid -10's to low 20's so stay inside and watch that dirty kike loli porn you nigger loving cuck.
Justin Thomas
In other news, a local charity is handing out free lolis to the loliless.
Levi Price
im gonna need that charity please
Adrian Gray
Breaking: a local man has attempted to take more than one loli and has been brutally beaten by two neckbeards
Chase Sanders
One of the neckbeards spoke of the ordeal with us, and this is what he had to say:
>you know I wouldn’t have really minded if he’d asked
>loli is love, loli is life as I say haha
>but he grabbed cirno
>cirno is my fucking waifu for laifu
Back to you, Tom
Nolan Hill
OP is still a faggot
Zachary Brooks
OP is still a faggot
Jaxon Thompson
fuck oz
Sebastian Price
On the Syrian front, it appears that former Army Ranger John Rambo has razed Aleppo.
Ryan Price
thank you Bill, now with the weather report
Elijah Green
that's mean
Jonathan Lopez
It looks like a group of pranksters have been dumping horse semen from the rooftops across the countries. Authorities are currently investigating, but for now, expect showers. The temperatures are going to be shriveled-sack freezing, so wear warm clothing. Christmas is almost here folks, which means burglaries are at their most frequent. Load your guns, hide your kids, and lock your doors. And have a happy holiday season.
Ian Wood
country*
Liam Cruz
also niggers
Ian Robinson
fucking niggers
Xavier Jackson
The national nigger lynching festival will be held at each state’s capital on Sunday from 12am to 12am Monday.
Luke Reed
The Grand Wizard estimates attendance to be the highest it's ever been
Eli Scott
purge. im on board with that
Jonathan Clark
Music will be provided by Daryl Davis.
Justin Taylor
Sounds like we’re all gonna have a swell time, Steve.
Gabriel Sanchez
Oh where to start
Daniel Ortiz
Checking in with Russia..
It's still Russia.