Do you just let your cum fall anywhere when you jerk off? That's so gross

Do you just let your cum fall anywhere when you jerk off? That's so gross

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No, I take a sheet of paper and roll it up into a cone shape and fold it over on the bottom, then unload in it and toss it. Printer paper is ubiquitous.

Mmm nice cock I wish you could fuck me

usually a towel on my stomach. or in my mouth if im feeling horny

Nah, usually a towel or tshirt depending on how much I want to aim

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I rarely use my hands these days. My pocket pussy has an open end, so to catch it all, I carved out a hole in the box I bought my phone in, conveniently the right size. Then after squeezing the toy in the hole, I stuff the box in between my pillow and bed, pajamas or towel under for leverage. Box has tissue paper inside, which I've never really had a problem with in regards to scratching or getting in the way, which is nice.

VR porn if I'm feeling extra, otherwise I'd just put my phone in front of me, maybe touch lock my phone so I can kiss my screen. I cut the hole in the box a little bit too small, but it makes it a fuck ton tighter than if I just used my hand.

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Should add this only let's me do missionary or whatever that sex position is where the girl lays down and the dude claps her cheeks, but I never got tired of it.

nobody cares just keep posting more cocks, we need the frontpage to be 50% cock related at least because MUH DICK

Fuck more pls

we need more cocks, no matter the size. if your cock is small you can go for the usual "is my cock big enough, i feel insecure about it" or cuck thread, if your donger is schlonger you can go for tribute or dick rate threads, whatever the case may be we need to make sure to keep posting our cocks because cocks rule the world

I just cum in/on underwear usually. It ends up going in the wash anyway.

>or whatever that sex position is

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>has sex with pillow
>kisses phone
>not knowing what unofficial sex position names there are is what raises red flags

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more stiff, cum-squirting dicks pls

I only cum in my own mouth and swallow it.

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That's a fugly ass dick

No, it just took it to the next level

would drain. please post more

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Figures but I get a few decent loads on cam

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What the fuck, who jerks off the base instead of the tip??

Also no, I tuck mine into some panties and throw a bullet vibrator in there too and grind one out. No mess, and the orgasms are head shaking toe curling explosive. I seriously don't even envy big cocks, none of them look like they're enjoying their orgasms.

Yeah I clean it off the floor or whatever if it lands there. I only jerk off in the shower in the morning or in bed before I pass out. Then I just shower when I wake up and maybe wash my sheets. Maybe.

>What the fuck, who jerks off the base instead of the tip??
people trying to make their dick look bigger

I just nut into the toilet and flush it. If I wanna shoot a load out I do it in the tub and wash it down. Ya'll using towels and shit that you gotta clean up which makes it more of a hassle if you do it everyday or regularly.

Just reuse them. You only have to throw them out once they start smelling like cotton candy, and only because ants will start smelling it

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I keep a towel for when I'm fuckin so I can wipe lube off of my hand(s), but I wash it like every two weeks. I keep the towel hidden, but I don't cum in it or on it very often, just for cleaning my hand.

I just don't wanna worry about replacing a towel every month because I'm a broke college student.

post your college dick, or cum, right now pls

Srry, not very confident, but it was a good try.

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disappointed, but also understandable. no worries though, i still love you. ;)

luv u 2 bby

I just cum on my belly, then collect it with a syringe.
I then toss a coin:
Heads, I squirt it in my mouth
Tails, squirt it in my butt hole

hell yeah i cum on the floor

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this, this is a nice dick. and what's even better is that it's a good pic, so that we can actually see how nice it is. i like what you got user! :)

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