/bundes/

*taktik edition*

>Today 16/02

/bundes/
20:30 Kneelers BSC - MainzzZZzz

2nd /bundes/
18:30 Heathenhome - Bochum
18:30 FCKLautern - SV Sandhouse

3rd /bundes/
19:00 PreuBen Münster - Hansa Rostock


>Saturday 17/02

/bundes/
15:30 Cologne - Hangover 96’
15:30 HIV - Neverkusen
15:30 Freeburger - Tooter Bremen
15:30 Wolfscastle - Buyern
18:30 >Schalke - Hobbnhome

2nd /bundes/
13:00 Bielefield - Darmstadt
13:00 Ingolstadt - FC St. Antifa
13:00 Rüsseldorf - Greather Farth
13:00 Holzbein - Erzgebirge Aua

3rd/bundes/
14:00 Chemnitzer - Unterhaching
14:00 unFortunate Cologne - Wehen Wiesbathing
14:00 Hallescher - Karlsruher
14:00 Sunstudio GroBaspach - Karl Marx Jena
14:00 Meppen - Paderbundes
14:00 Tooter Bremen II - Maidburger
14:00 Spicyburger Kickers - Zwickaua

Görges

I really really like this image.

Flocka is back in Munich for medical treatment of his Oberschenkel Aua

good OP

*autosages*

>old bundes will never come back

all their posters are neinhold bots now (including me)
*beeps away*

heh nothing personnel kiddo

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>
Benedikt Höwedes könnte im Sommer nach Schalke zurückkehren, da Juventus Turin keine Kaufpflicht für den Weltmeister mehr hat. Verletzungspech ist schuld.
>Nach der Verletzungsmisere des Weltmeisters kann dieser nicht mehr auf die vorgeschriebenen 25 Einsätze, die für die Kaufpflicht in Höhe von 13 Millionen Euro nötig gewesen wären, kommen. Juventus hatte diese Zahl in der Bekanntgabe von Höwedes' Verpflichtung bekannt gegeben.
>Nun müssen die Modalitäten neu verhandelt werden. Italienische Medien berichten, dass Juventus rund vier Millionen Euro zahlen wolle. Sollten sich die Parteien nicht einigen können, müsste der 29-Jährige zurück zum FC Schalke, wo er noch bis 2020 unter Vertrag steht.

hmmm yes that is the >schalke curse

he is way past it anyway

told you but you were all like "MUH HISTORY WITH THE CLUB" lmao

4 million is still a Buyern tier rip off

>Hurensohning intensifies

for someone who can barely move without a wheelchair? meh

Please train our players in your big strong German youth development programs

Welcome to nu-bundes kamerad

nice image
mind if I save it?

>Max Eberl.jpg

Quackerer with the assist

>rides the Juve bench for one season without injury
>sold to Arselel for 12 million

>Robin "Robin Dutt" Dutt

>Robin “Robin “Robin Dutt” Dutt” Prut

>Den "Denmark" Mark

Well played bantmark i chuckled

>Die DNA dieses Fußballspiels hat sich nicht groß geändert
*tips fedora*

19:09 Echte Liebe

""""""""""""""""""echte"""""""""""""""""

"""""""""""""""""""liebe"""""""""""""""""""""

absolute cringe

Is Batschwei elite?

>le score goals man

Tbh bundes is the only poormunity where autists unironically report posts
sad!

we only report amerimutt posts

Kc legend

it's Denmark "Christian Olesen" Gravesen

>kc tier poster is back

good

not sure T B Q H

>Manch ein Fußballfan würde sich mit Sicherheit bereits grün und blau ärgern, wenn ihm ein einzelnes Ticket fürs Stadion abhanden kommt. Was aber, wenn man 127 davon verliert?
>Genau so viele Eintrittskarten hat ein Mann aus Regensburg nämlich für das Champions-League-Spiel zwischen dem FC Bayern München und Besiktas Istanbul verloren.
>Wie die Münchner tz berichtet, kamen dem 24-Jährigen alle Tickets auf dem Parkplatz eines Supermarktes abhanden, den leeren Umschlag fand er hinterher in einem Mülleimer.
>Wie und warum der Mann an so viele Station-Eintrittskarten kam und ob er selbst als Fan ins Stadion gehen oder die Karten lediglich verkaufen wollte, ist nicht bekannt.

hmmmmm

hmmmm who could be behind this hmmmmmm

dont mind me I'm just uhhhm buying some... food. organic food for the vegan dinner party I'm going to give tonight yes

will go and play some footy now bye

are you playing for mainz?

hehe

based sandhouse

wtf is yt trying to tell me

Become a nazi

Game is on lads. Be prepared for an absolutely boring shitshow

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

iktf. But if I'm being honest, old /bundes/ in it's latter stages was pure cancer due to all the tripfaggot circlejerk desu.

Every week I watch these games that I know are going to be shit, and am then annoyed with myself for wasting my time again.

>not inteligant enough to keep an eye on the tickets

>tfw no gf

how can we solve the soy boy low test beta male problem in BVB fans?

>Islam is /pol9k/ compatible
really makes me think

Indeed

english please? my german is rusty

A retard literally lost 127 tickets for the Bayern Istanbul game...

Why is Sancho so injury prone

>"OMG, too many Dortmund fans are right wing shitlords"
>"No, they are soy boy low test beta male cücks"
that's some next level schizophrenia desu

Really? My German is Rex.

pacey players that build their game around acceleration and quick turns are naturally more injury prone than your average CB tank.

Badstuber disagrees

just bad luck lad

I never said that non pacey players can't be injury prone.

>german humour

I don't get it desu

damn

both are dog names

lel

I see...

>it's a Hertha BSzzzzzzz game

that isn't very funny then

>RINTI Trockenfutter

...

youre not very funny

did she died?

>germans

*pruts @ u*

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q-quack

*kneels respectfully*

>inb4 boring 90' kneeler equalizer

>Hamburgo 6 points off 16th
h-h-happening?

we can only hope user

y-yeah.."user"...

oooops I meant Anton

he isn't that pacy though

Leute

habe gerade ne ganze Packung Blaubeeren gefressen

Stramme Leistung Kollege

Sammer is a GOD

Was ist an diesem pseudointellektuellen Wichtigtuer denn so besonders?

...

t. Loddar

Selbst Loddar geht mir nicht so aufen Sack wie dieser maßlos überschätzte Dampfplauderer

I said it once and I say it again. Sammer is a phony that probably gets off by the smell of his own farts.

Are hertha the bravest bundes team? Very inspiring as a black American

More like the most boring team of the Bundesliga. There's nothing interesting about them at all.

Sammer makes good points and it feels like he is speaking from experience.
Like Klopp when he worked for ZDF.
The other pundits make me switch off instantly.

We don't like n*gros here. Go away.

>I pretend to be retarded for fun

>I pretend to pretend to be retarded
quack