Even the hacker group known as anonymous fear her

>Even the hacker group known as anonymous fear her
Are these movies for real

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Is she from Los Zetas?

>Anonymous retreats from Mexico drug cartel confrontation
>Threats to begin unmasking members of Zetas reined back as cartel rumoured to be hiring own security specialists for physical retaliation – as others question whether Anonymous member was ever kidnapped in Veracruz

>implying you aren't terrified of her stepping repeatedly on your face and dick

>hacker group known as anonymous

They fear getting adopted by her

>Hey that's Shaw, the guy that killed Han remember?
>he's family now
this movie was pure trash

He'll make up for it by revealing that Han isn't dead and he just helped him fake his own death and start over after his beloved Skeletor died

Is this sentence real?

They actually said it on the movie, I couldn't help but chuckle

Statham and the Rock should get a spin-off.

holy shit

hollywood knows that anonymous is just neets on Sup Forums right

wait are you serious? this actually happens?

damn is that a 30 year old lesbian with a criminal record?

He can read some airplane patterns on a computer screen of course he's family now

I would watch this.

why deos she keep choosing movies where she gets to brutally murder men?

>implying you aren't aroused by her stepping repeatedly on your face and dick

imagine how big her feet would look inside your dick

shit that would mean he's the one that got ourguys info on the hwndu flag on TN!

So I wattched this movie without having seen any since Tokyo Drift... Can anyone explain what I saw?

Literal trash, should've watched Fast 5, the only good one

FAMILY
RESPECK
CUBA

Yes. In case you haven't noticed already hollywood is run by a bunch of clueless old farts.

didn't think this needed to be said, but no, movies aren't real

Fast 5 was trash too. It was on spike today. There's a scene where dom and paul are chained up by the bad guys and dom literally just breaks steel handcuffs with brute strength. I felt insulted.

Lmao in this movie dwayne johnson does the same, and also rips out a concrete structure inside a prison cell

They've fucked, haven't they?

he also tanked rubber bullets from a shotgun.

They should just out source that work to Sup Forums

>inside your dick

my peehole can only stretch so far though

I love how you're questioning a franchise where this happens

>Are these movies for real
no, not even documentaries are for real

YOU JUST KNOW

(I wonder how the scissoring worked out with that height difference. 69 is def off the table)

>they literally blocked the explosion of a submarine with 4 cars
pure comedy

That was excellent

Charlize probably just grabbed KStew by the ankles and used her like a dildo

>not wanting statham as a good guy

Fuck off.

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kek

This is my favorite moment in the franchise.

He went from 100% bad guy to good guy in 5 minutes, trash movie

I'm happy other people can enjoy this franchise.

They also accept him too early considering that everyone should hate him guts for killing the chink

>100% bad guy
His intro scene painted him sympathetically right out of the gate

youtube.com/watch?v=FAkmnNP3U4k

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Dom casually lifted a car in the last(?) one too.

When did this series go to shit? I don't remember 1 being this insane but i haven't seen it since it came out. 2 was just hilariously corny cheese but didn't take itself too seriously, drift was just generic but ok. Then I saw 7 where they are driving into skyscrapers and the rock breaks of his cast, drives into a helicopter with an ambulance and picks up its mini gun and shoots it even though it doesn't have a trigger.

When he was "bad" it was revenge for his family. Anyone who respects family can belong. He helped Dom and Dom went "bad" himself for family.

Almost outed myself as a Sup Forumstist in the theater. The bald black dudes minstrel show was hilarious

I mean, what was the point in vin diesel making that new XXX film, f&f has become that exact same thing

Why did he bomb the hospital that was taking care of his brother?

Huh. I'm also a bit racist and find his character very easy to like. I thought it was just a fluke.

I'm like 80% sure that was an in-joke for us. The people who write this nonsense are very self-aware of it.

1 and maybe 2 were just street racing ghetto/gangster movies now it's just capeshit where their cars are the superpowers

He literally killed Han, one of the original "family" cast

Around Fast 5, it moved from car culture to Ocean's Eleven with cars. Dragging a 10-ton vault with a couple of cars down the highway. That was the turning point.

>literally
Ever see the body?

youtube.com/watch?v=5wFJxq2op4E
the car explodes, either he's dead or he has superpowers like dom and hobbs

>in my mums basement
>wearing my fedora, cape and mask
>posting pepes and other dank memes
>styling all over Christ cucks and SJW
>Christians : 0
>atheist : over 9000
>Suddenly door smashes down, light streams in
>it's Charlize Theron
>ohfuck.jpg
>She smashes my computer,eats all my Doritos, teleports behind me and crushes my balls
>tells me it's not personal and calls me a kid
>aspirations of being anonymous and a 1337 H4CK3R ruined
>foreveralobe.jpg
Watch out fellow anons, she's the real deal!!!

So he's alive then.

Also bonus points for

>cars drifting in japan
>no eurobeat
DROPPED

They'll reconstruct him when they need him for the battle against Cyborg Johnny Tran.

Quads confirm. He better be, Han is the most likeable character in the franchise

They'll just bring him back with a nasty burn scar on his face/arms, calling it now.

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>"Chinese black magic"
>Kurt Russel turns out to actually be Jack
>next movie is fast and furious meets big trouble in little china

what the fuck is this my dick asks

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Noice.

By the way, is the chick that Charlize is fucking the mummy in The Mummy reboot?

>Show me your big black cock and feed me your semen
What the fuck

Yes.

Atomic Blonde

Don't forget this gem where he flexes his own cast off.

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>We can't let him get the nuclear codes!!


Who else giggled like a fucking retard when they heard that?

How do these movies continue to get better and better? Seriously, I love these movies.

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>street racing movie
>sword (?) fight breaks out

They have gone full circle now. They are self aware enough to just put The Rock pushing a fucking torpedo with his bare hands while he's hanging from the door of a moving car

FUND IT

Wtf I like black girls now

You like black women who are attractive. You don't like black women that Jews pretend are attractive.

>that "hacking wars" between Cipher and ramsey
>"damn, she's good"
>"not this time"

>Watching that today with normie friends and trying not to cringe

>muh ebil Jews is why I can't get laid the post

thought I was watching Felicity in Arrow in that moment

What's her last name?

even better its just pipes/chunks of metal

Watched this today, I had not seen any of the previous 7.

The scene in Cuba must be the stupidest thing ever put in film, and it was tame compared to other bullshit they did

Ramsey.

TORPEDOS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!

How could Dom betray family?

For more family.

I liked that scene! Hacking is intense.

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These movies revel in their own idiocy you moron. You actually think these things are taking themselves seriously? They are hilariously over-the-top and ridiculous. 7 is legitimately the only good one because it is so riotously dumb and fun.

lel

Is there even one fucking famed female hacker in real life? The female hacker cliche in movies and shows is so prevalent.

*danza kuduro starts playing*

The world's greatest computer hacker is female, moron.

shit gave me a feel good when it first started playing in fast 5

>watching anything with Charlize Theron
She's a dishonest actor, her filmography is oscarbait and shitflicks

Did they give these guys the Captain America serum?