PHI @ CBJ, 7 pm EST
>PHI is 3rd in Metro with 66, CBJ is one point out of the playoffs with 63
NYI @ CAR, 7:30
>NYI is one point out of the playoffs with 63, CAR is in the last wildcard spot with 64
COL @ WPG, 8 pm
>COL is two points out of the playoffs with 66, WPG is 2nd in Central with 75
STL @ DAL, 8:30
>STL is 3rd in Central with 72, DAL is in the 2nd wildcars spot with 70
>tattoo
>bellybutton piercing
>fake tan
she hasnt watched a game of hockey in her life
Shall be starting it tomorrow morning, lads.
INB4 Flyers faggots
ha ha I get it
butt?
8 days until Finnish olympic gold
Breddy gud thred
finland shouldnt be allowed to post in /hoc/ until they have corrected this
Flyers>Jackies
Isles
me on the left
Murray.
I don't even know what this statistic is
Holy five-hole Batman
>tfw watching cup
>isles up next
Well then, let’s hope for the best tonight
medal table at the winter olympics.
I made a spelling error, though.
In my defense the keys are right next to each other.
CCM or Bauer
Which company should Canada be more proud of?
>quick stacy, take a pic of my ass so i can plaster it on social media
>im like, totally for womens rights. why aren't we like, payed the same as men?
>im proud of being 35 and childless
>im totally have more to contribute to a relationship that just my great body
Bauer
Old CCM, New Bauer
oh. there's only one sport at the winter olympics I care about tbph
You live in a country where even normies like hockey, user. She should't seem that weird to you.
Neither, you should be jealous of Jofa
what does 'watching cup' mean
Staring at his jockstrap to make sure that nobody steals it.
4cc
I hope this image doesn’t get me banned because of fucking ponies
ohhhhhhhh
>tfw no hoki gf
is this a vidya competition or something? how does one watch this stupid shit
Was Jake Virtanen really in the wrong for contacting her?
How was he supposed to know?
my guess would be rocket league
Doesn't count
you don't count
>falling for twitch whores in the first place
Yes, he is definitely in the wrong.
That's why I have an accountant
*cue airhorns*
You need to get laid bro
She looks plastic as fuck too.
>Virtanen is the guy you see tipping $2,000 randomly
rundown, basic gesalt please
*cues drums of war*
He's a dumb weeb, what do you expect
>basic gesalt please
twitter.com
Jakey the Snakey was being creepy to a Twitch/Twitter/Instagram whore who of course leaked his messages so she could get more retweets/notice.
>Gold
Finland
>Silver
Russia
>Bronze
Slovakia
Thoughts?
The Power of Bauer
I'm most worried about sweden to tell you the truth famalam
For me, it's Jofa.
Back when helmet actually had protection.
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>AR stands for armalite rifle
so that's that's where the term "the ballot and the armalite" comes from
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>implying you can even skate
AR roughly translates to fuck off greece
Why didn't he sneak in a "please respond"? Thought Finns were good at memes.
did this twitch slut leak the conversations to get attention or what's happening? I'm out of the drama loop
kippers is mad jelly that jakke doesnt take to him.
Lel
Jakke tried to score with some whore when he was playing in Texas. She already has a bf so he probably didn't watch her enough to know. Literally just tweeted at some random whore I'm guessing without knowing who she really was.
She of course leaked her convo so she'd get covered by the media/reddit/etc so she'd get more views.
He was better off anyways. She'd have feed him too many burgers.
>unironically cosplaying as the wendys girl
whole fucking kek
The you are more CHAD than a hockey player
Also if you clicked that Twitter link:
>he's Finnish
>he's a bust
>he's a Finnish bust
lol
>Wendy's
>
>Burger King logo in the top right
>"Home Of The Whopper" covering the whole wall
he gets his game from his mother's side
She REALLY likes Star Wars though. Like Jakke.
>Disney's fanfiction shit
>actual Star Wars
Please stop posting pictures of this mediocre whore.
Who cares if you aren't good enough to hold her interest longer than "oooh stair wahs"
why do you care about jakes personal life so much?
All of the movies they've made so far are better than any of the prequel abortions
>fanfiction
Looks like you're more angry at the new movies than at this whore.
Oooh who is this erection confection?
Because she doesn't have one of her own
Sick of people posting either of them 2bh
not him, but I would appreciate not posting either of those things
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why did 37 go to fight there? homeboy was literally standing on the puck when he got hit
big hit draws a reaction, skatelet
thats just nu-nhl
>throw clean hit
>starts a fight anyway
You're usually supposed to chimp out and "go after the guy" for hitting the captain, whether the hit is legal or not.
because its mcdavid
i think you just explained the old nhl? players dont finish their checks in the nuNHL and there certainly isnt fighting.
I got a question for stats people
Do post-season stats count for player stats? Like if a player is said to be a 30 goal-scorer one year, do those goals include playoff goals?
Wtf happened to fighting in the NHL? I barely see that shit any more.
>Like if a player is said to be a 30 goal-scorer one year, do those goals include playoff goals?
I thought that usually refers to regular season goals, from my experience atleast
>meme knifes
there were a few fights between tampa and detroit a while back
three words: head injuries
ya because of shit like this. whats the point of throwing a hit if players are going to sperg out anyway, nobody wants to get in a fight after throwing a clean hit
no. if you score 29 goals in the regular season and get 1 more in the ploffs you are NOT considered a 30 goal scorer.
Are you upset that you don't look like her?
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Post yfw Bill wins the Fart Boss
That's what I thought. But does it count towards career stats?
Watch an Anaheim vs. L.A. game and tell me there aren't fights anymore.
when a star player gets laid out like that its always going to draw a reaction. sure it was a clean hit, but he still got rekt, and that is going to draw a reaction.
is this your first season of hokkei or something?
>rags
so disappointed she didn't stab the bunny
Seems to be lowest of the decade this year.
I'm disappointed the webm wasn't really Jake. He barely makes any highlight reel plays.
they keep them separate. in gretzkys 200 point seasons they didnt include the playoffs or else he could have been up to 250.
CBJ
NYI
COL
DAL
Aho vs. Aho tonight.
Gonna be fun.