The scene at the beginning with dom winning the race backwards and then when charlize hacked the cars and made them fly out of the carpark onto the limousine, but they just kept coming made me laugh my ass off harder than I can possibly remember. I was disappointing jason statham didn't parachute of of the plane while holding the baby, or better yet, jump out with the baby and snatch the parachute from charlize. Otherwise, fantastic movie to see in a crowded theater while your drunk and yelling at the screen. Absolute schlock played completely straight
Justin White
Just mindless fun. I loved it.
Adrian Morales
I'm thinking of watching this at the nearest ghetto theater.
Adam Bell
>when jason statham breaks character after the rock tells him he'll kick his teeth down his throat and he'll have to stick a toothbrush up his ass to brush but they kept it in Fucking amazing
Jaxson Johnson
I would absolutely recommend it. I saw it with a good amount of black people because I live near atlanta and it was fun as hell, also some indians kept clapping throughout the entire thing which was kinda amusing
Justin James
Why do Vin Deasil and Jason Statham looked really photoshoppped in on that poster.
Levi Taylor
Because it was like the first one I found on google and may not even be an official poster, but yeah I see what you mean
Benjamin Green
Thanks to Tyrese it is blackino
Nathan Price
That was great I feel like a receptive audience actually improves this movie. It's so over the top already.
Evan Smith
edges are too sharp around them and the background
Gavin Rogers
OH NO HERE COMES A GIGANTIC 6'6 RUSSIAN CAN'T WAIT FOR THE LESBIAN MEXICUNT TO WRECK HIM
so tired of this shit. the rock and shaw were awesome, it was neat to see you know who at the end. if only we could get a hobbs and shaw movie, the rest of the multi-racial world saving squad can fuck right the fuck off
Isaiah Cook
My theater was super into it and cheering and clapping constantly, probably the most fun I've had at a theater since seeing straight out of compton with like a 90 percent black audience
Mason Lewis
Wtf I like black girls now
Logan Cooper
She's 1/16 black at most.
Camden Barnes
ok so who has the hi def webm of her coming out of the water?
Dominic Diaz
That part where Ludacris pulls Tyrese out of the water on a car door was hilariously stupid. I couldn't keep myself from laughing.
Sebastian Smith
The jail breakout was honestly fantastic, hype as hell. Also, did anyone believe for a second that jason statham actually died Also >mfw me and my friend immediately called that the rock was speaking to a girls soccer team when he was introduced Wasn't even mad, the predictability made it better
Jose Howard
Look at her hair, she's more than 1/16 black.
Jaxon Jackson
OP here, I cracked up at that too, they managed to top when vin saves michelle in the 6th (?) by catapulting off his car multiple times, I honestly hope it keeps getting stupider, they've practically elevated it to an art form
Dominic Hernandez
The parts with the baby were so fucking lame.
Adam Evans
Agreed. I'm glad they're owning their stupidity. They've become shamelessly unrealistic and it's great. Statham shooting up the plane while maneuvering with the baby was one of my favorite parts. Maybe I'm just their perfect target audience.
Samuel Fisher
>here we race the CUBAN mile
>government takes the cars of all participants, redistributes as it sees fit
but you can street race tho
Thomas Flores
When he was slamming the dude into the desk really made me wish these movies were R-rated, though I feel like they risk losing their tone at that point Kinda wanted a street race to decide who got the nuclear football desu
Jonathan Brown
>Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot!
Jaxon Allen
Reason why I'm going. I know Sup Forums tends to bitch about this stuff but a person can genuinely have a good time with crazy reactions. This franchise knows it's targets.
Luke King
Raimi jokes aside there's no chance in hell they could get away with that in a pg-13 movie in 2017. Also, is fat burger really that cheap? We don't have em in the southeast
Blake Ortiz
shit that movies gotta be 15 years old. it may have been then but not now
Justin Gonzalez
I think it was 2001 or 2002, this franchise has been going for a crazy long time that most people don't even realize, truly this saga is a mirror held up to society's pockmarked face
Eli Jackson
It depends on the tone of movie. A movie like Logan might demand a quiet audience while FF8 is improved by the reactions of the audience. I know this is obvious but I just thought I'd throw it out there.
Ayden Diaz
Absolutely right, the audience laughing when logan is kicking the car is cancer but if they're laughing when tyrese gibson is being yanked out of artic ice while holding onto the door of a lambo it's GOAT. Same reason I don't mind seeing a shitty horror movie with a loud black audience, in fact I prefer it. I remember I was in high school seeing paranormal activity and me and my buddy were basically yelling back in forth with some black woman during the whole thing, the dude gets killed by a ghost at the end and I yelled "TANGO DOWN!" because I was a retarded 16 year old playing call of duty and she started laughing her ass off saying "HAHAHA HE SAID TANGO DOWN"
It's the little things
Jack Wood
>all that time they wasted on the Rock soccer gag
Sebastian Smith
That's a sweet story user. Good times indeed.
Ryder Richardson
post yfw the rock is cucking vin diesel and his dead BFF out of their own franchise
Cooper Scott
>mfw that gag about all the extra soccer moms there for the rock wasn't even a gag because my mom things he's gorgeous and she doesn't like black men or so i think Yeah, it's just sad that that friend flew out of a car last year onto the road and probably won't ever fully recover
Samuel Fisher
I'm sorry about that user. Probably best not to take him to this movie.
Elijah Morgan
As far as I know the only word he can say right now is "hey" so you're probably right, fucker hasn't even had his 21st birthday yet
Nathaniel Collins
you're 1/16th white
Sebastian Bailey
That's heartbreaking. I'll keep him in my prayers.
Lucas Campbell
Thanks user, I'm not particularly religious but have a happy easter
William Lewis
You too!
Adam Rogers
I saw it in a movie theater full of black people and I thoroughly enjoyed it the hooting and whooping.
I sat next to a 9 months pregnant blonde woman who was actually pretty with her black as coal boyfriend, no ring of course.
Elijah Miller
you don't like that scene because you don't have a father
Joseph Bell
>bald guys drive cars 8
Ryder Davis
>always frustrated that movies don't portray hearing damage from gunshots correctly >Jason Statham rescuing the baby on the plane scene comes up >mfw he pulls out ear-protection for the baby mfw they're not earpro but fucking Beats by Dr. Dre
Oliver Miller
Did you just reply to yourself?
Adam Lopez
>mfw he put raised the volume all the way up
William Powell
It feels like the new Expendables but much more successful with the ensemble formula.