How can this body be fixed by the end of the year in your country? Are my genetics too bad?

How can this body be fixed by the end of the year in your country? Are my genetics too bad?

I want to lose my virginity in 2018.

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I don't see any deformities so a gym tree times a week should be enough for you

I go to the gym but it doesn't seem to work.

Start taking estrogen and become a ladyboy, you already have a head start on the tits

Just cut a but and you be perfect. You have good wide shoulders

Eat less

Virginity has nothing to do with your body. All what matters is how many girls have you asked on date this year. You can look like justin bieber and nothing will happen. Dont go to /fit, go ask girls on date.

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Doing 5 squats wont do it.

it doesn't look too bad. Stop eating carbs, go to bed hungry and drink lots of green tea, while continuing training. You can also do cardio, I never did that though because it's boring as fuck

You look great bro. Nice wide shoulders. Bit of definition.
What more do you want?

has any woman looked at your body then said "no i don't want anymore" ? porbably not and your real issue is that you are an antisocial nerd who doesn't go out otherwise you would have picked up a drunk girl by now
what you need is to go talk to women who gives a shit about your body

This body absolutely won't prevent you from getting laid, it's already plenty good enough. Other factors are much more important.

Then I won't get stronger or build muscle.

It's the ultimate cuck of life in my situation.
>Eat less
>No muscle

>Eat more
>Become even fatter
What is the solution here. Is it steroids that will fix my problem

mate, you can't get rid of the gut AND gain mass in like 1.5 months. You can choose either, or extend your deadline if you absolutely want both.

>doesn't seem to work
What's your goal again? Do you want to lose wait or get bigger?

Yes. They even joked saying I look like a transgender.

Even an user ITT said I look closer to a woman than a man.

>Is it steroids that will fix my problem
of course not moron
if you want to waste your money on stupid shit, go buy a prostitute instead that'll directly "fix your problem"

I want to have very little fat and also a lot of muscle.

How do u expect me to compete with a CHAD?

If you want tangible results (aesthetically speaking) by the end of the year, just go keto, there's not much else you can do in two months.

This Dane has it right. Don't really understand the green tea bit though. For anti-oxidants?
Stop eating premade food, make that shit yourself. You will do yourself a favour in several ways ( spend less money on food, hopefully learn liking making food ++ )

Do more core exercsies and focus less on lifting weights n shit

Then you need to gain muscles and lose body fat. You can't lose fat and gain muscles in the same time

should have slapped her and made her suck your dick anyway
just like harvey weinstein, look at him, his body is much worse than yours and he did fine

The first time I wanted to cut hard, I read somewhere that green tea helped burn fat. No idea if there is any substance to it, but I got shredded as hell super fast, and green tea is healthy and delicious anyways, so no loss.

I saw online some guy used steroids and he went from a fatass to looking very good in like four months. Can I try that? I have nothing to lose anyway as an incel.

post your face instead

Bullshit. You cannot get laid unless you look like this.

Chad doesnt exists and even if he did, he cant fuck all girls. You need to focus on your social gains, muscles will get you exactly nowhere.

>transgender
That is called flirting and or banter. If girls are speaking about you, they are interested. Ask them on date or die as virgin.

>nothing to lose
Except hairline, fertility, virility, health and many more funny side effects. But go ahead. There is too many people on planet already, remove yourself from gene pool.

You will gain shit. Steroids are great but you don't look like someone who has a good base from the begging. You will just fuck up your testicles for nothing.

>This thread again

>All what matters is how many girls have you asked on date this year.
Well, that's definitely not ALL that matters. But it does matter.

That said, I achieved the thing at the heart of your pic causing so much anxiety for so many /fit/bros not by asking anyone out for a date, but by being as outgoing as possible for me, attending as many social events at uni as I could manage, and trying to build up a good image in my social sphere. After a while I got lucky and an amazing girl I met pretty much instantly started crushing on me and we hit it off really well. We just hung out a lot for about a month at social gatherings, flirted a bit over snapchat and then decided to be a couple.

I meant men at my gym said I looked transgender as a joke.

>How do u expect me to compete with a CHAD?
You don't need to. There are loads of girls out there who want nothing to do with Chad.

Also im already not part of the genepool so who cares

>re my genetics too bad?

you're actually incredibly average. just eat right and go to the gym, its really not that hard.

so has any woman looked at your body then said "no i don't want anymore" ?
no
it means the problem is OBVIOUSLY not your body ?
i think it is more due to the shit personality you seem to have like we can see itt :
>waaah i can't compete with CHAD ;_;
>let's take steroids
>i have nothing to lose
listen to yourself

>Join army
>Lose social norms
>Gangbang a prozzie with your new squaddie pals
>no more virginity

I don't talk to women because Ive accepted my fate as a virgin forever. You talk as a typical normie who gives jus b urself-tier advice.

You dont know how hard it is to be me

/thread

Sorry, my bad. I though you were human capable of reason and critical thinking. Have a nice day, i wont bother you anymore.

Maybe you want to look into /r9k, they are perfect echo chamber for somebody like you.

Well, this explains a lot.

i am saying your issue is not your body
you try to improve yourself but what you need to improve, is your personality
somehow
this is very clear and factual

You look fine.

I didn't realize this was normalbook

What, the fact that I need answers?

You don't have body issue, but brain/mental issues.

post your face and height

>You dont know how hard it is to be me
What are you, a Linkin Park song?

I'm calling bait on this thread.

What "base" do I need then?

Im 5'11 manlet but trying to do more stretching exercises and looking into shoes to give me a couple inches. It's winter so I wear timberlands everywhere

>How can this body be fixed by the end of the year in your country?
Stop eating donuts, and run at least 500 meters every day.
>Are my genetics too bad?
No, your virginity has nothing to do with you being out of shape. I'm a disgustingly hairy and flabby sack of shit, and my wife still likes my dick.

Height is also not your problem.

You're probably not doing enough socially, and I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you're awkward and/or creepy. Just work on that.

What am I suppose to do. Women go for the Chad everytime. I've literally never seen anyone with a body like mine accompanied by a girlfriend, and if she was then I'm sure she cheats with Chad. There's no winning these days.

>What am I suppose to do.
Do what I said.
>Women go for the Chad everytime.
Wrong.
>I've literally never seen anyone with a body like mine accompanied by a girlfriend
Wrong.
>and if she was then I'm sure she cheats with Chad.
Wrong.
>There's no winning these days.
Wrong.

This is the lowest-tier incel redpill bullshit I've seen in a while.

U didn't give any advice you gave dumb Norman platitudes

>just be more social
>just work out
>just stop being autistic
Not even sure what I expected from u people

There is no advice that's going to stop you from making excuses for yourself.

It's simple. Observation, imitation, fake it till you make it. Challenge yourself and force yourself to do things that run counter to your nature. Stop being such a fucking pussy. Not easy, but simple.

>REEEE BETABUX CHAD FUCKS NO HOPE JUS COPE REEE
>>>/reddit/

you have to get yourself a personality

Actually it seems more typical to reddit to be giving this type of normie bs as "advice"

Read the sticky on /fit/. You have a pretty good frame, if you're tall you can easily make it.

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You don't need advice, above all you need to grow a bit. And I'm not talking physique.

>WAH WAH NORMIES DON'T UNDERSTAND
Like you know what everyone else's story is, get over yourself .

Blahblahblah

Is this the new normie congregation area? It's impossible to compete with chads. And there's so many of them these days too. I'm literally the worst looking person everywhere I go.

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Son, I've been coming here since 2004, take that newfag normie talk someplace else.

Anyways we're getting away from the main discussion.

How can I become CHAD, and is it possible with my genetics? - If not possible, how close can I get to it?

10x FORK DROPS EVERY DAY

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Dude read the sticky on fit and apply yourself. If you're fit, white and above 6' it's very easy to bang sloots

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Going to gym just for getting laid is ridiculous, lack of self-esteem detected.

No amount of working out will turn you into this hypothetical Chad you keep ranting about.

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You can also do single mothers. They will take literally anybody who has a job.

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I just feel bad for the girl. And rofl, I would never do anything more than fuck a single mother, they are the trashiest beings on earth and you are an omega-cuck if you get into a relationship with one

That's weird. My gf is 23 and she's named Laura.

Keep doing whatever you're doing and then cut in 6 months. Shed your fat and you'll have some decent muscle underneath.

looks a bit like me, i think the problem is not enough cardio and a wider range of exercises, more on core and the like.
Though i think its fine as it is, i wouldnt, and dont, bother.

Dows she have two children?

Will this game ever end?

Imho single moms are perfect for op

No, and she's not Colombian either. Still, funny coincidence.

Though not as weird as when I randomly ran into a clearly private bikini picture of an acquaintance of mine on here.

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It's literally impossible to be a female incel. No amount of isolation, no matter how hard you try, will ever turn you into celibate.

Okay let's say I finally look good one day. How do I lose my virginity then?

5'11 it's a normal height you retarded.
Don't fall so hard for the memes.

Girls want different things than boys. Probably nature, evolution and shieeeet behind it. So they dont end up as single mothers, which is the worst possible scenario for them. What you see as success is hell for them. For typical female, match on tinder is worthless. She doesnt want quick fuck.

>people are STILL replying to this retard

he's been using Sup Forums as his personal blog for years now and hasn't made any improvements since, not only that but he leads several personas and have posted other /fit/izens' bodies and passed it off as his own to LARP.

Anyway, OP, if you're gonna go full gymcel, I recommend you to train the neck. See vid.

youtube.com/watch?v=dNgDIUrD2Dk

That's false I haven't posted in a while and only posted my own body each time.

how do we kill the little shit

>pic
Wow, she seems pretty conceited and needy. Good looking and all but with that attitude I probably wouldn't date her either.

She is typical pic related. While op has like 5 to 15 years to grow up and finally do something with himself, the girls have it in reverse.

Wow you truly are one deluded normie.

Do you have any practical advice, or will you just post memes?

Yep true, one thing I've noticed with age is a LOT of girls prefer older guys than themselves, from teenage easily all the way up to 30 many will primarily want someone a few years older, with their own age (or sometimes even above that) as a bottom limit. Sucks for the young dudes.

If you do, go clubbing, stay until late
or
hire an escort

Find me irl and we'll figure out together.

I'd fuck an escort but I don't want to pay.

It's my understanding that these days they don't have pimps... so could I have sex with an escort then simply push them off the bed and run away without paying?

Do I need to practice 100M sprints for this?

just pay

That is why we invented porn, vidia and masturbation. Honestly girls cant compete with that. Few months of fucking and then it turns into chore. Only virgins idolize it.

>so could I have sex with an escort then simply push them off the bed and run away without paying?
Expect Paulie Walnuts to come your way if that happens buddo. Nothin is free in life.

Apparently these days most dont have pimps though.

Well, I'll have to disagree there. Masturbation is a tolerable survival mechanism when you haven't got options but really it doesn't even come close, orgasms in sex are way more intense and the whole experience is incredible. When it's good, anyway.