Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

You got the Qs and they got the As!

As always tits not required but encouraged

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Opinions of facials

love getting them... keep my skin smooth

How to tell if no girls at all are attracted to or like me.

Literally every female I know just sees me as that one guy no girl wants.

What’s the point anymore anyway.

I’ve never heard anyone besides my parents, grandparents, and deceased great grandmother say that they love me.

I’m a joke to all women, the ones who haven’t made the unfortunate mistake of meeting me would unevitably do the same.

Am I really the genetic failure nature speaks of?

you're not trying hard enough

If you're ok with swallowing after a blowjob, would you be willing to drink it out of a shot glass too? I'm struggling to figure out why my old lady will swallow from my spigot but is grossed out by the thought of shooting it.

do you want to use my body for this tutorial you may get more response
femanon

My gf says that once it takes air taste worsen a lot
So, direct shots or nothing

bring it on

pics or gtfo

Sure we can use your vagina and anus picture to relabel and use for future threads just make sure all identified features are visible

>tits not required but encouraged

Seriously Sup Forums? Its been a really long time and the board has always been shit but this is ridiculous.
Tits are MANDATORY you fucking newfags

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ok boomer

needs to open pussy moar

how has your week been?

Spread it please it can’t be used to identify the anatomical parts of the vagina when your labia minora cover up the rest of the vagina parts

How about vag to mouth during sex? Do you like or can you put up with tasting yourself?

What fagottry is this? Tits not required? Sup Forums has really beim cucked...

give me a few

shitty...

Why is 75% of the female population all, "NO! Blowjobs and anal are bad!"

While the other 25% are all for it?

Is it really that bad to have a cock in the mouth and / or ass?

guess I'm in the 25% so, can't answer your question

summoning vchan

why are you gay?

why so serious?

I've tasted my self, and i think i taste good, so I'm all up to vag to mouth

Well, it's fucking horseshit.

Women suck cock on a regular basis while dating. Now, it's just when I need to file my taxes.

Jesus I shouldn't have gotten married.

Tasting your own pussy is the best. On his cock, fingers or his mouth. I like him to watch me touch and finger myself then taste. Hot as fuck.

why's that?

Imo females who won't do this aren't worth your time.

1 some of your guys have nasty dicks so I’m not sucking you off when you got your swamp ass stank down there

2 it feels like your taking a massive shit and you chance getting your dick dipped in shit.. do you really want to try that? Plus too many guys want to keep fucking in other ways after anal and I’m not into getting shit into my pussy

had a fight with hubby

summoning other femanon
I forgot her name
she posts every once in a while
she's like polish or some kind of European from on of the former soviet union areas

what's up?

over what? maybe a dude perspective can help.

God damn it! I'm lucky for many other reasons to have my wife, but fuck, I would LOVE to go back and forth a few times from her pussy to her mouth to let her slurp all the sex juices off and then return one final time to feed her my cum...Argh!

1) I married one.

2) Then catch us fresh out of the shower! Also, YES! We know the risks of anal and shit potentially being there! We want it anyway! And again, see shower idea above.

Jesus. Y'all bitches want the world and we bend over backwards to give it to you. We want a blowjob and all you do is bitch about it.

it not worth it ... nevermind

is it sexy or disgusting when guys twitch their chest muscles

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Disagree. Should share with class 10/10

It does nothing positive or negative unless you got some disgusting man titties

Would she not allow it? It's such a turn on for me and I enjoy seeing him liking it too. Maybe just pull out, smile at her and grab the back of her head and force your cock in her mouth. She'll realise how good she tastes and the way you look at her as she sucks her juices off you. She'll feel like a nasty bitch.

Femanons, do you like this dick?

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hate them man tities

how do you politely ask a girl to shave her pubes?

a dick is a dick, so yes

That's a nice bedsheet color

Pretty regular

Now your getting situation specific and if your talking long time bf/hubby then sure I’ll suck his dick

But again not doing anal regardless I’m not into feeding your gay fantasy fuck my pussy or don’t fuck me at all

offer to do it for her. my man shaves my ass lol

what do you think about Jasiri?

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How would you describe your ideal dick?
Do you genuinely like sucking dick?

I thought girls had bare skin cuz they don't have penis so I assume they get amputated when born and thus have barbie-like features, just more skin, just more skin. How girl's pee do they pee out of anus, they must pee out of anus I don't understand how they pee they pee pee and poo poo out of same hole like bird wheres my mommy I don't understand how girls pee pee where does the pee pee come out off. U ever just sit in ur truck, pack a fat lip and listen to MAC DEMARCO?

What's wrong with anal?
Sure it hurts at first but that's part of the pleasure. Give your body up for him and take the pain knowing it's feels good for him. Once you've relaxed it does feel amazing to be honest. Play with your clit too and think about how filthy you are.

That's where we have a fundamental disagreement. If it's long term, I should have full access.

i.e.- Been married 4 years.

I wish...she keeps telling me if she wanted to taste pussy she'd be a lesbian, lol. And I'm afraid if I pull an unwelcome maneuver she'd get pissed and cut me off for a bit and I'm and absolute fiend...I need a bj or good arched back sex at least 3 times a week.

Would describe it as a dick shaped dick

Seriously get over the shape/size/color comparison as long as you know how to use it I don’t care

Femanon debate.

just make sure to be honest and say what you want... shouldn't be that big of a deal to request something like this

is this open enough for new tutorial
sincerely femanon

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Ok then let me peg you

a clean dick is ideal.
i personally love giving head, especially when you can see how the guy is reacting.

question for the GUYS, yay or nay on ball love? better than giving head, equal, or nah?

Again not in for his gay fantasy

I like getting my balls sucked but I wouldn't expect a girl to do it since I usually don't shave
For me it's more important to learn my dick and what it likes, every man is unique.
But getting genuine compliments about my penis makes me very happy.

How does tasting her own pussy make her lesbian. That makes no sense. Have you mentioned in any way how much of a turn on it would be? What about facials, will she do that? You could maybe trick her with a facial, tell her to stick her tongue out and go to town. I get it though, women hold so much power in relationships especially where there's mutual respect of boundaries. But how is that relationship supposed to progress if you keep doing the same vanilla shit all the time.

My wife said that too. Here's what I told her, and this was the truth.

I do not enjoy the things up my ass. I've tried. But every time I stick a finger or vibrator up your ass, you cum. Every. Fucking. Time. For a few months, that's the only way she could cum was by something in her ass. So, the logic makes no sense. You tell me it's nasty and you don't like it, yet it gets you off. Make up your mind.

Depends some girls don’t know what they hell they are doing... they aren’t stress balls and you can’t squeeze out cum

I would say it also just adds to the Bj/HJ for me personally wouldn’t seek it out on its own

use banana for scale?

When and how should I move my relationship with a girl to the next level?

man I personally hate head
not hate it cause that is too strong but that shit is wack to me
especially all that "deep throating" shit
like mf my dick is average
the fuck are you deep throating
and when a mf does "deep throat", the teeth and the awkward angle that puts uncomfortable pressure on my dick like bruh, this shit is wack as fuck

that includes balls too
all I want to do is fuck and make you feel good
lick on some nipples, kiss on your neck, suck on your ear lobes, eat you out or something, get my nipples licked but some head? fuck no
I'd rather accept a meal or some cash than some head to be fucking honest
sorry for the rant
I just don't like head

I like looking at a girl's asshole while I fuck her pussy but I don't get the anal obsession. The butthole itself is beautiful but the inside is filled with stank and it's totally fine with me if a girl doesn't want anal. I honestly don't even want to do it.
But sit on my face while jerking me and I'll cum hard in less than 5 minutes

Well sounds like you need to have this conversation with your wife that seems to want to be your gay fuck toy and not me

I shave my balls. I don't mind the balls being tongue or made out with. But you have to keep stroking my cock while you do it. Otherwise it's weird. Don't ask me why.

Also, don't be shy about spitting on the cock while jacking / sucking it. Like, legit spitting.

Yes, lots of spit makes it feel better in my opinion.

For me, it depends if you're just looking for a blowjob, or you want him to have sex afterwards. If you're just giving him a blowjob, it can kinda be hard to nut while getting head, so I like it when they suck my balls while jerkin my gherkin, then I can cum easier. But if you're just using it as foreplay, forgo that and just suck his dick and get on with it. That's my advice at least.

I did. Went really well. But this is a femanon Q&A thread. You asked for this.

Again, make up your mind.

Anal isn't gay if there's a vagina attached to it.

I wouldn't say it was gay. I think it's more a power trip. Your ass is tight and sacred, forbidden in most circumstances. His cock is sacred too and he wants to defile your holy spaces with it. I love that shit. Let me give myself up to you and prove how good I am at taking you. Plus it feels really good. Maybe you should try a little ass play, gentle stuff with small toys and see how you feel. I use a toy sometimes just masturbating because of the pressure it creates. Really intensifies the orgasm.

It's your bag obviously and I respect that. Different strokes for different folks.

spitting makes my man go wild lol. need to do that more, ty

thanks for the answers, was really curious. my guy seems to like it more than BJs. "keeps them warm" he says LOL..

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wait...is my vagina going to.be used for the new poster or what.

Totally with you there. There have been exceptions, but as much as I like sex, getting blown is often just a big bucket of meh. Seems like most people don't even believe that that's possible though.

I mean don't get me wrong, if someone loves it and knows how to work a dick without fucking making my whole body tense up in a bad way (cause of the fucking teeth and the belief that they are fucking do it so fucking good) then sure, i'll put aside the fact that it isn't really my thing and let you do it
I haven't found somebody that can change the way my body reacts to head (some one so good that I actually enjoy it)

I'm mainly alone in this cause dudes love head and shit
fuck that
I personally don't and am in the dark in this

need to shave

Yea, I've mentioned it many times and once in a while she'll SAY "ok..." but with this really sad, pathetic face...she has tried tasting herself off of my finger once or twice and she makes this really puckered up "yucky" face while shaking her head rapidly and I really don't like forcing her to do something that will make her get all funky-faced and "harumph-y" that she can't even PRETEND to be ok with and then have to try and finish knowing that she's put off now. Guess I'm just a wuss...I don't even like pity sex if she's obviously not in the mood. Makes me feel undesired, you know?

if you had bad experiences, i totally understand where youre coming from. you dont want to try it out with someone, get disappointed and make them feel bad.

but overall, its whatever turns you on and you shouldnt feel bad (unless its illegal shit)

this man gets it
it looks good in the pornos and looks hot as fuck to have a gonzo shot of some bitch/female (respectable woman because we got to be nice to women) slobbering and choking and working on it but the reality is ehhhhhhhh
you're cms away from teething my dick and besides that it isn't really THAT good
I'm too desensitized from jerking off and fucking for that shit to be pleasurable

Kek

You believed this?

lmao

Unfortunately we cannot use it for the main pic because we cannot properly see your urethral opening so the anatomical figure would be incomplete

You are more then welcome to submit a new picture

and shave

>Why is 75% of the female population all, "NO! Blowjobs and anal are bad!"
That's right.
BJ's are gross because soon after receiving one you can't kiss her until her proper burshing and gargling.
Also, BJ's are the #1 cause of throat cancer.

Also, anal is gross, because your peepee will be literally stained with shit. "B-but she showered!" No matter how properly she cleaned her poo hole, a poo hole is still a hole smeared with poop every single day, and molecules of poop (a high number of them) will eventually pester your peneor.
Plus, nature engineered the pooper as an "output only" device. It's not meant to stick things in - it does not have enough defense against bacteria coming from outside.
Finally, the anus stretching pleasure is naturally meant to tell your body you're done with pooping. If it happens outside the pooping time, the mind is tricked into getting that kind of pleasure without pooping - that is, you get both some constipation and a less bowel control. People enjoying anal will need diapers at 60 or even before. People who only used the pooper to poop and fart will not need diapers until 90+.

>While the other 25% are all for it?
Sluts want to be trendy, and porn videos tell them that bj's and anal are so edgy and so trendy.

>Is it really that bad to have a cock in the mouth and / or ass?
Yes.
Also, doing things in the wrong orifices makes you easily lose memory of those little things (walking hand in hand, etc) that made your love life way better.

>Opinions of facials
Never got one, it seems disgusting to really think about normally, but when I'm horny, I'd definitely think I'd be up for it.

>How to tell if no girls at all are attracted to or like me.
Unless you are really good looking, attraction for women I'd say takes a lot to build up to, and involves becoming comfortable with someone.
>Literally every female I know just sees me as that one guy no girl wants.
Confidence is key. Treat women like you would a guy, don't go into every interaction with a girl thinking they are too good to be talking to you. Act natural, don't be weird, even if you are lacking in the appearance department, there's always a girl for you, if you keep these things in mind.

>If you're ok with swallowing after a blowjob...
Big difference, you're horny and want to make your bf happy, as opposed to drinking it out of a glass which is just weird and to fulfill your fetish.

>"NO! Blowjobs and anal are bad!"
Blowjobs are a lot more common than 25%. Small percentage don't like it for hygiene reasons (or other reasons) just like a percentage of men will never perform cunnilingus on a women because they arent comfortable with it. Anal is whatever, there is a looooot of prep involved for it, not to mention the fear of pain that drives a lot of women away. Not to mention quite a few are self conscious of possible poop, or farts that may occur.

I find it more corny and funny, unless I don't know the guy well or at all and then its weird/disgusting.

Looks the same as the other 4 billiion

"what are your thoughts on having a cool design, or being bare?" She'll get the hint, but don't force it

Cute ^_^

7in cut, girthy, yes. Honestly though if it gets the job done, no one cares

>and shave
Ah yes, you guys should go for the unnatural prepubescent look as opposed to the more accurate, what every woman has, hair down there.

I feel for you user. Sorry but your wife's being kinda shitty about this. When you eat her out, what does her pussy taste like? I only ask in case maybe she has more of an acidic taste to her juices than some other women. Who knows. I'm not saying that pussy tastes oh so sweet, it's a distinct flavour, a little sweet a little sour, but somehow delicious in my opinion. The way she reacts would really bother me. It seems she's uncomfortable for some other reason. Is she worried in case it's sort of a lesbian thing? I would eat another girls pussy for my man but not just randomly out of choice. I'm not into that even though I find other women beautiful. Maybe she doesn't like the potential lesbian connotations of tasting herself. Some guys wouldn't eat their own cum and all that. Is there anything else kinky you could both try? Maybe start with something else she's unsure of but willing to try and try to go from there.

It's funny to me it's such a small thing to taste yourself but I guess for some women it could weird them out. It's really cool of you to respect her decision like that though. I get it. And you're not a wuss, you can only try

Pubic hair is a part of the natural body but the labia major and perineum could use some shaving to better showcase her anatomy

her 'sexy' juices are not meant to be tasted, let alone eaten. Those 'juices' are a combination of digestion byproducts, toxic waste, natural lube, sweat and other shit.

You only find them 'sexy' because you watched too many porn videos. And you didn't notice that porn has to 'invent' something 'new' every time because it quickly becomes boring (that's why even after carefully picking your fav pornstar, you don't stop watching other porn. That is, porn doesn't actually satisfy).

The real pleasure comes mostly from your mind. There's a great difference between banging a 10/10 paid whore and cuddling with your 3/10 lovely gf who's totally into you. You know, yet you're in denial. And you're in denial because you definitely wasted more time with porn than with your gf.
You'll eventually reach 30. 35. and feel like you can get sex anytime and anywhere and still blabbering "fuck", this time meaning something way different than sex. You'll realize your sex will be just all mechanical. And depression will kick in.

Also Michael Douglas got throat cancer from licking too much pussies

Wow. Are you alright, user?
Not sure what's going on in your post there. I like doing what makes me happy, tasting myself is part of that and knowing it pleases my man is too. Nothing to do with porn or anything I've seen in porn. I enjoy sex and exploring different avenues of it, seeing what I like and don't and same for my partner.

I'm 25, and female (the end of your post is confusing as it sounds as if you think I'm male) and have no hang ups over sex or pleasure. Sorry if what I've said offended you. It's nice to be open minded and accepting of others and if that's how you think and feel about it then that's OK. I have no qualms. And mental illness is rife amongst us all here on /b so mentioning depression kicking in for one you're late on it and secondly why get depressed over sex. Especially if the sex you're having is acceptable for you and your partner. And also not illegal obviously.

"there's a girl for you" - thanks femanon

But, what if a girl ignored my message for a whole week, is that something I should be worried about??

When should I move on to another girl??

Thanks for your replies! I think she actually tastes amazing (most of the time of course, I realize there are some times when ph is out of whack or something). She's really good to me in a ton of ways and I'm very lucky to have her...mostly just venting here as I don't have any other friends beside her, lol. She humors some of my fantasies by even swallowing my cum after every bj (she's very good at it too, after so many years together she knows just what to do and I can't last too long) and letting me put a butt plug or my thumb inside her once in a while. I feel bad for these guys here who don't like bjs too much or can't cum from one...once she starts letting my cock slide over her taste buds and hitting me with that frenulum love, I can't help but cum rivers.

it was just his wife. since she's hot as fuck and he's old as fuck, i'm sure she was fucking on the low and he got some other guy's cock virus in his throat lol

>Cute ^_^
thanks friend, here's another pic

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