Let's create a more modern version of this classic joke

Let's create a more modern version of this classic joke.

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Hell is filled with amerimutts

heaven is anime

hell is no-anime

Hell is Trump's Divided Slaves of Amerikkka.

>British police

Yes, whores are great lovers indeed. A paradise when they cheat on you 5 times a day and police can't do jack shit because it is too tolerant to demons from hell. And Swiss management works because everyone's involved, not because they have some enlightened kang.

I would unironically prefer "Hell"

It's good as it is.

The police is american
The chefs are spaniards
The mechanics germans
The lovers argies
And it is all organized by germans.

Hell is where
The polices are latinos
The chefs british
The mechanics italians
The lovers germans
And it is all organized by any hispanic country.

>The police is american

Honestly I get the joke except about the French being good lovers/bad mechanics and the Swiss being good organizers/bad lovers?

>Officer, that nigger just stole my phone!!
>No problem, i got it *Shoot him*

>The police is american
You like getting shot?

Heaven is where:
The British police arrested all the Amerimutts
The Italian chefs poisoned all the Amerimutts
The German mechanics cut the brake lines on Amerimutt vehicles
And the Swiss organised it all

Hell is where:
The British colonised America
The French won a Revolution for them
The shittiest Germans and Italians immigrated to America en masse
And the Americans can't find Switzerland on a map

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What.. the fuckk is going on there

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>austalian anime
you have my interest

her face is really red
shes either laughing or crying hysterically

ugh... i got a boner, what's wrong with me?

What the fuck? She'd lose her job here. Isn't that illegal in England to give a bad image of the police service?

I always imagine these videos on Youtube with yaketey sax playing in the background. It's much better than in America where I imagine the videos on liveleak with chanting BLM rioters in the background.

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It is not consiered bad.

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nah, the police at notting hill carnival are generally quite cool, they'll dance and stuff

>american police
youtube.com/watch?v=lXI_4mKZYtE&t=88s
1:25

Good post.

Yeah but I honestly can't see how pretending to fuck a woman on the street is cool

>she'd lose her job here

What shithole corner of Canada are you from that cops can't have fun or take part in policing through community engagement?
Stop trying to play hard, the only difference between our cops and Brit cops is that ours usually have guns (probably because of that 9,000km border) and theirs rarely do.

it's notting hill carnival no one cares it doesn't hurt anyone

why would you arrest all the americans after poisoning us

>knife offences on the rise
This is why knife control doesn't work.

Poison is often ineffective on Americans. You have built up a tolerance after poisoning yourselves for years.

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are you a yank on hols

That sounds like a pretty good racial. Useful in a lot of situations

>Hell
Immigration minister is German
Treasurer is Israeli
Plumber is Indian
Engineer is Italian
Banker is Greek
Beauty pageant is British
Sheep farmer is New Zealander

It looks sexually provocative sure but it's honestly just all in good fun we call it wining or daggering and it's just a dance
I've seen male cops do it too lol

>Beauty pageant is British

The cops do the same thing here
Except the furry masks, and the rampantly increasing crime rates

Exterminator is Australian

Heaven is where
The police is german
The chefs are italian
The mechanics germans
The lovers french
And it is all organized by germans.

Hell is where
The polices are british
The chefs british
The mechanics british
The lovers british
And it is all organized by the british

gott strafe England

My fucking sides.

Er strafe es

Sup Forums hell is where:
The austistic poster is canadian
The shitposter is argie
The quality poster is american
The funposter is german
The diaspora poster is french

Sup Forums heaven is where:
The austistic poster is finnish
The shitposter is finnish
The quality poster is finnish
The funposter is finnish
The diaspora poster is finnish

best post so far

American police would shoot you on sight for being so dark.

Ebin

why are Germans here always so buthurt about the british? it can't just be Brexit?

Hell
Farmer is Chinese
Mechanics are Canadian
Bankers are Italian

Not butthurt, just acknowledging reality. The further britain distances itself from mainland europe the better we will fare and the harder they will fall

>br*ts enjoys having their women raped
no surprise ever since sharia law has come in to effect

Hey we're pretty good mechanics

>hell
>the mechanics French

Where does this stereotype come from? France produces good cars.
Also, why isn't there Poland?

lol xD

Truck drivers are Iraqi

>Where does this stereotype come from?

I don't get it either, we've got mad security standards car/plane/train-wise.

great bost :DDDD I agree widh yuo 100% X--DD

but pooland is universal since toilets will both need to be scrubbed in heaven and hell.

At least we're good thieves. >:^)

can you please clean my toilet? :DD

deepends, do you have a lot of things in your home I can steal?

Can you add an extra reverse gear to my car? Thanks senpai

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bet you these are PCSOs
(pretend police)

Is bad mechanics actually a french stereotype?

I took it as being something like disorganisation (so your repairs will take a long time, possibly be delayed.)

hell is where everyone is a nigger

>implying

>germans in heaven

should i just become a moloch shill now?

Heaven is where:
the police are Dutch
the chefs Dutch
the mechanics Dutch
the lovers Dutch
and it is all organised by the Dutch

Bravo Canada

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>Heaven is where
The police are BLACKS
The chefs are MEXICAN
The mechanics ITALIAN
The lovers SOMALIAN
And it is all organized by the TÜRKS.
>Hell is where
The police are wh*Te
The chefs wh*Te
The mechanics wh*Te
The lovers wh*Te
And it is all organized by the wh*Tes.

So clever, you changed the flag!

>we call it wining
Who's "we", are you jamaican?

Heaven is....New Zealand.

t. Unbiased Sup Forumsellectual

t. german

Heaven is where
The police are Finnish
The chefs Danish
The mechanics Norwegian
The lovers Icelandic
And their leader is Sweden

>lovers
What kind of profession is this? Prostitutes?

br*ts wouldn't exist in heaven

>The lovers Icelandic
youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE

>sheep farmer is new zealander

>And their leader is Sweden
but that would become hell pretty fast

>love
>prostitutes
not surprised that a Russian cannot into love

Heaven is where:
the British are British,
the Italians Italian,
the Germans German,
the French French,
and it is all organised by White supremacy.

Hell is where:
the British are Pakistanis,
the Italians Senegalese,
the Germans "Syrian",
the French Congolose,
and it is all organised by the Jews.

We are living in Hell.

>Hell

>Prime minister
Japanese
>Minister of defense
Polish
>Minister of foreign affair
Korean
>Minister of finance
Italian
>Minister of immigration
Canadian
>Minister of the enviroment
American
>Minister of Health, labour and welfare
Chinese

Seems like butthurt to me.

>What kind of profession is this? Prostitutes?
Yep.

/mämmipizza/ best day of my life
nevar 4get

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the literal only bad things mentioned in that pic are the bear suits and the high heels.

asking about slavery is very relevant, since it can give the police a lead on human trafficking rings, which in turn would prevent a lot of violent crimes. stress relief is also a no brainer, if you want your officers to stay on top.

They are dicks to us all the time, so you can expect backfire

actual good post here

Might have something to do with them being butthurt assholes about us too

You'd better watch it. I've got an illegal bottle of toilet cleaner with your face's name on it.

>wining or daggering
Jamaica seems like a good place from which to import culture.
youtu.be/cg0qluaxpOo
>my friends' faces when I get drunk in public and start yelling "ATTITUDE GYAL"

it was a genuine question
since they didn't reply I presume they are

Are Swiss bad lovers or something? Swiss girls are qt.