You know which the worst feeling in the world is?

>You know which the worst feeling in the world is?

Realizing you'll be masturbating for the rest of your life because no woman will ever desire you unless you pay her?

/R9k the post

posting here

paying them doesn't mean they'll genuinely desire you

Getting your cock cut off with rusty blunt scissors?

Waking up in the middle of the night needing to pee real bad, going to the toilet in a half daze, letting rip and only 10 seconds later realizing you're pissing on your bare feet?

...

Knowing that, no matter what you do, you'll always be a nigger?

being a nigger?

Lower your standards fat boy

Waking up just 5 minutes before your alarm goes off?

>Tfw no gf?

Fucking kill me

putting on a wet wetsuit

or like

slamming your fingers in a car door

maybe being erotically licked by your uncle

>implying it isn't /comfy/ to lie there for 5 minutes pretending your sleeping in

that people don't recognize Unbreakable as one of the finest films ever made, shot generously in a string of long, confident takes, performed with unmatched subtlety by Bruce Willis and with the most melancholic yet uplifting soundtrack ever put to film?

Blowing up hundreds of people for the off chance it might justify your painful meaningless existence?

That it's going to take twistman 8 more shitty films before he makes another decent one.

I once nailed my knackers to the kitchen table as a sexual experiment. I won't be doing that again, let me tell you.

watching the opening sequence of this movie?
also being alone

Falling down the steps and breaking all your bones?

being alone is better than being with someone you hate

Being black?