Roast me Sup Forums

Roast me Sup Forums.

i would not have sex with you sober
(maybe after 5+ pints)

Are you male or female?
(not OP)

OP here gotta know too

>female
>on Sup Forums

I'm friends with a couple on FB I met like six or so years back on Sup Forums

i swear to fuck you look exactly (absolutely 100%) like a serbian guy from my class

i like your beard tbqh

Reported and saged

Soyboy

fucking numales need to die

1/14 german nu-male

75% Armenian Chad

That long beard has to go bruv, I find It nasty Tbh

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oh no it's shia labeouf with incredibly long beard

it's shit
you'd probably be way cuter with just a stubble or clean shaven

>toilet seat is down
cutting edge numale-ism

you're ugleh

Height and weight

Why lift it, aim better?
6'0" 215

The beard looks good on you, But not that long, you look like a hobo