/curl/ - sad EVE edition

Schedule

Mens

>Norway v Denmark (Scandinavia derby) starts 12:05 utc

>USA v Japan 12:05 utc

>Switzerland v Canada 12:05 utc

Womens

>"""Great""" Britain vs Sweden (swedenwinslol) 5:05 utc

>Canada v Swtizerland 5:05 utc

>China v Korea 5:05

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/winter-olympics/42496405
pyeongchang2018.com/en/game-time/results/OWG2018/en/curling/daily-schedule-date=2018-02-18.htm
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

1st for Queen Lizzy

Why didn't you tell me you had these, Canada?

Eve face will be like that when we fucking beat her.

Who will win your gold medal at 2022 winter olympics?!? Hahaahha you won't win shit.

Do or die for Shuster tonight.

Die or less die for Human.

>2022
>tfw we'll all still be here

poor little rodent girl

>de gay

...

We swedes will beat you british virgins at curling 100% guaranteed screencap this post britshits

>3 match draws
why are these memes allowed

You are a monster.

Eve will get fucked hard by thr swedish gals after the britain swedem match.

Eve peaked in 2014. 2018 is the year of Lauren.

>that Arsenal update
Nice touch.

7

Which game is everyone watching?

THE SHUST

The GOAT commentator is back. This man is fantastic.

That's some high quality content right there

Mostly watching USA. Shuster just has too much potential to miss.

will stats measurement method ever be explained

Lads how do I get this look?

We got any drinking game rules?
I'm thinking of taking a swig every time Shuster says "I don't know/care."

Choke for your country three Olympics in a row

Canadian user explained it last bread

they call a shot before they play it and they record if they make it or not

Where do you fuckers watch this?

we're all in the arena on our phones

nbcolympics.com

Very funny, Mutumbu

Eurosport.

>Shuster likes golf

Does he fuck that up too?

wheres jackie and cram

Canada captain is a CUTIE :3

Eurosport/Match Arena/some German channel.

And this.

BBC One/red button

Thanks Shuster you dumb fuck

Jesus christ corean is the worst fucking language

olympics.cbc.ca
Need to proxy through Canada though.

bbc hidden curling stream btw
bbc.co.uk/sport/live/winter-olympics/42496405

They need to pull a mutiny and make him throw second or third and only listen to George.

It'll stop showing curling about halfway through, it did last time.

>drinking
>drinking alone

Kevin Koe is a fucking coward. He's not medaling

S H O O K by Edin

canadas discussions are pretty comfy

there's only curling and skiing on until 5am, and they have 2 streams, so it'll be on one of them guaranteed.

>Canada

DAT SHOT

CANADA SHOOK

Koe more interested in waxing his head than scoring points

the curling catastrophe continues for canada

FOUR

Someone else here is drinking, I'm sure.

Could bongs win more medals sunday? That is a worrying thought

>Canada down by 4 after End 1

>you're not listening to the SEETHING on the cbc streams right now

maybe he drank too much soju last night and woke up in the ditch just like back on the rez

It is a magnificent head, though.

WHIRRRRRR

>tfw no jap curling bf

curling announcers are too polite to do that.

This is a mess already

so whats the deal with the canadian womens team? why are they losing so much

>Swiss athlete kickstarts the gold count
>Other Swiss athletes of unrelated sports start winning

every tiem

They won't win shit on sunday and that is a scientific fact. Did Hitler win world war 2!? HELL FUCKING NO. Will the brits win medals tomorrow!? HELL FUCKING NO.

screencap this post.

Homan choking as hard as Shuster.

>Canadian Holocaust

homan is the curling version of genie bouchard. became a celebrity and it went to her head

womens in 5 bongs? or is my time algebra incorrect?

It annoys me so fucking much that his name is actually Shuster, a mangled version of a proper last name.

pyeongchang2018.com/en/game-time/results/OWG2018/en/curling/daily-schedule-date=2018-02-18.htm

4 bongs 30 bings

That's America

Don't disappoint me again, ice rednecks.

"If it nuts in here" did he just say that?

They one jap looks sickly as hell

Best game to watch?

>that whispered "shit" from the canadian team
lel

strange not to have any commentary for once though. kinda nice to have some peace and quiet

Canada-Switzerland in terms of skill

hello

nice try Shoostie

Pretty sure Eurosport has an audio track without commentary for all events

I fucking hate Jewster

Yeah its peak comfy

What about in terms of memes and shitposting?

>Shuster

JESUS FUCKING FUCK WHY ARE YOU EVEN ALLOWED NEAR A CURLING GAME AT ALL THERE SHOULD BE A GIANT WANTED POSTER OUTSIDE EVERY CURLING ARENA WITH YOUR FAT FUCK FACE ON IT AND A REWARD OF 3 GOLD MEDALS

Christ, Yellowknife is a cold, cold place.

Can someone get Tyler George some new shoes? His are looking a bit worn.

can't go wrong with shustee

America. Every time. Shuster is a legend here

What a great game

>he who must not be named

Sounds good

Knew it. What you drinking, lad?

You may of heard of this hearty gentleman

Embarrassing. Being outplayed badly

This is the problem. We've been using His name again.