Why didn't the eagles just fly the ring to Mordor?

Why didn't the eagles just fly the ring to Mordor?

Why didn't Gandalf just fly a bucket to Mordor and take some lava back to the shire?

Why didn't they just bury the ring?

ring is too heavy for flight

at least ask a question that hasn't been answered a million times you roodypoo

Why not swallow the ring?

Why didn't the Eagles walk the ring to Mordor?

because it would still exist and therefore potentially end up in the hands of Sauron again.

it would come out again just now covered in poop

Why would a ladyboy like Sauron wear a poop ring?

Anti Eagle Artillery and Spotlights.

Why didn't they just throw the ring into the ocean?

You think those godamn birds can beat those fucking flying lizards, you dumb fuck?

Why not make Aragon wear the ring

He doesn't want to wear the ring.

it was guarded by dragons u fucking autist furry retard

Make a cytube lotr or some other comfy series stream!|!!!

Is eating the ring as corrupting ad wearing it? If you put on three layers of gloves and then the ring would you get 3x the fun invisible time with it? If you have an open cut on your ring finger do you turn into gollum as soon as you put in on?

i posted this in another thread but what about these guys? wouldn't get just hunt down frodo if he decided to take an eagle?

i think the movies are different from the books in some ways
like i heard that in the books the ring changes size depending on who is wearing it
so maybe there is a clue somewhere in the books to explain why they couldnt do that

Wrong image

>like i heard that in the books the ring changes size depending on who is wearing it
That's a thing in the movie too

sounds comfy
i have not watched the trilogy in a while
might rewatch it myself this week

It would cool down by that time. Rock cant melt rings

>ask that question
>always lame answers like 'hurr the eagles are neutral'
Such bullshit, the world was about to be annihilated.

He saw what a cuck boromir and isildur were and didn't want to be tarred with the same brush

remelt it at a forge

because it would corrupt the gryphons and take it right to sauron

>annihilated

No, it wasnt

have frodo wear it while riding an eagle

Why couldn't Frodo and Sam just dress up as those Orcs like they did in Mordor and ask Gandalf to mind-control the lizard beasts to fly them there?

explain to the eagles the world would be annihilated if they got the ring

No fire is hot enough to melt mount doom rock save the fires of mount doom itself

eagles dont want to be eaten by scary wyvern things

take some mount doom fire too

But that would be a lie. They would never be able to look them in the eye again

Why didn't they just strap the ring to one of Gandalf's rockets and send it into space?

It would go out before they got to the shire

why didn't frodo just put the ring on his hobbit dick so it tightens and gets stuck when he's hard?

The rockets didnt have the propulsion needed to escape middle-earths gravity.

Why didn't they just get Gimli to chop it in half with his axe?

not if it was carried via eagle on some sort of furnace

Why didn't Tolkien just rewrite the book so that the ring never existed in the first place?

>manlet
>having the girth to fill a ring hole

Because it's full of fel-beasts and fucked up shit they would be spotted instantly.

If Frodo slipped the ring on his cock, would his cock disappear?

How would they sustain the fires of mount doom, stop being ridiculous

fly multiple eagles

in the furnace device strapped to the eagle

Why didn't they just strap the ring to one of Gandalf's rockets and send it into Mount Doom?

what if you put the ring on a plant

Why didn't they have a few orcs outside the entrance to mount doom just for emergency protection?

Because they didn't want to pay taxes

is it too heavy for an elevator?
is thors hammer heavier than the ring?
could thors hammer break the ring?

A furnace alone doesn't sustain a fire!

Still got 52 replies so far :)

>FLY you fools!

Why didn't they listen to Gandalf?

THE GIANT FUCKING EYE

DID YOU FORGET ABOUT IT ?!

(jeez, i'm salty today)

that's why you have dedicated hobbit blacksmith there doing all the necessary furnace stuff to keep it lit

They could just use a nuclear reactor instead though

multiple eagles or throw some dust in eye (sand attack)

But I can carry your tax burden!

Why not just let Sauron rule and put those fucking libcucks and feminists in camps?

Fascism is inherently the best way to rule.

>get an eagle to fly you to Mordor
>orcs spot you hundreds of miles from Mordor and try to shoot you down
>9 Nazguls go attack you and try to take you down
>this all happens IF the eagle who takes you doesn't succumb to the power of the Ring and throw you to your death and take the ring for itself

What? No! You're over convoluting things besides theres no kindling that could feed the fires

Why didn't gollem just push them off the cliff while they were sleeping and pick up the ring off the corpse of frodo?

To an eye made of fire.

Do you realise how big nuclear reactors are

>throw some dust in eye (sand attack)

Fly ALL the eagles at the same time, each with a designated hobbit furnaceman.

Just have the other eagles carry baskets of kindling for the blacksmith

fire melts the sand into glass which would blind him even worse

Tie it to multiple eagles

Im saying theres no kindling worth a shit that could feed the fires of mount doom. Its not your average day camfire after all

You've lost this one. Drop it

>throw you to your death and take the ring for itself
What the heck would an eagle do with a ring?

take some kindling from mount doom before you leave

Why didn't they go at night while Sauron was sleeping?

>succumb
>not giving it the ring intentionally and flying your turbo eagle right into the fire

Why didn't they just stop the ring from being made in the first place?

Surely it'd be easier to prevent all this ring shit all together than to try and solve the ring issue as it already was

get once of those elephants to take a big shit on it so sauron has to touch a load of shit

Logistically, there aren't enough eagles to even carry the containment structure

Chop down a bunch of those big ass trees in lothlorien

The eye still on fire. Because the eye is entirely made of fire.

MAGIC YA KNOW

Why didn't Agent Smith just throw the guy in the fire?

In reality most rock melts at a lower temp than steel.

Because then they'd just outsource it to the middle-earth equivalent of china

Saurons will is the kindling what the fuck

Just put the eagles on a strict diet and training routine until they're swole enough to carry the reactor with ease

Sauron.
Sleeping.

ECKS DEE

Those trees dont exist outside lothlorien though

Outsource what, the entire make ring then freak out and destroy it cycle?

just be sneaky when you steal it

Why didn't they just drop a MOAB on Suaron?

This is mount doom rock...

Ok fine, that could maybe work. It still doesnt resovle the power issue

Why didn't they just melt some metal around the ring so it was a solid chunk of metal and he couldn't put it on his finger?

That actually makes sense. When sauron goes to melt the metal away he melts the ring too thus suiciding himself

They literally beat them in the third movie. What kind of argument is this?

become the baddest motherfucking eagle on Middle Earth

He was not a fag that wears rings.

he goes and melts it on some other place that isn't Mount Doom
He's not a retard