Official Washington Capitals @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

7:30 pm start. Puck drop soon after.

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Got my booze, time for sadness

>tfw no booze

I wonder what fresh disappointments await me tonight.

feels bad man

desu i hate both teams but i live in dc so i just wanna say hi to any DMVers around

Oh no no no no no

unbelievable

Here I thought I'd be the only one here watching this shit sober.

TOEWS

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TAZER

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TOEWS

half-assed goals are still goals. Probably wouldn't happen again though.

not for long. Going for a beer during first intermission.

Just playing nerd games right now.

took me this long to find the game on tv

fucking uverse is listong the game as 'to be announced'

>AT&T
I'm so sorry.

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comcast is out for COX

> he got AT&T

and boom goes the dynamite

fuck, kill, marry desu

Marry Kim Jung-Un impersonator.
Kill middle slanty-eyes
Fuck angry slanty-eyes

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PRODUCTION

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hello r3ddit

im drunk and prolly gonna wank during intermission what player should i dedicate my big cum to?

also what porn star? imto the bigg titties jase kush atm

>player
darling
>porn star
Kelly Wells

>darling
too soon

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do you think he lives in that new brewery in lemont?

angela white

That's a hell of a commute.

anal sex in porn looks way better than real life desu

kinda sucks having shit dick

FUCK

SCHMALTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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incoming best cum of my lfe

The first and last time i put it in the pooer i got shit on my dick.

That was enough for me.

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nice whiff

Hartman plz

does anything even go on the top rack of an oven? why do they exist?

it is usually for broiling

the broiler on my oven is in the drawer under it though

Alright boys, done with the nerd games and I have beer.

i really want an italian combo

>need more Olczyk
We all do, pat.

I made homemade pizza. It turned out good but the experience of making it was pic related

How in the world did you manage that my dude?

I don't think the dough was quite right - it was a struggle to get it to stay in a pizza shape
Also when making the sauce I almost started a grease fire

>grease fire
hahahahah I wonder how many people throw water on it but only make it worse.

I actually bought a kitchen fire extinguisher a few weeks ago. Almost needed it. Turns out adding canned tomatoes to hot oil is a bad idea.

I assume the tomatoes were mostly fresh and still had a ton of moisture in them. Makes sense.

Yeah, I was not thinking ahead on that one. Have little oil spot burn marks on one arm.

come on, oil splashes happen all the time

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KANE
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HARTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HITMAN

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HARTMAN

Absolutely Savage on that 3vs1.

>tfw you were constipated
>tfw the leevee breaks

that is what this game is for the loss streak

WHAT IS GOING ON

>tfw holding it until intermission
oh god

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You can only a beat dog so many times before it retaliates.

ANISIMOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Kane finally gets Assist #500

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GO GO GO GO
GARU SENGAN

HOLY FUCK

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The hawks put on the nostalgia goggles and decided to play well.

>6-1
>still 2nd period
>against caps
I'm confuse

>tfw they blow it in the 3rd

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>inb4 6 - 1 is the worst lead to have in hockey

They did that against the Bloos. Remember?

I will burn my fucking TV.

here we come playoffs!

delet

Man, i want some fucking falafel

>tfw 3 goals in the first
>tfw 3 goals in the second
>tfw 3 goals in the third

What emotion does this face convey?

His reaction after reading this.

What’s good

>it takes alot of life out of ya


what the fuck m8

It's the emotion being conveyed in .

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youtube.com/watch?v=PJCwJiARBWM

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>mix butter and margarine
holy shit what manner of sorcery is this?
Is deep dish pizza the
>just fuck my shit up
of the pizza world?

wait until you get to the second layer of crust

I raise you an actual woman disney hired to be the pink ranger.

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Don't even care man. Certain gun bunnies do it for me.

>throws in a full fucking salad for the first layer
WHAT THE FUCK