Would you rather get a blowjob from Mikaela Shiffrin, or turn into a goat for a day so you could access the goat tower?
Would you rather get a blowjob from Mikaela Shiffrin, or turn into a goat for a day so you could access the goat tower?
Mikaela Shiffrin blow job
Would I be able to get a blowjob from Mikaela Shiffrin at the top of the goat tower if I chose to become a goat?
the goat tower looks pretty sweet
Turn into Chloe Kim for a day.
Probably the goat thing.
you have to be a real piece of shit to choose a blowjob over a one time surreal experience of entering the goat tower
Goat,no contest
A blowjob is surreal to me
no doubt blowjobs are absurd, but the goat experience is the GOAT experience
mystery box
if one turns into a goat, does one also get the mind and senses of a goat? existence would become utterly incomprehensible
jackie chan
>le vomit diarrhea lady
no thanks
Quick rundown?
>not wanting to literally become the GOAT
That's the most anti-Sup Forums thing ever.
I get to be Tom Brady for a day AND access the goat tower? Sign me up!
In both interviews I've seen of her, either her or her interviewer mentioned her throwing up right before the races
>tfw neither will happen
>tfw you will never learn what's inside the goat tower
I have only 1% left on my phone. Should i google Mikaela Shiffrin? Is she a woman or a dude?
Goat tower obviously. Anyone who chooses otherwise is clearly a fag
a woman
Definitely the goat tower
This would be my only chance at getting into the goat tower, anyone can get a blowjob from Mikaela
GOATOWER
Goat tower for sure
GOAT TOWER
>getting a blowjob who gets roasted by some sandnig--I mean average frenchman
whats happen inside goattower?
Me on the right