Would you rather get a blowjob from Mikaela Shiffrin, or turn into a goat for a day so you could access the goat tower?

Would you rather get a blowjob from Mikaela Shiffrin, or turn into a goat for a day so you could access the goat tower?

Mikaela Shiffrin blow job

Would I be able to get a blowjob from Mikaela Shiffrin at the top of the goat tower if I chose to become a goat?

the goat tower looks pretty sweet

Turn into Chloe Kim for a day.

Probably the goat thing.

you have to be a real piece of shit to choose a blowjob over a one time surreal experience of entering the goat tower

Goat,no contest

A blowjob is surreal to me

no doubt blowjobs are absurd, but the goat experience is the GOAT experience

mystery box

if one turns into a goat, does one also get the mind and senses of a goat? existence would become utterly incomprehensible

jackie chan

>le vomit diarrhea lady

no thanks

Quick rundown?

>not wanting to literally become the GOAT

That's the most anti-Sup Forums thing ever.

I get to be Tom Brady for a day AND access the goat tower? Sign me up!

In both interviews I've seen of her, either her or her interviewer mentioned her throwing up right before the races

>tfw neither will happen
>tfw you will never learn what's inside the goat tower

I have only 1% left on my phone. Should i google Mikaela Shiffrin? Is she a woman or a dude?

Goat tower obviously. Anyone who chooses otherwise is clearly a fag

a woman

Definitely the goat tower

This would be my only chance at getting into the goat tower, anyone can get a blowjob from Mikaela

GOATOWER

Goat tower for sure

GOAT TOWER

>getting a blowjob who gets roasted by some sandnig--I mean average frenchman

whats happen inside goattower?

Me on the right