What kind of humanitarian work would you do if you were a rich athlete?

what kind of humanitarian work would you do if you were a rich athlete?

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none. id join the illuminati and implement agenda 21

Hire professional investigators and hitmen to find and kill future school shooters

I’d open a charity organization which helps young gymnasts in eastern europe. I would make sure to have a close involvement in their lives if you know what I mean

Hire professional investigators and hitmen to find and aid future school shooters.

housing and job training & placement

Fund Sup Forums and put plenty of pretty women through college

richfags seem to hoard money. I'd become as smart as possible, have perfect nutrition and fitness, and live at the top of an art deco building. I'm also in law, so i suppose use money to prevent crime. Sounds like a lame superhero cliche

i would teach underprivileged children about anime.

I’d save the world one dank meme at a time

t. Robert California

i'd buy Sup Forums and shut it down for good

>richfags seem to hoard money.
why do they do this? how many billions do you need?

saving white south africans

Really wish someone would do this so I could move on with my fucking life.

Maximize the good I do by giving money to proven effective charities, instead of fucking around with vanity projects that only make me look good but don't help real people.

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Open low cost abortion clinics in inner cities and areas with large concentrations of blacks/ Hispanics. I'd be loved by the liberal media while the undesirables exterminate themselves.

pay for stem college tutions

the best that can ever happen to this shithole

Give books on mathematics and philosophy to villagers in 3rd world countries and wait for the next Rhamanujan to pop up.

teaching kenyans how to ski and sherpas how to cycle

i'd found a cryptofascist paramilitary militia

>so I could move on with my fucking life.
you'd just end up in a shittier Samoan knitting forum and would spend your days reminiscing about Sup Forums never coming back

sex education and prophylactics donations in africa

because the only way to get rich in the first place is to be a frugal bastard.

mandatory castrations*

I'd expose the Jew for his vileness

These but simultaneously

I would fund causes that help straight privileged white men

Recycling and not littering

I know a lot of simpler solutions to this user

advocate for black quotas in winter sports

So you'd set up an IRL counter strike match?

>the jew
which one?

sponsor winter olympic teams from africa just for the lels

i would bankroll snuff kino

I would assist Mexicans and other assorted refugees into finding homes in the usa

But the first world already sets up real CS matches

...

>they find out and unite against you

I'd fund all the underpaid workers in the anime and manga industry

I don't know if I would have been god one

Isn't all work humans do humanitarian in some sense?

I would build my own village.

the eternal one

I'd probably hire hit men to systematically kill all and every Federal Reserve and Central Banks chairmen and CEO's.

I'd make japan stop censoring their sexy doujins and pay people to translate my favorite ones

I'd buy Sup Forums and restore it to its former glory

Unironically start a scholarship for poor Caucasians in the style of other racial programs and then casually get my career ruined by vengeful SJWs

>nobody has checked these yet
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Firstly I would popularize Basketball in poor neighborhoods in Eastern Europe/South America, then would hire european scouts to train all the kids, and the best of them would end up playing in Spanish League teams and eventually NBA.
Just for the sake of taking Basketball away from black americans.

Obviously, everyone to carry a gun so they can shoot the bad guy before he starts.

Promote veganism to nigger in africa. Something silly like that.

*niggers

Honestly something like this. Maybe help whites in South Africa.

Hire hookers for /r9k/

that would prevent at least a few mass shootings

I would buy Sup Forums and make posting anime outside of their containment boards a bannable offense. I would also move American sports to /asp/.

And a lot of cringy rallies

>Open low cost abortion clinics in inner cities and areas with large concentrations of blacks/ Hispanics. I'd be loved by the liberal media while the undesirables exterminate themselves.

this

>Promote National culture to nigger in Sweden. Something silly like that.