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send me angel right now edition
youtube.com/watch?v=hwfErYUoqx8

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when you cough and it forces a fart out really hard and it hurts your buttcheeks

If anyone in Ireland knows this faggot, give him a kick in the head for me.

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love pints, love computer hardware, hate socialisation

sophie

*commits my thoughts to you telepathically*

Imagine playing with a Barbie doll one day and your parents essentially force to to transition into a girl, doping you up with puberty blockers and fucking you up psychologically for the rest of you life

bit early haha

Mom got drunk again so I decided to leave the house, currently parked in a underground parking lot

Imagine playing with a Barbie doll one day and your parents essentially force to to transition into a girl, doping you up with puberty blockers and fucking you up psychologically for the rest of you life.

whos that

Had to do it because the chink spammer leftypol teenager cretin made a new thread

need a qt gf to cuddle

openpsychometrics.org/tests/MACH-IV/

post em

*witnesses toilrunt foolishness*

was one year to the day 2 days before today that last did sex and that

yeah i don't like lefties either

I remember when we were kids and me and my brother used to try my mum's bras on. Then we'd play with each other's dicks and bumholes.

Glad I never turned out a freak

do unto others as they have up until that point done to you

would you really pretend to be my bf to get me citizenship

what are the legal repercussions for doing that if you get caught? how long do i have to be in Britain before I can get a job and stuff

>The yank that you're calling an amerimutt could be a qt girl
Fuck
Reckon that the government should subsidise gf/bf getting

this doesn't hapen

*sits in front of you*

sue

Who doesn't anyone care about democracy anymore?
>not mentioned one specific law
HAHHAHAHAHAHA

what was his name? :^}

pue

...

>are suits tax deductable
brainlet.png

>looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Fuck off Xe

>pretend

marco
cant remember the girls name

I don't do any of these things

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Notice how I let you have it though, I'm not autistically thread splitting

That's the maturity difference between leftypol and rorke

Nothing wrong with doing any of these things

answer my questions pls

why 'pretend' can't you be my actual gf?

>Americans

youtu.be/cYFikTIAT-s

Maybe they actually are putting fluoride in the water

ah yes the job sites are filling up with crappy apprenticeships
very nice

grug edit picture because grug no like joke that make fun of grug

That girls hairline seems.... Off?

Lmao look at this triggered whiteoid

GET ME OUTTA AMERICA REEEE

youtu.be/9vorbxST8SQ

>Notice how I let you have it though, I'm not autistically thread splitting

Says the teenager who has been autistically thread splitting for the last few months

Have a feeling that whoever left that ambulance note is going to be outed, sacked, publicly disgraced and chewed up by an angry mob.

Seems a bit harsh but people just seem to love being vigilantes for the most trivial of crap.

yes im sure we're all legal experts on here

>play with some scaletrix
>parents force you to get your tits chopped off and craft a cock from the skin on your arm

Yeah, nice one Dr Rubengoldbergstien

love a good casserole

>pretend

as long as you're not a muslim the government wouldn't stop you from getting a visa like that nor would there be really serious repercussions if they 'found out'
as far as i'm aware they don't check to see if you're living together or anything like that

>I make thread
>we use it
>rorke spergs out and spams it

>you make thread
>we use it
>leftypol are quiet and use the thread normally

i want anglo qtgffffffff

I genuinely would dont pick him pick me, we can find kacy hill and try to wifey her

*watches christmas advert*
think my gf would be happier with a young black man 2bh

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you are so desperately desperately in error

is wikipedia broken

got 62

And I want a qt feminine jap bf but we don't get everything we want

what the fuck are you talking about? Muslims get off scott free for everything in the UK

the vast majority of the british populace and the majority of parliament both want as soft a brexit as possible

no reason that gove and johnson ought to be in control of this process

Your interfacing with leftypol who unironacally belive that Muslims are oppressed in westerners countries

although you probably think the daily mail prints the truth that isn't actually true; if you're a muslim trying to obtain a visa or citizenship in the uk it's very difficult

>Muslims get off scott free for everything in the UK
no they don't

ah yes that would be why theres 3 million pakis in the UK

greatly disdain this poster

Fuck it if you London lads are too pusified to be friends with me I will just join the effay London group chat

>tfw no gf

I do the check I sent from time to time :(


People need to know what Joe Gomez is up to!

gov.uk/government/publications/unmarried-and-same-sex-partners-set05/unmarried-and-same-sex-partners-set05

seems complicated and i believe its expensive too

t. israel finkelstein

stop reading the daily mail or the express or breitbart

Iktf lad
Pakistan is in the commonwealth

gove is a talking willy

BASED-GOD boris johnson should lead brexit negotiations, and he should return to his position as mayor of london

ah yes there wasn't a massive cover up to thousands of child rape cases in England

think we should be kind to londoners in these threads, they have after all gone to the trouble of learning english so they can talk to us

bored out of my nut

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Why

but japanese women are ugly. don't be take them.

nonce

No I mean bf as in BOYfriend
But Japanese girls are alright desu

mate theres billions of pakis and almost all of them would rather live here than there

there was, but that's not really representative of the uk as a whole
(this is the part where you post a load of retarded cherrypicked Sup Forums shit)

yanks need to shut the fuck up and fuck off
utterly clueless, tactless twats

so?

Lads mike mills from REM just replied to my tweet

mate

77

>say "hello arab"
>"no, I'm Italian"
what did he mean by this?

what are they tuning ... a harp?

who? wait, don't care

It's easier for them to immigrate. Why else do you think most of the Asians here are pakis, poos or from hong kong

Can trannies use their willies?

all this "cherrypicking" by Sup Forums wouldn't be possible if these things weren't happening you fucking dope

used to be pro-hard brexit because i was under the false impression that our government would still be competent to govern itself like a proper country

turns out after four decades of being a dependent vassal state, its forgotten how to do that and all of our useless civil servants literally don't know how to do anything apart from keep the status quo

so now i think the best thing for us is a soft norway deal, even though it'd be nice to be a fully independent nation, the norway option gives us mostly what we want in terms of border control and immigration