/cric/

WALLOPED

*has a large brain*

questionable

watching The Third Man because it's an outstanding film and sometimes you just need to treat yourself. The zither score. My god the zither score.

>completely and utterly embarrassed by Australia in the first game
>make an unbeatable score in the next game against them and proceed to lose
>make the final by losing to englel
>beat Ausfailia on meme ground playing meme shots with 0 skill involved

Make no mistake that this is the best possible timeline.

just got done like a kipper lads

why is the final in new zealand?

do you lot run cricket now?

To make up for the world cup
>NZ beat Australia in NZ
>Hurrr homebabby
>Australia beat NZ in Australia
>Pure display of class and skill against an interior team

This is what Australians actually believe. It's probably true, but that's beside the point.

I think you know who owns cricket.

Shitspouter

NOT YET THEY HAVEN'T

defatfuck

>making a new thread due to autosage

this 90% of the time just results in our community being split between two threads

Nice death bowling lmao

To be fair, the dumbfuck who made the last thread also didn't put /cric/ in the subject.

done like a kipper

fucking kek

>another no ball
Hahahahaha

JUST

why can't niggers stay behind the crease

>chris jordan is an excellent death bowler

settle down kid

that was behind the line kek

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

t. jordan's baby momma

fuck meant for

*loses*

Oi prossielad u here m8

oh for fucks sake

Literally do not care about who wins. Just saying this now.

Superover?

kek

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>lose2win
NZ with the 5d tic tac toe

England should just bowl it underarm.

shut the fuck up spouter

watching kinorunner 2049

Going to really enjoy the seething posts from the english and australians after "we" win on Wednesday.

poo peeland btfo

Australia to bat first and hit 300

Why waste your energy on a dead rubber

oi brothel botherer you here m8?

Will be running for president of the ICC so I can abolish pathetic format once and for all

Should drop Santner and Williamson for the final.

need something unhealthy

you'd be beside yourself if you knew how close this actually is to what happens

rent free cringe oh no no no no no

...

Bring back Jesse Ryder and baz

Muscular and cerebral post lad.

What's the script for Wednesday chaps?

it is really such a shit format, it restricts so much of what makes cricket great just to gain some spectacle

at least ODI allows things like wicket taking, reverse swing, tactical batting etc.

me on the piss

Aus bat first, 230. NZ all out for 170.

*Canned laughter in the direction of England*

You know NZ can't "win" by losing this time though, right? That's pretty much their only strategy that could've worked.

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>wodz script

spouter with the bants

muscular digits confirm this

t. brothel botherer

good night dear bros

Reckon that was actually Zachy

sad

just had a brainwave: cricket is completely and utterly pointless

zachy hates everything except tests

Zachy types a lot more irritatingly than that

nah

Really rate the red-headed Russian on MKR.

Am inclined to agree

so is your country

t. brothel botherer

love russians

t. richo

am personally brothel brotherer, amirpaki (or something, I think I got that wrong) and redditlad depending on what I post apparently

shut the fuck up Zachary

im from the same place as richo you brainlet, keep your head in mate

redditlad is Australian

*demonstrates a superior knowledge of cricket*

8-11 or 11-14

>amirpaki
that's Zachy B

unparalleled as well?

based Britcho eyeing the 14-17s

...

you’re just prossielad aka brothel botherer

no it isn't they literally have opposite opinions

one is meme'd as being hugely anti-india/kohli and brit hours were filled with whinging about him, while Zachy has different views

Business idea: Rename Zachy b to "Whack a pee pee"

Zachy used to be known as the balding amircunt

he isn't called amirpaki tho he's just a paki

cannot put my malcontent for spouter into words

Natrat Lyohli

The anti-india/kohli lad is redditlad pt2 with og redditlad being aussie
Petition to have his name changed to redditprossie to avoid confusion

he’s not amirpaki

>one is meme'd as being hugely anti-india/kohli and brit hours were filled with whinging about him
wew

...

think the point is except for that rambling co-op alcoholic there are no discernable brit personalities as they all get mixed up interchangeably

skux

business idea: we go back to 2017 and alter the space-time continuum so that somehow spouter ends up at chermside job hi-fi and gets put in the ground

love how prossielad goes full ninja mode when he avoids punctuations

Stop copying each other's gimmick then

>job
darn my phoneposting has been exposed