WALLOPED
/cric/
*has a large brain*
questionable
watching The Third Man because it's an outstanding film and sometimes you just need to treat yourself. The zither score. My god the zither score.
>completely and utterly embarrassed by Australia in the first game
>make an unbeatable score in the next game against them and proceed to lose
>make the final by losing to englel
>beat Ausfailia on meme ground playing meme shots with 0 skill involved
Make no mistake that this is the best possible timeline.
just got done like a kipper lads
why is the final in new zealand?
do you lot run cricket now?
To make up for the world cup
>NZ beat Australia in NZ
>Hurrr homebabby
>Australia beat NZ in Australia
>Pure display of class and skill against an interior team
This is what Australians actually believe. It's probably true, but that's beside the point.
I think you know who owns cricket.
Shitspouter
NOT YET THEY HAVEN'T
defatfuck
>making a new thread due to autosage
this 90% of the time just results in our community being split between two threads
Nice death bowling lmao
To be fair, the dumbfuck who made the last thread also didn't put /cric/ in the subject.
done like a kipper
fucking kek
>another no ball
Hahahahaha
JUST
why can't niggers stay behind the crease
>chris jordan is an excellent death bowler
settle down kid
that was behind the line kek
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
t. jordan's baby momma
fuck meant for
*loses*
Oi prossielad u here m8
oh for fucks sake
Literally do not care about who wins. Just saying this now.
Superover?
kek
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>lose2win
NZ with the 5d tic tac toe
England should just bowl it underarm.
shut the fuck up spouter
watching kinorunner 2049
Going to really enjoy the seething posts from the english and australians after "we" win on Wednesday.
poo peeland btfo
Australia to bat first and hit 300
Why waste your energy on a dead rubber
oi brothel botherer you here m8?
Will be running for president of the ICC so I can abolish pathetic format once and for all
Should drop Santner and Williamson for the final.
need something unhealthy
you'd be beside yourself if you knew how close this actually is to what happens
rent free cringe oh no no no no no
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Bring back Jesse Ryder and baz
Muscular and cerebral post lad.
What's the script for Wednesday chaps?
it is really such a shit format, it restricts so much of what makes cricket great just to gain some spectacle
at least ODI allows things like wicket taking, reverse swing, tactical batting etc.
me on the piss
Aus bat first, 230. NZ all out for 170.
*Canned laughter in the direction of England*
You know NZ can't "win" by losing this time though, right? That's pretty much their only strategy that could've worked.
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>wodz script
spouter with the bants
muscular digits confirm this
t. brothel botherer
good night dear bros
Reckon that was actually Zachy
sad
just had a brainwave: cricket is completely and utterly pointless
zachy hates everything except tests
Zachy types a lot more irritatingly than that
nah
Really rate the red-headed Russian on MKR.
Am inclined to agree
so is your country
t. brothel botherer
love russians
t. richo
am personally brothel brotherer, amirpaki (or something, I think I got that wrong) and redditlad depending on what I post apparently
shut the fuck up Zachary
im from the same place as richo you brainlet, keep your head in mate
redditlad is Australian
*demonstrates a superior knowledge of cricket*
8-11 or 11-14
>amirpaki
that's Zachy B
unparalleled as well?
based Britcho eyeing the 14-17s
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you’re just prossielad aka brothel botherer
no it isn't they literally have opposite opinions
one is meme'd as being hugely anti-india/kohli and brit hours were filled with whinging about him, while Zachy has different views
Business idea: Rename Zachy b to "Whack a pee pee"
Zachy used to be known as the balding amircunt
he isn't called amirpaki tho he's just a paki
cannot put my malcontent for spouter into words
Natrat Lyohli
The anti-india/kohli lad is redditlad pt2 with og redditlad being aussie
Petition to have his name changed to redditprossie to avoid confusion
he’s not amirpaki
>one is meme'd as being hugely anti-india/kohli and brit hours were filled with whinging about him
wew
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think the point is except for that rambling co-op alcoholic there are no discernable brit personalities as they all get mixed up interchangeably
skux
business idea: we go back to 2017 and alter the space-time continuum so that somehow spouter ends up at chermside job hi-fi and gets put in the ground
love how prossielad goes full ninja mode when he avoids punctuations
Stop copying each other's gimmick then
>job
darn my phoneposting has been exposed