Who would you rather have backing you up in a bar fight, Sup Forums: left or right?

Who would you rather have backing you up in a bar fight, Sup Forums: left or right?

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right is a mandrama jobber that got choked out by a permacrock

Tyson obviously. His fighting style was literally chimping out.

Tyson would 1 punch knockout a few guys while Brock would just spend his time taking down a guy and hammer fisting him.

Tyson, dude was punching out fully grown men at age 13.

Tyson obviously, I like winning

Lennox Lewis would crush both of these cans.

this, but unironically

bruce lee would bootyblast both these guys in a bar fight

Tyson. Such a raw combination of speed and power. He could disable a pro heavyweight boxer in literal seconds. On the street or in a bar it would take groups of men to even stand a chance at stopping him. Guys would be getting dropped left and right like in an action movie.

Not just against Brock but against all fighters that ever lived I'd choose Tyson as backup in a streetfight.

t. seething manlet

this tbdesu

>mighty manlet with a punch, easily overwhelmed once someone closes the distance and hooks his arms.
>or a roided to the gills 6'3 shark man with a NCAA and MMA background
Lesnar would throw mike tyson like a ragdoll.

Tyson you retard

tyson is the strongest man that ever fought in anything. and boxing is the best sport to have practiced for street fights

tyson it is

bulked tyson

>once someone closes the distance
wew lad

Most streetfights aren't drawn out contests. They last literal seconds up to a minute. Its all about getting your biggest shots in and getting the fuck out of dodge. Boxing is the best sport to teach you to find a mans jaw and hit it with concentrated speed, power and accuracy and there were none better than Mike Tyson at it.

I guess in a 1 on 1 contest you can make that argument but 99% of streetfights/bar brawls theres no choice but Iron Mike.

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Tyson. Then Shaq, then Lesnar.

Vince McMahon offered Lennox to fight Brock in 2002. First, he said OK, but after looking up who Brock was, he pussied out.

this desu

post more brawls. down with the faglympics

yeah.... down with the faglympics

this is great bait desu

>stomping a knocked out guy

thats a good way to do a couple years in prison for manslaughter over some stupid fight. Not to mention all the witnesses and people recording. what a shitheel.

Malawi curling team when?

right. he is white so he has more spatial awareness

Could you guys imagine Tyson connecting a left hook on the average sized male?

Tyson is overrated because Americucks , but he's a much better choice than Brock.

So, Tyson.

lmfaoooooo
i lost with these niggas saying wassup wassup

Jesus Christ, is the average person that out of shape

Asian guy didn't die, and wouldn't even press charges kek.
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Tyson because he's got a street mentality. I don't care about the other guy knowing how to wrestle. Shit like that doesnt help you on the street.

blacks fighting in a fucking airport. jesus christ.

tyson is way more terrifying and he would just be 1 shotting people left and right

>the tiny dude in black shirt chimping out
fucking kek

Why is it always negroes who do this

I would pay good money to see Tyson fight off mobs of drunk dudes.

i'd heem both of these clowns

in their current state? brock, obviously. tyson was born like 300 years ago.

>He didn't watch the recent video of Mike working the heavy bag.

Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth

Everyone has a plan until the fingers penetrate the buttcheeks.

holy shit

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For a 1:1 fight, grappling > boxing. It's a lot safer to take a guy down and control him on the ground.

But if you're in a brawl with multiple opponents, then you want to stay on your feet, throw a few punches, and get the hell out of there. Unless you're fighting a pack of manlets, of course.

brock would toss fuckers on their ass. i dont need to see clean KOs from my backup, just keep the guys away from me.

Until he catches a slight knuckle on his chin and he starts break dancing again.

what a ridiculous hypothetical. better one would be tyson or bruce lee. i'd still take tyson.

>the virgin lesnar
>the chad iron mike

unless someone brushes against his stomach

I'd be tempted to say Lesnar because Tyson wouldn't be able to wrestle or slam people on the ground... But Lesnar is too big...He's quickly gas...

Though Tyson was a HW boxer, he was a rather small HW, had decent gas tank...and ko power.

There's no rules in a bar fight. knives, bottles, knees, elbows, submissions, everything goes...it's a difficult choice really. Both have their pros and cons.

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Damn OP that's good question. I'd have to go with Iron Mike because he's been a competitive athlete of all of his career and he's a crazy muthafucka.

>fat guy wearing a ric flair shirt

damn mike tyson looks like THAT?!

The white one. Blacks don't understand selflessness.

>move north they said
>they don't like the cold they said
is there any place left for some god damned peace and quiet?

good thread

>WASSUP
>*misses*
>WASSUP
>*misses*
>random white guy out of no where

I've been boxing for about 6 months so I feel like I have a little confidence, not much but more than the average person, but I don't think I would ever try to get into a fight on the street purely because of people filming it and having it look like this shit

Tyson is a crazy ass nigga. He'll go at the drop of a hat. Lesnar wouldn't do shit but look tough, dance around and would insist that the fight be moved into an octagon so he can make bank.

huh i thought he was dead

One punch from prime Tyson and the average person is out cold.

I would pick Cock Chestnar, his mighty black phallus would scare all the manlets away

oddly on time to my music.

One bare knuckle punch from prime Tyson and the average person in comatose.

t. little chankoro manlet

LOL half these dudes didn't even put their hands up. How the fuck are you gunna walk into a haymaker like that my man.

That dude with the pig tail braids who ate that uppercut was already dazed from getting sucker punched.

Mayweather. We would run away to his limo then I'd rob him for millions.

I feel like a top tier boxer is a better fighter than a mid tier UFC fighter. Even if both were the strongest in their sport, the boxer might hold the advantage in a street brawl.

>boxing is far more popular than UFC and therefore has a much larger selection of athletes than the UFC
>Tyson was one of the GOATs in a massively popular sport
>in UFC various attacks are against the rules such as eye gouging, soccer kicks, groin strikes, etc

So if a UFC fighter and a pure boxer fought it might go something like
>UFC fighter goes for a wrestling takedown
>if it works and the fighter gets an advantageous ground position, the fight goes to the UFC fighter
>if it doesn't work the boxer will just punch the crap out of the UFC fighter as he tries to go for the takedown
>if the UFC fighter falls the boxer would just soccer kick and stomp instead of doing retarded BJJ manhugging that's completely inefficient for actually doing any damage to a grounded opponent

A lot of UFC fights nowadays turns into a boxing fight with bad form because when both fighters have good takedown defense it's usually better to go back to the basics and throw strikes. It doesn't help that most UFC fighters have strong wrestling foundations with weak boxing training. Top tier boxers would definitely give top tier UFC fighters a good fight.

tyson

enjoy rassling your guy to the ground then getting kicked in the head by his pals

Right, obviously. A wrestler will be twice as useful in a bar fight than a boxer.

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>He's cultivating mass

Why are they swinging their arms? Just go straight for the nose

>>random white guy out of no where
He came in just like in a shitty video game, I almost chuckled

This is why they have weight classes. That entire group of shrimps got destroyed

is he dead

Tyson would be more fun before and after, and would one-shot anybody in a fight sooooo

Mountains, they don't live in the Rockies or the Appalachians

>trying to do some fancy hand shit when you clearly have no fighting experience against someone 100+pounds and 6+inches bigger than you.
just asking to be blown the fuck out. how come it's always the tiny guys that think they are hard that do meme shit like whizz there hands around like look at me xd im faster than you

Lennox Lewis pussied out of a boxing match with Brock?
lol I don't think so.

reminds me of the /wshh/ threads that used to be on this board many moons ago

Are you serious? Is this a real question?

It's actually astonishing how good of shape he's in now compared to this

no he didn't die and didn't even press charges. Turns out the four guys were gangmembers that were starting shit in the club and everyone got fed up with them.

>kicking him when he's down
I was with you big nig till you did that

Mike because
his style was made to overcome odds. You'd want someone on your side that could take on a group of assholes.

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a specialist is always going to triumph over a jack of all trades in meme sports. MMA fighters train and dilute their skills so bad trying to learn the MMA style. Stick to one fucking thing and learn basic defense. Look at fucking Anderson Silva, he never learned how to fucking grapple. Bork also can't take a hit and is a giant pussy

Olympic Peninsula. Essentially no blacks. Some Asians, and the occasional spic depending on where you go.

In an enclosed area like a packed bar, I'd take Lesnar. Dude would rage like a gorilla and just start clearing motherfuckers out

brock. crazier guy wins in bar fights. he still has that roid rage whereas tyson mellowed down

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You tell me

Hmm..but did Lewis constantly duck Riddick Bowe?

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Maybe mickey from snatch because hed be a better drinking buddy

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Nice bait