>"Breakfast Can Wait" is a 2013 song by American recording artist Prince. The accompanying artwork for the single features comedian Dave Chappelle dressed as Prince and serving pancakes from a 2004 sketch from an episode of Chappelle's Show. In June 2014, Chappelle appeared on Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show and discussed the use of his image on Prince's single. The comic admitted, "That's a Prince judo move right there. … You make fun of Prince in a sketch and he'll just use you in his album cover. What am I going to do — sue him for using a picture of me dressed up like him? … That's checkmate right there."
>Who asked her lover "Why is your organ so small?" >He replied "I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral"
What did he mean by this?
Levi Lopez
>dated underage goose
Bentley Long
TOP BANTZ
Jack Perez
wtf
Nathan Ross
Murder by Numbers is the movie I think.
Lucas Lopez
I remember a pre-Notebook interview with goose where the he reporter made it seem like he was some weird dude and went on about how he was box office poison basically.
Based Goose.
Jace Wilson
That's where they met.
They unironically dated for a while.
Hudson Long
>5"3
Was he an actual dwarf?
Adam Morgan
Did it really matter in the end? Dude had more respect and got more pussy than most people on the planet.
Ryder Miller
5'3 in heels
Christian Butler
Prince dances and signs, then hops on the drums while his sexy ass sweaty girlfriend raps or something then he gets up and signs and dances some more and it all looks like more fun than you will ever have at any party ever
Is this real? Someone please tell me this is real.
Andrew Russell
Yeah it's real, you could just look it up.
Hunter Hughes
Nah, making unwitty comments to strangers on the internet takes up all of his time
Lucas Baker
Why did They kill him and MJ?
Henry Cox
He was also seriously really fucking good at basketball despite being a midget, like that Charlie Murphy story popularized it but it was known long before that aired
Brandon Walker
Look at how hard he is holding onto her arm? Creepy fucker.
Evan Butler
Looks like goat legs....
Julian Anderson
>Yo security guy, if I start to lean back on the edge of the stage come catch my trust fall while I jam out the guitar solo
Hunter Jenkins
>'The party [afterward] at Paisley, that was quite a scene. When he came out of the elevator that night, I happened to be standing with the great Warren Beatty. He came over and Warren said, "I love your music," and he said, "I love your movies," and then Warren says, "Here we are! At your house! It's great!" And Prince goes, "Yeah. Yeah, it is. But I'm still short." It wasn't really a joke. It was kind of poignant. He didn't laugh—he just observed the fact of the matter. He happened to be talking to relatively tall fellas—I'm six-one, I think Warren is six-two. Having a nice conversation. And despite all that, and despite playing at the Special Olympics, and despite his own brilliance, and despite whatever, he still, standing with us, experienced what he must've experienced his whole life. I said, "Oh, come on, man." I tried to make it into a little joke—I think he laughed a little bit, but it was obviously a serious thing for him. I thought, "Wow."'
Ryder Barnes
He was one of the last truly great performers understood how to put on a great live show and tailored all his songs as such
Andrew Bell
5'3 here and I feel his pain. It doesn't matter how much you've accomplished in life. When you're standing around talking to guys 6 ft and up you feel like a little kid
Jeremiah Powell
I don't someone who was as accomplished as Prince really cared. So you walk up to some lanklet who works as the manager of a Sprint store, big fucking whoop
Josiah Gonzalez
Saw him live a few years ago. Can confirm. Nigga played for close to three hours and was so connected to everyone in the 20000+ audience that neither of us didn't want to stop. It was almost an out of body experience.
TOO MANY HITS
Brandon Butler
Even his songs that sound boring as shit in studio are 100x better when it played it live the way he intended
This song shouldn't sound so good but it just does.
Ian Myers
I decided to never go to his shows again after, in the early 90s, two times in a row when I saw him he just talked about God for 15 minutes and then decided to Axl Rose'd it and ended the show before it had even started and made some crew member announce the show was over.
Camden Williams
>Prince's first album is titled "for you"
Is he /ourguy/?
Evan Evans
Pop Life is great
Sebastian Reed
reminder that the album version of purple rain is literally a recording of the first time it's performed live
Landon Cruz
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Lucas King
Imagine how fit you'd have to be. I'm reasonably fit and I was out of breath just watching him jump and move about so much.
Oliver Murphy
This is like relationship-gore.
Josiah Bell
Damn Demi was a pedo even back then? What a lucky kid, I hope he got to smash that. Wonder why she married Bruce Willis then.
Lincoln Ross
>underage
Chase Bell
>ywn bury your face in 80's demi moore bush
Noah Morris
Has any female celebrity ever had a statutory rape/pedophilia scandal? IIRC there was some Dutch Olympian gymnast who had CP also she does porn herself now and there was a British comedian who claimed to be asexual who got caught diddling a baby, but nothing with a major celebrity.
Logan Johnson
princes music is terrible
Elijah White
go listen to swans or something
Isaiah Mitchell
He throws his guitar up and it never comes down IT NEVER COMES DOWN
Jonathan Collins
Why is he squeezing her so hard?
Angel Miller
Some people say one of the reasons he was abusing prescription drugs was because he had alot of hip problems after years of jumping around on stage. There is a clip of him performing The Beautiful Ones on the George Lopez show where you can tell he hurt himself when he jumped off his piano
Oliver Richardson
>Dutch Isn't the age of consent there like 16 or lower?
Christian Torres
Nope, it's 18
Cameron Scott
Adulthood is 18, but age of consent and legal responsibility are 16. legal responsibility can be 14 under the right circumstances, even
Luke Barnes
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Evan Smith
I never understood Prince.
>dress like a complete faggot prancing lala homo man, a total fruitcake >turns out he's Chad incarnate, fucking 11/10's for breakfast and dumping his dick in so much pussy that he has to dress and act like a faggot to counteract
Explain this shit to me.
Oliver Campbell
>implying you wouldn't squeeze the hell out of Bullock if you had her next to you
I'd never pull my dick out of her.
Owen Long
many women will literally whore themselves out to someone with fame or status
how do you think those nasty looking ceo rich fucks pound prime teen pussy?
A parental figure / figure with authority is the number 1 pussy magnet
Nolan Murphy
Paula Poundstone, but they were really vague about what happened with that.
Colton Watson
Bitches care a lot less than you about how a man dresses, and if it's a man as famous and wealthy as Prince, how he dresses doesn't matter one bit.
Jayden Kelly
I lived near his house in Chanhassen Minnesomalia
Jacob Butler
Believe in yourself and you can achieve anything
Eli Jackson
Prince would be a meme except for the fact he's a guitar god who could play like 8 other instruments and sing and dance.
He had a huge personal rivalry with MJ because he thought MJ was a bitch for not playing instruments.
Robert Russell
Sandra "dated" a lot of people during the making of that movie.
BTW she has an interesting little mole/birthmark on her inner thigh, right between the taco stand and the porta potty.
Nathaniel Evans
Short people can jump high for some reason. Must be some center of gravity thing.
Elijah Evans
He was right about MJ being a bitch.
>Jackson described Prince as “one of the rudest people I have ever met” and said “he has been very mean and nasty to my family”. >“There was a point during the show where Prince was playing bass and he came out into the audience with this giant bass — he knew where Michael was sitting — and he walked right up to Michael and started playing bass in Michael’s face" >“The next morning, Will went over to Michael’s house for breakfast, and they’re talking about Prince and the show. And then Michael goes, ‘Will, why do you think Prince was playing bass in my face?’ Michael was outraged. >‘Prince has always been a meanie. He’s just a big meanie. He’s always been not nice to me.' >'Everybody says Prince is this great legendary Renaissance man and I’m just a song-and-dance man, but I wrote Billie Jean and I wrote We Are the World and I’m a songwriter too’.”
>and he walked right up Michael and started playing bass in Michael's face Lol oh my word
Hudson Long
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Landon Gutierrez
fun fact, Prince could not sanction Michael Jackson's buffonery
Jonathan Hill
>he walked right up to Michael and started playing bass in Michael's face. Like aggressive slap bass.
the madman
Brody Mitchell
>Minnesomalia
Owen Russell
Prince was clearly always jealous of the 'king of pop' title and MJ's general fame being greater than his. Sure he was talented but maybe make as many worldwide hit songs as Micheal before trying to compare yourself.
Isaiah Carter
Sloping Tranny shoulders. Prince was really a princess.
Justin Sanchez
>Was he an actual dwarf?
Dat cat could ball!
Adrian Thomas
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Eli Sanchez
>it's a "Prince is an underrated guitarist" post accompanied by that video
STOP DOING THIS, YOU'RE NOT SMART
Robert Reyes
Prince was overrated
he only has one good song - Purple Rain
Wyatt Peterson
>'Everybody says Prince is this great legendary Renaissance man and I’m just a song-and-dance man, but I wrote Billie Jean and I wrote We Are the World and I’m a songwriter too’.” Problem is Prince believed his own hype harder than Jackson ever did for himself. I can see why Prince would be jelly that Michael didn't play instruments, but Michael was still the best performer of his time. He choreographed and produced all his own shows, for fuck's sake.
All people will remember Prince for is sperging out at the record companies. I haven't heard one song of his on the radio in my country for over a decade.
Levi Stewart
>Michael Jackson, Prince, and Madonna were all born in the same year >only Madonna is left now
Sebastian Powell
It checked out with Kevin Smith's encounter also which indirectly explained how Prince knew Charlie Murphy was talking shit in the locker room, because his entire mansion was wired to record from any room.
Felt like I was a genius detective or some shit but then he admitted it was all true on some radio interview shortly after.
Carter Carter
>he only listens to radio
Charles Diaz
Prince got to fuck prime Madonna pussy as well
Nolan Hughes
I dunno, user... Little Red Corvette is pretty awesome.
Jaxson Wood
prince was always the better michael jackson because he was sexy as fuck and made shows that were sexy as fuck.
Landon Brooks
>not 7
Matthew Roberts
It's what future generations will reference for posterity. When they never hear a Prince song on an oldies station, because Prince alienated all the record companies and by extension all the radio networks, their sole opinion of him will be based on horror stories.
Gavin Lopez
>t. butthurt warner bros exec
Benjamin Bell
>never saw Prince perform before >mfw watching this video
Jeremiah Martinez
I saw him live when I was around 12, my mom was a huge fan and brought me along. He was absolutely incredible. Still the best concert I've ever been to.
Mason Cooper
There is truth to that. Prince was really unknown to me as a kid (born in 1989). I mean I watched Batman 89 a dozen times but I didn't know who made the music for it.
I think it was when Prince did the SuperBowl halftime show I learned how much of a cultural figure Prince was. That and Dave Chappelle's sketch of course.
Still he blunted a lot of his impact by going to dormant in the 90s. Everyone in my age Demo knows Michael Jackson's music I bet quite a few wouldn't know who sung Purple Rain.
Isaac Reyes
>Forgetting Raspberry Beret That song is so infectious I can't help but get a little happy thinking of it.
Connor Clark
I'm not even into his music, but that showmanship is just outstanding. You can tell he really put everything he had into that. Whew.
Nathaniel Wright
no fair...
Isaiah Rodriguez
Robert Fripp is the best guitarist on earth
Caleb Gomez
Jackson had the fame but Prince had the talent
Lincoln Watson
Prince is responsible for the PMRC and the tipper stickers of albums warning of explicit content It was when Tipper Gore heard her daughter listening to a Prince song that she became alarmed at what was being put into music