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PLEASE MASSA TOILBERG, I'M BEGGING YOU, I'M BEGGING YOU JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE DAY! PLEASE! JUST ONE MORE! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK!!!!!

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NOT YOUR FUCKING GIMMICK

she beckons

FOY

Sit in the bathroom stall in my lunch break me can't be bothered talking to normals in the break room.

What is it with Yanks and their raging inferiority complex?

better start setting those alarms wagies

Er, OP? Who said you could make a new? I didn't give permission.

a day off? oh wagie you do make me laugh

Yessum bawss i sho dun loves toilin' fo ya, bawss
I sho dun loves spennin all mah time workin' fo you kind ol massa toilsman. You so kind me suh, givin me dis here work, thank you suh

I sho loves working suh yes suhree
And if i get tired bawss i 'member just wat ya'll tell me!
If beez a good wagie now, den when im ol and tired and my body cant toil no mo, den when i close mah eyes and leave da earth it gone be lunch break all the time when i go up to wagey heaven yessum suh

ayo hol up
so you be saying
it was your mayme n sheit

never started a gimmick
what's it like?

Anyone else hate what alcohol turns them into during and in the days following but justify doing it for he sake of "fun" from time to time?

Me on the right meeting Chloe moretz

Chloe Pengetz

obsessed

>girl falls head over heels for me
>she is literally talking about me potentially being "the one" before we even go out
>explicitly saying that she wants me to kiss her
>i'm too big of a fucking pussy to actually do it
>she stops talking to me
haha gonna kill myself

el goblino del cuarto de baño...

go to sleep wagie
you dont want to be late, goldstein might fire you and replace you with someone who doesnt even speak english

...

need a shit but wont

Really? because I feel very guilty when I do it

I saw someone in the UK getting arrested for wearing a poppy.

why would they arrest him?

Imagine being "with her."

Couldn't imagine the humiliation.

Hey Mr Toilsman dont catch me!
Catch that wagey not at his pc!

Run wagey run
run wagey run

i started brendanposting, lisickiposting, timposting, and also drew the first wojak and amerimongrel. in many ways i'm one of the most powerful people on earth.

clearly he was very racist

Try the other way round pet

racist assholes

get some proper commie gremlin soyboys commenting shot on the British army Facebook page

anime

She must be fairly below average haha

is there any point trying to fight it

poignant

need a wee

bet it turns into another poo

no you didn't

I'd do it both ironically and unironically.

toilsmen should be glad they get to work for barely livable wages for 70 years until theyre too old to do anything with the money theyve saved up

howling at white people desu

probably said bless you when someone sneezed

>she stops talking to me
Talk to her and tell her you are going out next weekend with her.
Don't fuck up again.

Haha fuck wypipo dey be like Lol

idea: volunteer in a charity shop and demand the government pay me money for doing so

...

saved? haha... mate...

get high with other people mate
it also depends what you're high on

umm i think i know what i did and didn't do sweaty x

Servitude with the first chirpings of the lark

Unironically, genuinely an 8/10, minimum.

I don't think she'll say yes anymore. Three dates and no kiss. I think she thinks I'm just leading her on when I'm actually just a KV without the balls to kiss her.

lightning fast rorke is seething

no you don't
stop talking

>Only eat at 1am to avoid flatmates
>Don't eat from 9am-1am during the day
>Because I eat late at night and then go to bed I'm putting on weight

>Due to my autism I'm simultaneously starving to death and becoming a fat fuck

my date with the chinese cheerleader was awful :(

Arse desu

ayo wypipo b like "ayy nigga dis chicken 2 spicy!!" cuh ih got salt own it ahahahaaaaaaaa

I know you're joking but I said bless you to a coworker once and she said "there's no one up there blessing anyone or there wouldn't be cancer in the world".

virgin shoes

cringy af when whitey try to take responsibility for things they never achieved themselves

>YEAH DUDE, US WHITE PEOPLE WENT TO THE MOON AND SHIIEETT

rorke says, as he posts from his room in his parents house, lacking gainful employment for the last decade

she's right

Hao ling re. this turbo rorke

Drudgery as the solar cycle renews itself

or niggers, as i like to call them

>I'm attractive to women but shy

Imagine actually believing this haha

>three dates and no kiss

HAHAHAHAHAHAGAHA

might cop

this desu senpai

Just because you subscribe to this particular world view. Doesn't mean everybody does.
Lots of non white people have contributed to the success of England throughout its history. Directly and indirectly.

Class is the only factor that matters. And issues such as race are devisive tactics to keep the poor fighting each other as much as possible.

umm sweaty they shared my genome x

this confuses and angers leftypol i see

Just don't talk to your flat"mates" then.

my brudda

FUCK SAKE. There's an absolute kino out in cinemas but its about kids FFS

This is intermittent fasting. a very healthy way to eat actually, it's what our ancestors did.

bet you don't have a problem when blacks go WE WUZ KANGS NIGGA

>its about kids

ah... good.

Love God and his sole begotten son Jesus of Nazareth who died for our sins, murdered by j*ws.

o i could do something meaningful with my time like learn a new skill, read, go out and meet new people, travel a bit etc etc...BUT i choose to spend my time right here, discussing POO and smegging chebs tyvm

not when its used to counter ridiculous claims from non whites that white people are the worst race ever

>>I'm attractive to women but shy
>Imagine actually believing this haha
I don't understand what you're saying here. You did greentext like you were quoting me but you didn't actually quote me.

amazing how this triggers leftists.

That T is basically you asking to be wound up by people. Are you a masochist?

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HOWLING

someone spot me a couple of quid. Fancy buying a leopard 1

baiv.nl/leopard-1a5-main-battle-tank/

how strong is your orc folder lads?

we can be proud of britain
don't let the right wingers and left wingers tell you otherwise

An 8/10 wouldn't go on a date with you three times if you're too much of a cuck to even kiss her unless she's 30+ and desperate.

HELLOOOOOOOOO rightpol discord

Jesus may have not for somebodies sins but not for mine

There is a lot of racial division itt. We need to stop. At the end of the day, when it comes down to it-were all homo sapiens. We all came from Africa. We are all one. We need to work together to flourish.

i only like the oirignal orc and that really scary black one who is smiling towards you.

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youtube.com/watch?v=cYFikTIAT-s

*heems you a twelfth time*

thoughts on this?

Boris Johnson and Michael Gove should unironically resign for putting a British citizen's life in danger.

But May won't do anything because she's a pussyole who wants to cling to power by keeping her enemies close.

cant miss this one apparently

>pussyole

Fuck it then.
Learn from this and find another one.

literally lefties only argument

>wow youre so triggered lol!
>seething!
>simmering!

counter arguments (or a brain) are unimportant

badly edited.

where can i get this