Starting with the men's team pursuit, followed by the women's 500m.
Lineups for the team pursuit:
Norway - New Zealand
Italy - Korea
Canada - Japan
Netherlands - USA
Lineups for the women's 500m:
Das
Njatun - Jackson
Van Beek - Ianculescu
Ter Mors - Ziomek
Sadouskaya - Tian
Bettrone - Huang
Daldossi - Risku
Zhang - Aydova
Kim - Bergsma
Dannhauer - Kim
Kamiya - Bowe
Bokko - McLean
Yu - Hudey
Kodaira - Erbanova
Go - Lee
Herzog - Golikova
The dutch are the favorites for the team pursuit, and Sang-Hwa Lee is the favorite for the women's 500m just so you know.
Team pursuit is such a meme event but I love it.
What about Kodaira? She's poised to get a medal too, right?
We're probably not getting a medal on the 500m women desu, but with the men we have an option of sweeping it again so it's okay
No one cares
LMAOOOOOOOOO
See you at the world cup Dutchies (:
Kodeira has been amazing this season, and beat Sang-Hwa Lee at the world cup in this arena last year... but I think the korean girl will take for in front of the home crowd.
Our girls just have no chance to be honest. Maybe a cheeky bronze for Ter Mors, but don't count on it.
Bit rude lad
ps. give me back my grandpa's bike
Shut the fuck up >:(
Also fun fact: Jackson is the girl that the SJW media hyped so much for being the first black girl skating for the US.
>Leafs not going to the semi-finals despite having TJ Flowers leading them
Bit scared desu
Visser a cute!!
>leafjay flowers
Denny noooooo
Wait wasn't Canada supposed to be decent at this?
She seems annoying as fuck
Netherlandswinslol
She'll be meek as fuck with a cock inside her petite body.
Verweij sucks
swap verweij for roest
VERWEIJ OUT
Verweij has been too busy with thing other than speedskating these past few years. He's the weak link by far.
>Over het paard getilde kneusjes winnen weer niet
haha
>Kramer LITERALLY pushing Verweij through the last lap
lmao
They only put Verweij in the team now so he could also earn a medal.
remember hiddink
>pretentious faggot goes training in Russia because he is 100% convinced it will make him better
>lose everything you attend to
haha dat krijg je ervan als je interessant gaat lopen doen
Kek
Nao-chan Go!
That's kind of true to be honest at this stage.
He just really likes his coach I think, and Kemkers is a cunt.
getting ready for hwa
>Train with russian coach and russian buddies
>Russia gets banned from olympics
>Lose all your guidance and support
>Perform less good
It's not rocket science
>wisselen bert
top fucking kek
NOS btfo
This desu. But even with his coach there he wouldn't have bested Yuskov.
Dat Rusland gebanned zou worden zagen de meeste mensen 1 jaar geleden al aankomen. Wat een laf excuus. Mannen met lang haar zijn gewoon nutteloos.
God fucking Bert is such an annoying little shit.
Sven with the top bantz
t. Bert Maalderink
You just know bert maalderink is a cuck
t. lang harige vent
Ik vond het interview van Bert best goed. Niet eromheen draaien. Is in ieder geval nog interessant in plaats van die standaard kutvragen.
>langharige
kanker
t. vleespet
What is this fucking shit? Explain yourself, Negerlands!
Diversity hire
moet je niet je haartjes kammen en conditioner gebruiken ofzo
He's a balding manlet, so of course he is.
She's a surinamese 'koelie'. She's originally of Indian descent I think.
Yeah, but you violate the white people only policy for Winter Olympics. I sure hope you'll be the OAN at the next olympics because of this.
We need Asians to sprint for us
there's a surprising amount of japanese fans at the arena
I didn't know that Gerritsen was a MILF. Neat.
I'm gonna need some more pics and webms of qt speed skaters thank you
After the UK we have the most indians out of all european countries
>no glasses
Creepy
>She will never smother you between her thighs.
lel the netherland flag sideways is france
She used to be my waifu back in the day, before younger and cuter girls can on the international stage.
>Yfw france is sideways Netherlands
Tfw randstad
I like the mudblood. I don't care what anyone else says.
More like aanrandingstad if you catch my drift
>Americans like mutts
No surprise tbqh
JORIEN
Damn, that's a really good time from Ter Mors. Might be that cheeky bronze that I predicted earlier.
Jorien could be goat if she didn't waste her time with short track
Jorien ik wil je tieten zien
>be Patriotic Swiss girl
>dress as a swiss army knife
Do they have any clothes under their suits?
Daar zit niet veel borstvlees aan hoor, maar met zo'n lesbienne kapsel hoeft dat ook niet.
Jorien with a cheeky bronze or silver maybe, good time lads
damn she's in really good shape, what a time to peak
Only one race? Didn't they used to skate the 500m twice?
t. only here to gloryhunt medals
What's with speedskaters never wearing proper socks? Are they all just a bunch of dirty hipster retards?
they stopped with that years ago
That only happens during the sprint world cup.
>even our blacks can't win
apparently it helps you feel everything for maximum control. According to some commentary I heard only once
That Dutch girl had a serious camel toe going on
So the skate literally becomes an extension of your foot, with socks there will always be some friction
Make sure to keep it that way
lmao the starter judge looks so mischievous and qt
They'll dominate in Tokyo as usual
shit, have i missed it? checked nbc, cnbc, usa, eurosport 1 and 2 and couldn't find anything
It's on Eurosport 1 right now
Shani Davis dominated 1000m for years. Your blacks were already dominant some years ago
Zhang would be real cute if she didn't have those steriod zits. Nice bone structure
>heather bergsma
Why did that qt marry that fugly frisian?
Jorrit's 10 km stamina :^)
Insane.
NBC are bitches. It's even advertised on their main channel and they're not showing it.
we're the masterrace
thanks just changed back and it's on
>She's a surinamese 'koelie'. She's originally of Indian descent I think.
nah, she was born in Mumbai and was adopted as a baby
Maybe if she gets good, she could ride for India and win them their first ever winter Olympic medal?
To breed good speed skaters for the USA
Almost time for Hege :3
socks essentially have 2 functions. First they provide insulation, second they fill in empty space in a shoe or skate.
the first isn't a consideration when skating indoor races. the second isn't either, because pro's have skates that are custom fitted to their feet.
you want skin on shoe in order to secure the best possible fit. if you add layers it might be more comfortable, but you end up with a worse fit, meaning you are less connected with the blade ultimately the ice.
Damn you should've kept Eurosport on, you missed a dope biathlon race, came down to a photo finish
No, for us, fuck off
they live in friesland
GASSED
Dayum Bowe.
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT LADS I CANT TAKE IT TIE