Who wants to hear a good joke?
/brit/
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*tentatively raises a paw*
"Brexit"
sceptical
hello yes l do
need a qt gf to cuddle
i do
>why do you want to be a linen porter
ah, well it's been my lifelong dream of managing the linen logistics of a hotel
Me me me
anime
yes gimme a joke
...
does the swallow fly south with the sun ??? or the house martin or the plover seek warmer climates in winter?? FUCK YA!
i like rap songs where the rapper is just calling you a loser for not making money
1. don't pick up the phone
middle aged woman in work sent me the video of the black londoner wearing a parka talking quickly last week
TOIL-ON-THE-MORROW, WAGIES TOIL ON THE MORROW.
ALL WAGIES ARE TO REPORT TO WORK-STATIONS , THIS IS NOT A DRILL
TOIL ON THE MORROW
>logistics
Good buzz word to throw into the interview la
>one shot at life
>born a 5'6 brown eyes black hair brown skinned shitalian manlet
Want a do over in life lads
hiba wears western clothes and no veil and is questioning some backwards cultural practices
i think that's a win
Yank janny is SEETHING
dad told me that my first few weeks of work will be fun
reckon he's lying
I SMELL NIGGERS
is that DJ beats
be a boxer
good riddim?
it's just you la xx
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Fucking this. I hate how now you have to act like it was your lifelong dream to have a shit job.
I'd actually be over the moon to be a night porter at a hotel while i'm at uni, but I don't know how to say that without sounding sarcastic.
how can Sup Forums pretend they aren't a massive hugbox
are you the lad who keeps posting his swarthy face?
free hugs for lonely thugs
Week 1 is just filling out paperwork and meeting everyone
Week 2 is training and getting certs if necessary
Pretty chill
Which parliamentarian would you shag
I've got dibs on Amber Rudd
So Vietnam is an example of communism at it's best? A sex tourism trap?
Pun intended.
4,2,3,5,1
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road.
She was cited for littering.
Am actually in shock over how immaculate this looks. Its making me realise just how shit London looks
depends entirely on how well you deal with new people
pretty priti
Terrible
Love ads for menial jobs which talk about how they offer you a future and help you to 'become you' or something like that.
literally psychologically the equivalent of slave-masters giving their slaves a sermon about heaven every so often.
no no no not your best
booooooooo
get off the stage
terribly
reckon there's nothing more cringeworthy than politics shows like House of Cards or Madam Secretary, absolute runt-tier television aimed at millennials who think they are being informed by watching it
nice one
wouldn't hesitate to demolish them all
sue
Can someone explain the names at the start of the Big Shaq song
what the fuck is 'assnee, skatnu' what kind of fucking names are those
what aniem is this
New York is much better than london aesthetically.
London is just a random mishmash of georgian buildings, the odd neo-classical and then a bunch of estates strewn throughout.
6/10
Yes.
I wanted to as a kid
shut up faggot
took me a minute..but, la, that was simply OUTSTANDING!! outdone yourself yet again
going to have a poo will report back
roadmen
Doing what? is the big question.
4,3,1,2,5(paki shitskin)
this is literally indisputable
would do anything for greeen trousers in the front or crocodile skin bra in the back
thank capitalism
ANYONE PLAY VERDUN?
House of cards is particularly bad. its literally just a soap-opera with a politics theme.
durr i know about politics - politicians totally kill jouranlists look how woke i am.
the key to crispy chicken skin is salt
very nice, I liked it
prefer battlefield 1
think im going to delete every game on my computer
need to kick this gaming meme
cute, fit lads
raatnu
usnaaa
snafsnee
chingwu (my chinese bredda)
i think the joke is that they're nigerian or something
1900s London looked better than 1900s New York
Off thyself
dont care you golliwog turd, go back to Sup Forums
Properly loving Deliveroo at the moment, Got a burger and two beers coming.
t. Chris Jones
Me
Thanks, lads. Feeling a bit bored, lads. Got a whole tube of cannabis oil and contemplating on whether or not I should lather it on my cigarette and then smoke it? Got now work tomorrow. Feeling abit cheeky at the mo if I am tbqhwy.
>politicians totally kill jouranlists
Esther McVey
Wanna play with me?
modern london is still pretty clean.
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THIS. 1900s New York had a sizeable porch monkey and south European population, 1900s London was pure 100% white kino
need a nadia gf
does cannabis oil contain THC?
drunk haha wahey
fat cunt
On a toilnight no less
want an update from that lad who mistook a random chinese guy for his long time chinese friend in front of his chinese friend
It's Smee, Maimen, Dr Paveleer, Juan of Yu
go on then la
Would love to get something similar but have a dilemma: No cash to tip the guy. Got enough in the bank, but how do I tip? Buy something extra and give it to the delivery guy when he arrives?
This is a major problem with online delivery imo.
*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
*snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff*...oh yes my dear....*sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....*sssssssnniff*...eggs I smell?......*sniff sniff*....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....*sniff*....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....*ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff*....ah yes...and also....a hint of....*sniff*....cheese.....quite wet my dear....*sniff*...but of yes...this will do nicely....*sniff*.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….
This one's a bit harder imo
gonna need some proofs on that one
Nah under-weight actually, just too lazy to learn how to cook!
Smoke it straight
Theres an option to tip in the app
Yes, lad.
Thanks, lads.
litterally cant see one of their faces so i'm ignoring her 321