Why do foreigners on Sup Forums hate burgers?

Why do foreigners on Sup Forums hate burgers?

jealousy

i actually really like burgers i just don't like Americans

I love burgers

bacon & yellow cheese on a burger is subhuman trash

vulgar

american cheese is perfect on burgers

No one hates burgers.

I like burguers perfectly fine

what's wrong with bacon and yellow cheese?

Burgers are great.

I don't understand Americans though. They have the world's best "sliders" yet they obsess over making these HUGE contraptions that don't taste as good and are unpractical to eat.

Why not just eat more than one small burger?

>implying people don't buy many mcdoubles and mcchickens at a time

It isn't kosher for them to put either on a burguer, that user is just being bitter

>going to mcd in america when every small town has a local grill that makes 10 times better burgers
why? at least our grills are fucking garbage so we have a reason.

thats just people showing off their retarded creations m8. I've never even seen someone eat more than a double meat.

Burgers are great, but shit like triple bypass burgers just look disgusting.

pic related is how a burger should look like

Well, the only burgers most of us try are the ones at McDonald's/ other fast food chains. Those burgers are pretty passable. I'd imagine ones made in some small diner or home-made could potentially be really good.

I would eat that.
Although my favourite burger is patty, cheese, onion, ketchup, mustard. Everything else just dillutes the perfect combination.

not going to lie someday i'd like to try BAH (big american burger)
little tiny finnish burgers just can't compete

AND A PICKLE
FUCK

makes the burger taste like salty shit

it's ok if your patty is very substandard i suppose, hides the lack of flavour

Things that belong on a burger:
>patty
>cheese (preferably American cheese)
>ketchup/mustard/mayo whatever
>onions

optional:
>bacon
>'real' cheese

things that do NOT belong on a burger:
>lettuce/greens
>tomato

things that should be punishable by death:
>pickles
>avocado


people who deserve to be shot:
>"artisanal" burger shop owners and the clientele

>no pickles and on a burger
What about relish thou

you have to go back

exactly. preferably a thinner patty as well
not a fan of the 1/2" thick patties that overpower all of the other aspects

Absolutely shit guide, German culinary incompetence rears it's ugly head once again

go back to eating your sandnigger falafel shit mr kikeyman and leave the burger business to those who invented it

I like two thin patties with cheese in between

>American cheese
>Belonging anywhere but the trash
>Not liking greens or tomatoes on your burger

I dont. I love hamburgers. I wish i had hamburger. I wish i was hamburger.

I'm thinking about going tomorrow to a American theme dinner tomorrow.

only american cheese has the oozy gooey burger melt that sticks to the roof of your mouth

>Using plastic bags with bread

>ketchup in a hamburger

you should literally and actually kill yourself

I want to be a Hamburger

we have some nice burger joints here, too bad they make you fat really fast. that's the only downside, honestly. and sometimes they are too greasy for my taste. but same with pizza.

refuse to believe anyone does anything besides twist and tuck

it's literally the most basic and classic ingredient
what's the problem? is ketchup not kosher? laughing out loud

Just don't put it on hotdogs

Just be happy you're getting a burger man shit.

Ketchup is a condiment for retards and crass subhuman trash.

>ketchup is a basic and classic ingredient of a hamburger

good goy, put more sickening sugar paste in your food it makes it extra delicious

Refuse to believe this isn't a proxy

what a nonsensical and horrendously idiotic post

t. tryhard child

be nice to fk

But real cheese has a nice melted feeling as well, and tastes good on top of that. Also I agree with greatest ally, mayo and some other condiments are fine but ketchup has a really strong flavor that masks others. The best burgers I have ever had didn't have any ketchup at all.

perfect burger
>arab bread
>onion jam
>sun dried tomatoes in olive oil
>gouda/bra cheese
> burger spiced with coriander and red onions
>lettuce
> ajvar sauce
prove me wrong

>Northern European 'tastes'

pathetic

Reasonably good post

>absolute bastardization of a burger
>reasonably good post

shan't be posting or lurking here any longer

its just not real food, no matter how much you try

not hating it though

>sun dried tomatoes
only if they're chopped up into tiny one bite pieces, whole pieces of sun dried tomato is impossible to seperate with your front teeth and you just end up pulling the entire thing out of the sandwich and have to eat a disproportionate amount of it with your current bite and none of it later

good, puritans need to fuck off

That sounds great aside from the tomato

>its just not real food

yes you have to use a particulary soft variety

have to admit the melty plastic cheese is best in burgers

You need to be 18+ to post here

we love burgers though

he's right tho

Do you prefer burgers on a hamburger bun or on a kaiser roll?

kaiser brot here is too hard while hamburger bun usually have a wrong quantity of sugar
i prefer burgers with tartaruga or arab breas (but homemade hamburger bun>>>all)

At home I make them with onion rolls

My favourite burger is the McDonald's basic cheeseburger. I absolutely love the mix of the most artificial flavours that just go together so nicely that you don't really care your burger was invented by a chemist in a lab

Fuck you snobs

bruv what do we call that in the uk

i want to buy some from the shop init

They're pleb-tier.

One flat patty? No skill required in managing that.
Try eating a meal where you have 12 rounded little dicks each trying to escape the bread with every bite you take.

Now that is artistry.

>its just not real food
beef
bread
cheese
lettuce
tomato
all real food

>smoky-links in a pita.jpg

>things that should be punishable by death:
>>pickles
Wrong.

>people who deserve to be shot:
>>"artisanal" burger shop owners and the clientele
Why not drawn-and-quartered?