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Best US president edition

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1337 thread op

43 fucking posts early

neck yourself

el fridge

strategery

God and his son Jesus love this bloke

janny's gonna getcha

babestation

Drumpf is MY President

don't want to be an american idiot

*blocks your path*

Cannot stop laughing at how he cucked """brave""" Putin lately and now oficial propaganda tries to explain it all day. Bravo Mr Donald Duck

Excellent post my white friend

>tfw no gf to watch films and be comfy with

Trump snogged the Queen

How else other than certificates do employers check if a degree is valid?
Don't remember anyone saying you can't just print a degree certificate out and put your name on it...

girls don't like films

let me do it in that blue colour

>two girls on the go
>both kind of fucked
>keep inviting girl down from the midlands on the weekend then we shag but it feels like its going nowhere
>also kind of expects parties and shit when shes down
>like her but think shes using me for free weekends in london
>other girl is in an open relationship
>i go over and fuck her once or twice a week then we watch films at hers
>had a threesome with her boyfriend once but it was kind of weird
just want a normal gf now desu

why do you guys keep posting picture of that indian guy with the weird hair, he kinda looks like me but i'm jewish haha

angus, thongs and perfect snogging

how do i get rid of suicidal thoughts?

this. Been waiting for the right girl to come along to watch casablanca with for the first time.

This is a Bella Thorne general

my fucking parents literally lost all of my certificates

Delet

this is a bitcoin cash general

Activities other than feeling sorry for yourself.

anime

Jesus Christ help me lads

Got snogged once.

ask your uni for a replacement?

>Been waiting for the right girl to come along to watch casablanca with for the first time.

love being alone

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suicide should make it stop completely i guess

all me

Nunga-nungas

I like your tits

dorothy you hottie

best nathan for you episode

um no mate this is a general dedicated to the discussion of kacy hill x

More attractive than average but no luck on tinder because it deleted all the semi decent pictures I had on there

Louis Theroux tranny freakshow in 10 mins

yeah it's alri

vile millennial whore

*snogs you*

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"Cheers, I stole it from an evil warrior that challenged me to a duel outside the chipper"

oh
well that doesn't matter
employers don't ask for those

It's a repeat, underage paki

consumed too much media. reckon I have seen nearly everything worth watching. apart from really old stuff. but even still quite a lot old stuff

what app is this?

watching this louis theroux anorexia documentary
wonder how much the NHS spends dealing with these idiots

Ah yes the long process of finding a new jacket/coat begins

*heems you*

This is an April Rose general

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this isn't me i actually only have 3 GCSEs and they're all Cs

Ah fuck thought it sounded familiar

I'll trade you it for a knob gobble

thanks got it from topman cause i'm a top man aha. no for serious hi love i'm jeff love your smile what you looking for on here?

is it all girls?
feel like such a faggot for being a bulimic male

when does an Anglo-Japanese Alliance again?

Ah. Yes, the unremarkable tripfag desperate for attention and recognition

ignore him

makes me think

nah theres men too but defo more women

I love you Jesus but why you no help me get le gf?

looks mongrelesque

let down and pooing around

crushed like a poo in the ground

let down and pooing around

are you an archeologist

Got into an argument at work where a gay bloke said that Republicans should all be judged because of the actions of 1 of them

Irony really went over his head

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I want it to happen. But this country has lost all its values.

would smack the virginity out of you if you ever said that to my face

i was very minor bulimic a few years ago was something that started very clearly slipping out of control and was lucky i managed to get on top of it when I did. One of my worst memories was at some social ball thing and spent about 15 minutes chundering in the toliet after halfway through the main course

literally just turned 18

willy is in the 80th percentile when erect

wondering what a penis tastes like

What happened to the page 8 rule?

by the way that lad who recommended that NLP stuff if you're here;

thanks, its really helping me out

pit whore

making chicken soup with ripped up bits of bread for tea

have you seen the films of wang bing

hotpockets just gave up

Planning on learning nippon lad

Like any other bit of skin (no homo)

I just want to do things I enjoy. I don't want to toil

>deleted 90% of my nudes cause i got a gf
>didn't back up
>also deleted most facebook messages from exes
>got them in my prime
>realise now i will unlikely get very many more nudes again as i reach late 20s
fucked it

Fuck off, janny

We're in charge now

wish I was tall so I could wear lovely long wool/cashmere coats

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new

i don't think so.
the UK is strong. and your choice(Brexit) was Right.

4pm and i've only consumed 500 calories

will be eating a small cheeseburger and a salad soon for dinner

i'm getting pretty good at this diet thing

>oxford street packed on a weekday

wht the fuckkkkkk poooo GO AWAY reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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is this a joke haha

what's that la? you want to listen to a choooOOOOoooooOOoooonnn?

glad to oblige, la xx

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cornetto