Official Daytona 500 @Daytona International Speedway Race Thread

Coverage on FOX.

RACEDAY!

is bowman /ourguy/

not /myguy/

Now watch me race
Out on the speedway

good proxy

Not a proxy but who cares

based

sure.

Not official, thread already exists here

who else /missdale/

seeing as my twitter was banned in late 2016 for rampant nazi posting i doubt it senpai.

>this Dale Sr masturbation piece

sr. yes. jr. is a faggot glad he is gone

Rolling for the winner.

>let's talk about the 1998 daytona 500 for like the seventh time this month

danica will either be involved in a crash or her premium motorsports shitbox will break down within 50 laps

Nobody drives the 26 but Kasey Kahne starts 26th.

Official winner roll.

Wait, if Rodgers is gay why is he dating Danica?

It's actually a specially prepared RCR car.

I look forward to the tears of Pajeets masquerading as old people on Facebook.

they are both gay

>yfw Steakhouse punts Danica into the wall

Fuck this race
Fuck this sport
Fuck the France family for abandoning the South

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If America knew he was a huge faggot, his discount double check millionz would go bye

>no more danica posting after today

>first world
>wooden ladders

good fuck that broad shouldered dwarf that cant drive. maybe bubba becomes the new meme driver?

>Ethiopian
>eating food

Wallace will get fired before the first half of the season for some kind of social justice stunt.

Ain't pretty but it's tasty

indy 500 senpai

>nobody clapped for fucking Kenny Wallace

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>kneels on your pit box
>immediately fired
that would be amazing

what is it?

thoughts on my dk lineup lads

i said eating food, not shit mixed with mud.
niggers man.

Lentil stew on the right
Chicken and egg on the left
Cabbage and carrot up top
Bread bottom made from sorghum

We both picked Newman & Menard.

Solid list.

sounds good

>never 4get

filename though

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alright off to the store for the beer and snacks. keep the thread warm /turnleft/senpai.

Jimmie will either win or cause the big juan.

dumping weird /turnleft/ pics from 3 years ago

Do I have to be white to watch this?

this is what waltrip looks like

no you can also be half-black, half-japanese, or light-skinned mexican

My curlers got fucking REFSTONE'd last night.

How will /turnleft/ break my heart today, bros?

Hendrick and Penske look to have the best cars and I think the winner will come out of one of those two stables.

Every year during speed weeks it feels like one driver wrecks in every single race, this year it looks like Jimmie Johnson is that guy.

I'd like to give Jamie something Little, if you catch my drift.

just be autistic and southern and very easily baited in nascar threads

OFFICIAL THREAD

Thanks, puto!

Jimmie wrecks in every speedweeks race every year it seems like. And then when he doesn't he wins.

kyle larson will die

FEELS LIKE COACH ELLA DONE BROKE OUT UP IN HERE

Rolling for winner

kek

Nice!

based

Rolling for first potato of 2018.

>dw

That injera looks tasty

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL THREAD

Ignore the other. If you don't know how to make a thread don't do it. Lurk moar.

This guy slaps your girlfriends ass at the track.

Wat do?

based

Have one of my crew members hit him in the face

this

I let him get away with it until turn 3 of the final lap. Then I turn him right.

Well, Kenseth retired. Who do I root for now?

Rolling for the wiener

rolling for who to blowover

>90s meme Lumina

I mean I guess it's no sillier then a Camry really.

Ragan is really good at plate tracks and is cheap as shit. I'm gonna sneak him into a couple lineups.

Uh oh.

Hot Take: Danica is actually a lesbian

NO

Peyton's head is still growing.

>hot

canada, what have you done!

>when will they learn

OH SHIT

why isnt le nationwide shill hanging out with Godgers

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accuse him of sexual harassment and sic the media on him

>implying thats a hot take

And she's dating a gay man

what the h*ck is her problem

OH CANADA

she likes to show off her body

>tfw no pre race coverage here untill 30 mins out

Do you know where the Ark of the Covenant is?

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AWESOME BILL SPITTING TRUTH

THIS IS WHY THEY NEVER INTERVIEW HIM

Dale
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Dale
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Dale
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Missed it, what'd he say?