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Beric Dondarrion, The Lightning Lord of BlackHaven, edition

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posting a new thread early when the last general kept falling to page 9 after every post....jesus

It my Bericbros and I have been waiting

Theoretically, could Bran warg back in time and conceive himself? After all, he misses his mummy very much.

all the starks are bran's descendants

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

fuck off bericmutt

Anyone else hyped?

threads off to a good start

What do you think of turn of the nineteenth century Isaac Hempstead Wright?

>jorah: Knight
>like Gendry, Sandor, Davos, Beric and Tormund

There's only 2 non-knights in that party, the wildling and the wildling lover.

>Beric and Thoros*

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Why can't his publishers just drag him out of his con chair and beat his ass up?

warging has nothing to do with his visions of the past

Gendry is a bastard black smith not a night
The hound repeats that he is not a night so many times it's a meme
Thoros is a priest who liked to light his sword on fire and fight knights.

Davos and Beric are knights but Davos was never trained in combat as one so on a mission like that his smuggler skills would be more important.

technically its warging into the trees

wait, gendry, jorah, and davos are unironically there too?

fuck this show

I think Davos stays on the ship or at Eastwatch. He goes but isn't in the action scene.

Gendry and Jorah do go though yes.

>Gendry is a bastard black smith not a night
He was knighted by Beric.
Any knight can knight someone else. They knight all members of the BwB. I guess the ruling houses could argue that it's meaningless (because the powerful always decide), but technically they're all knights.

And Davos fought, this is a common misconception, probably because he doesn't fight in the story. But in his chapters he has memories of his fighting days ( when he was more pirate-y than smuggler-y).

I always thought of the brotherhood knightings as unofficial because legally there is no approval by the crown since they are rebels and Beric while a knight was an outlaw not serving any kingdom.

So yeah I just mean Gendry is not an official knight the way Davos is even though he was lowborn too, his happened legally.

Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?

the first one is named Aegone because Rhaegar knew he would be a goner

the second one is named Aegon

Who starts these threads, really?

The show is so fucking bad these days that no one who even somehow "likes" it would bother with this shit. Especially in the off season.

I want to say "shill" but HBO doesn't waste resources shilling on this garbage site, it's not worth it, none of us pay for HBO, we all "know someone" or we steal it.

Christ I hate these threads.

>battle of the bastards
>Ramsay clearly taunting Jon at the end to get Jon close to him
>clearly has a dagger hidden
>even though the battle is lost, clearly he at least just wants to kill Jon before dying himself
>everything goes as planned, Jon drops his sword and gets close
>finally within arm's reach
>just kidding, Ramsay had no plan lol now here's a 40 second montage of Jon hitting him in the face

this show blows ass

no one here actually likes the show that much anymore
besides, GoT related shitpost threads pop up every time these threads die for a few hours
the general is a healthy thing

Jonsa
Gendrick
R'hllelly
JaqMelly
Piendry
Torienne
WalCat
Catyrion
Robbeon
Joffsay
Breera
Thormelly
Robbgery
JaqAry
Gendrya
Waifjaq
Kindole
Jaimure
Olefish
Stannos
RobbRos
Robbjey
Kindlypair
Tynny
Tyrienne
Jorleesi
MissTy
Tyleesi
Renwun
MissGrey
Branerys
Brodor
Meeosh
Robbcella
Waifu
LittleCat

>Christ I hate these threads
like they're so fucking hard to filter
go have a cry somewhere else, reddit spacing

>reddit spacing
Christ you're as pathetic as these pointless threads.

I hope your suicide is painful.

You're goddamn right, Beric bro!

Azor Beric

AZOR BERIC
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it's just funny that of all the shit that's wrong with Sup Forums, you choose to have a whine about a general thread for a tv show
just filter it if you hate it so much, it's the fucking simplest thing to do even for a sperg like you

Remember this?

Lord Dondarrion

You're pathetic and autistic like other pointless threads on Sup Forums such as Bane, Blacked and waifu threads!

Fuck off and die of cancer, pleb.

Maario Naharis

>come on Sup Forums
>get triggered over a thread about a tv show

because he's a retarded faggot

Yes what a great day
At least our thread of reckoning has arrived

>tfwywnfmitb
jdimsa

couldn't he do both?

What went wrong?

Why the fuck are you twats still obsessed with a character that has 2 minutes of screen time

because we are never going to get a Roberts Rebellion prequel and it was fucking disappointing

because she's referenced a lot and is significant to the plot?

what if
arya kills littlefinger
jon and dany have sex
viserion is killed and bought back as the night's king dragon
euron destroys yara's fleet and kills the sand snakes
lannisters conquer dorne and highgarden
olenna poisons herself
beric and thoros are killed by wights
the wall falls
Jorah is cured
cersei becomes pregnant but has a miscarriage

Pretty sure the Cercei one was the only one that was fake.

But to answer your question i would say season seven will be a mess

>Jon Snow hears from an unknown source that Baelish is the reason why Ned Stark died and is preparing to prosecute him
>Sansa warns Littlefinger and asks him to prepare his men and that Jon is out to get him
>Sansa however tells Peter that she knows that Peter is the reason for all her misfortune, but spares him for all the things he did for her
>A maester then warns Baelish not to trust Sansa
>Littlefinger prepares to leave winterfell with the knights of the vale
>Jon Snow corners them
>Vale vs North skirmish
>Littlefinger escapes in a nearby carriage
>sees Sansa outside Winterfell wanting to go with him
>Littlefinger asks for the carriage to stop and fetches Sansa
>they walk toward the carriage
>Sansa is behind Littlefinger
>she wraps her arms around his neck and a valyrian dagger to his throat
>"I did warn you not to trust her"
>Sansa pulls out her face
>its fucking Arya all along

Did we deafeat Lord Satan? Did Azor Beric saved us?

Anyone think Sansa is going to play Little Finger like a fiddle this season?

She know he wants her and she has been learning from all the people she has been around the last few years on how to manipulate, lie and control people.

She is going to cock tease him and play him like a fool so bad and then once she has what she wants she will kill him.

leaks confirm LF is dead next season, I guess D&D will insert some mind tricks from sansa to make it happen
it's incredible the lengths they've gone to to make her seem like a more significant character seeing as her crowning achievement so far in the books is making a snowcastle she couldn't defend from an autistic seven year-old

>Mfw I see people continuing to make new /got/ threads

She'd rather die than get blacked

As the Romeo and Juliet story goes, at this point in the play Ellie has already been blacked.

She doesn't strike me as a method actor so I'd have to say she's still pure

Reminder that Cersei will kill Tycho Nestoris and free Planetos from the (((braavosi))) domination.
She also put an end to the largest religious extremist group on the continent and actively works against sandniggers from the south and savages from the east. Unquestionably the best ruler in the story.

BRANPEDOS BEGONE!

god i fucking hate how much the show wanks Cersei almost as much as they do Sansa.

>Rholloh can bring back people.
>The nights king can turn corpses into servants.
>Bran can communicate trough trees.
I dont know what gods to believe in anymore

The iron bank will have its due

Forget about the "his publishers" part

>how can people oversell planes? They paid for their seat!

Yeah I paid for books on the promise that I would read a full story, how can you just write a story and not intend to ever finish it?

(not to justify the beatings&shit, but GRRM isn't exactly the right person to talk about good business practices)
>step 1 write books
>step 2 get popular so they make tv show about them
>step 3 stop writing because who cares you're millionaire, just masturbate to sibel's porn

fucking kek

What if he was actually going to release TWoW at the end of last year but because of the election he's rewriting it all to fit in an extended Trump analogy?

>The iron bank will have its jew's

Fixed that for you

So, Daenerys is bringing 100,000 murderers/rapists in Westeros.

How many dothraki rapes will occur in season 7&8?
a) 0
b) 1
c) 2-100,000

I vote 0.

Rapists who have been part of a raping people for hundreds years instantly stop when you tell them to stop.

not sure I should point out the irony of telling rapists "Stop!"

maybe they'll put in 1 token dothraki rape that dany can reprimand so that they can claim they dealt with the issue

so what was his excuses for the 50 previous times he pushed back the deadline? Preparation in case a bad person is elected?

:^)

ywnstsp

welb

not sure if that would be more or less infuriating. if they put 0 it's like ok, they jsut don't care, as usual.

putting 1 is like they realize what dothrakis are.. but think that 99.999% of them changed because Daenerys said so.

Reminder that when Khal Drogo said "go rape someone else" a dothraki tried to murder him.
Not "Don't rape". Just "Go rape someone else".
But Dany can command 99 thousand and some dothrakis to never rape anymore, just fine.

That being said, I wonder how GRRM will deal with it in the books we'll never get.

The Dothrakis are bound to be in Westeros some day... What will they do?
GRRM might be a delusional libtard, he doesn't let it affect stuff like that much.

Soon as Drogo died, they raped&Killed Ereoh. So he knows Dothrakis don't change.

>GRRM might be a delusional libtard, he doesn't let it affect stuff like that much.
yeah i gotta say as annoying as his political whining is at least it doesn't affect his writing much
he even presents arranged marriage pretty positively

that's a new one but I think I got it.
I'm not sure that's a good or bad thing.

>tfwmwnfyitbwhs

R'hllor pls bring back this thread

well screw you r'hllor I'm going with the drowned god now.

Reminder that Tycho will put a hit on Cersei and the Faceless Men will assassinate Cersei succesfully.

In the end, the Iron Bank will have it's due and the Many-Faced God will have another soul.

The Many-Faced God.

>The Iron Bank are not Jewish

Fixed that for you

>The Iron Bank will have its due

Fixed that again for you

One god "Many-Faced god" to rule them all!

reminder the secret weapon the starks have is the spirits they bind in the crypts. the horn of winter raises the kings of winter aka 'giants' / 'the sleepers' and will be used as a weapon against the dead.

winter is coming is inspired by the use of the horn of winter which raises the once rulers of winterfell as winter spirits.

Lotr inspired shit. That means we get to see good o'l dead ned again.

>and who
>are you
>the fat man said
>that i must write so slow

ned's bones never made it to winterfell though

giants is just a metaphor used to reference powerful, influential men much like how aemon refers to tyrion as a giant.

>it's a motherfcuking Beric thread
Finally

yea it's sketchy I think cat received them at riverrun and sent them north with the silent sisters but theon captured winterfell. I wonder what happened to them

He's just watching recordings the trees made through the treenternet, not really traveling back in time.

Yes indeed my brother

... and is integral to the Rebellion that sets up the entire political situation at the start of the series, as well as giving birth to one of the story's main characters

Hmm I wonder

yeah she did
>Bones, Catelyn thought. This is not Ned, this is not the man I loved, the father of my children. His hands were clasped together over his chest, skeletal fingers curled about the hilt of some longsword, but they were not Ned's hands, so strong and full of life. They had dressed the bones in Ned's surcoat, the fine white velvet with the direwolf badge over the heart, but nothing remained of the warm flesh that had pillowed her head so many nights, the arms that had held her. The head had been rejoined to the body with fine silver wire, but one skull looks much like another, and in those empty hollows she found no trace of her lord's dark grey eyes, eyes that could be soft as a fog or hard as stone. They gave his eyes to crows, she remembered.
it's unclear if they actually made it past the neck before moat cailin was taken i think
they might be sitting at greywater watch along with robb's will, jon's parentage and the other plot-points grrm has stored there

Ser Beric Dondarion, he went down like a bitch.

10 times

Hes a Lord y

What? We got a badass scene of Arthur Dayne killing all of those smelly rebels with his two swords of justice. What more could you possibly ask for?

Dying fighting the army of the dead is better than dying for worthless Cat like in the books. He died so he could kiss a rotten corpse.

>honorable knight
>ignoring his oath
Pick one. He swore that he would do everything in his power to reunite Arya with her mother. He kept his word.

it'd be cool if they were at the neck . I hope they find a way to either bind him to the crypts hope they use his bones to help create a glamour for someone.

It'd be sweet if the volonqar is glamoured to appear as ned.

didn't mel say the bones remember in reference to using them as a glamour.

>He died so he could kiss a rotten corpse.
a cute rotten corpse

Beric Dondarrion of the House Dondarrion.

Know as
Azor Beric
Lightning Lord
Lord of Corpses

Does he have, dare I say...TREEFI?

>implying the valonqar won't be edmure

That doesn't mean he broke his vow in the show. He just never found her body. Honor intact.