Deutsche Bank Happening maybe Comfy Edition
bump
total collapse...
kek says the stock will be below 10 euros by the end of the business day
Bump for you
>my I'd has beg
What did they mean by this
oh dear kek plz meme this crash
KEK WILL CRASH THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS
kek plz end the eu for me i wanna be safe when i go home
Woowww...down a whole .10 since yesterday's low.
Big fucking deal. 2 weeks ago it was at $11.30. Right now it's at 12.80.
Do try to look at the history of the stock atleast a little bit before you post next time.
Don't fear
It's been dying for years
kek wills it.
kek says that it will slowly descend, but never collapse
> Banca Monte dei Paschi di Siena SpA (BMPS) -5.90%
lmao
Kek granted us never ending chaos
WEW lad
ITS FALLING
kek has spoken
>tfw a Deutsche Bank employee and see this nonsense every day
hanz kek wills it though
Yeah it's only down -3.66% calm your tits bros.
>working for the finance jew
Why Hans?! Why?!
Good coin
>tfw that picture is enough to go to prison for hatespeech in germany
>it's this thread again
Death to the EU!
Death to the Euro!
kek
KEK WILLS IT
>tfw you convince the chancellor to short the german federal bank, crashing germany and the eurozone
Kek smile on this thread
Anymore and it might be blood bath
Time to get COMFY
wasted
Nah, it will end on negative today but not to much. When it goes below double digits in a very near future it will go to shit very fast but as long as it stays above 11> it shouldn't crash that fast.
>Soros as it's collapsing
I don't understand economics, this percentage is bad right?
DB invested too much into PIGS countries. The German government would face a tough decision whether they should bail out the bank with taxpayers money again.
>I don't understand economics, this percentage is bad right?
Not as bad as the overall long term trend.
Old pic, its lower now.
Ohh shit trade euros to pounds
It,seems going down
>DB employee
good luck not getting laid off. They closed 200 banks IIRC
fug fug fug habbenin!
I've got a friend close to Sir John Cunliffe, the deputy head of the BOE. Supposedly he's voiced some concerns about about the situation and Mark Carney is actually listening this time. It's highly likely there will not be another round of QE and this is in fact the point where it all comes tumbling down.
Why would you call this a happening. It's already been lower than the lowesr 2008 levels for a lot of time.
>It's highly likely there will not be another round of QE
Its absolutely certain.
Down 4% fug fug fug
Timber!!!!!
Should I buy some and feed the global jews?
It's going to bounce back.
A made a decent amount when oil predictably bounced back.
Because now it's really broken it's support from 2008.
>Catalog
Buy gold ASAP
Yeah, no shit. Maybe the smartest minds in the world have finally figured out you can't solve debt by printing more money out of your ass.
It's not really only DB, with the 99% certainty, that there won't be a new QE many of the big players will have a big juicy load to swallow.
But even if this starts a chain reaction, that will in turn make the whole world economy go in turmoil, the ones that will eat the dick, are still the wage slaves, and maybe some unlucky few from the higher management. All the big bois will get a few billions richer.
>tfw living in fucked up woruld, under a fucker up system, ruled by the most fucked up people
The official line has been that QE was on the cards. There is always the possibility that they want to draw this out for a couple more years but all the pieces seem to be falling into place. Interestingly enough I did a bit of research on Sir John, he seems to be that rare Jew of the based variety, very anti-zionist and surprisingly anti-globalist. It makes me wonder how he ever got appointed to any of his roles.
Not even Kek can overcome QE.
Kek has spoken.
Do it. Even if it crashes the taxpayers will foot the bill.
this 'DB is too big to bail' is just a meme
They're just going to get bailed out.
>'DB is too big to bail' is just a meme
Nope
Not to mention the ECB doesn't have the political power for a third bailout of DB
>Not to mention the ECB doesn't have the political power for a third bailout of DB
Yeah, its going to be riots if there is a bail out and there is going to be riots of there is a bail in.
Economic crisis, migrant crisis.
We're fucked, grab SKS and go innawoods.
How will the UK survive this happening?
Boy it sure was great getting overpopulated and turning farmland into flats and ruining it with mining.
Poles, I can bring vidya and other shit. Let me live in your farming country.
kek has spoken. praise kek!
>How will the UK survive this happening?
It won't every one who lives a place with more then 20> people per square KM is fucked.
The Derivatives situation is Jewconomics gone mad.
Everyone is paying for this Kike witchcraft, and it still isn't enough.
Let the whole filthy corrupt edifice burn.
Again?
The UK is fucked all over.
Expect people to move out from London into the country.
Well I'm fucked, I'm glad this is how boomers die. If they limited our population it would be fine, but nah they flooded the uk to increase population because they wanted a comfy retirement. It's nice seeing atleast one part of their life will include misery.
I think I'm good.
>There were 7,488 housing units at an average density of 29.1 per square mile (11.2/km2).
>The racial makeup of the county was 98.3% white, 0.2% Asian, 0.2% American Indian, 0.1% black or African American, 0.3% from other races, and 0.8% from two or more races.
One of the whitest areas in the U.S., secluded, and surrounded by fertile farmland and freshwater.
Anyone got better demographics for when the happenings start?
Can you let other Sup Forumsacs live with you?
Probably not.
>mfw I'm riding the shit show out solo, watching from the outskirts.
>mfw my only responsibility in life right now is surviving.
>mfw I'm a disabled vet living on the taxpayers dime waiting for the happenings.
>Disabled
Wellp, enjoy dying when it all kicks off.
Unless you've got yourself an assault wheelchair or shotguns for arms, I guess.
Disabled by definition. I'm in proper health and exercise daily.
I just get the disability check because the U.S. government is incompetent.
For some clarity:
Although I was blown up, I healed just fine over 4 years but I was discharged in the middle of my healing so I was given compensation for those injuries.
>Implying there won't be a gorillion bailouts by the EU
As if it can be afforded. Who?
Everyone is in debt or going to be dragged under.
>Everyone is in debt or going to be dragged under.
Post your face when all the debtgoys whines on social media about being treated unfairly and not deserving it even though they freely went into debt.
please stop...
Can someone that understands economics explain why this is even legal?
Because the bankers lobbied the governments world wide to allow it to happen.
>Can someone that understands economics explain why this is even legal?
Because if you have unlimited money you can buy the people who make the law.
TL;DR
Laws are for the plebs.
once it hits sub 10 its ogre
I don't understand economics, but if people are freely giving their money to the bank why are they complaining?
>once it hits sub 10
>Summary
>DEUTSCHE BK AG is currently 28.6% below its 200-period moving average and is in an downward trend. Volatility is high as compared to the average volatility over the last 10 periods. Our volume indicators reflect volume flowing into and out of DB at a relatively equal pace (neutral). Our trend forecasting oscillators are currently bearish on DB and have had this outlook for the last 14 periods.
livetradingnews.com/deutsche-bank-ag-usa-nysedb-trading-outlook-9478.html
Because it affects every one, not only the people that deal with the banks.
Kek has spoken. May kek always be right.
What?
How will personal debt matter when everything collapses? I was talking national debt. America is in debt, Europe is, China bursts with our crash.
Everyone is fucked.
Our currency will get fucked even if we get money out.
It could just be a really long recession with steadily increasing interest rates fucking every one with debts over.
Yours won't be as bad as others. You all still have 4600+ tons of gold.
You'll be able to stabilize the GBP by buying China's new gold backed currency.
The U.S. is fucked though thanks to Nixon, Iran, and the petrodollar.
>You all still have 4600+ tons of gold.
Doesn't the US ''hold'' the bongs gold?
Finance sector would die and we havent built up our manufacturing, just outsourced everything.
Hell we just sold a big tech company to Japan.
UK is fucked.
Fucked, yes. But not as fucked as all these nations without precious metal reserves.
...
Gold has no purpose. Farming nations will be best. Gold wont provide nutrition alone.
this.. if shit truly hits the fan globally a chicken will be more valuable than an ounce of gold
Poland Polish 96.7%, German 0.4%, Belorussian 0.1% Ukrainian 0.1%, other 2.7% (2002)
your area is even whiter then Poland 14 years ago
HEY KEK
WHAT THE HECK?
THIS DEUTSCHE BANK
LETS MAKE IT TANK!
oh fugg