Why can't America into football (soccer)?

Why can't America into football (soccer)?

It was probably invented after 1776

>saudis
Nigga what

What's this white privilege? Why does Europe get so many more slots than Africa while Africa has more people and countries?

they are actually not thaat bad at soccer. they made it 5 times to the world cup , they won the asian cup 3 times and their teams won the asian champions league countless times.
their algorithm works with rankings. The continent with better ranked teams has more slots in the world cup

Because they only play sports invented by Canadians.

Africa has like four more countries than Europe, mate. It's not that much more.

>current year
>still watching soccer
enjoy your corrupt """""sport"""""

>memed our way in yet again

>America
yeah it's only you northern niggers that can't into football. the southern americans are doing quite good i should say

All their players are in Europe.

They can't handle the competition, they only like sports where they dominate and can hur dur "Murica #1" even then they get their ass kicked in the Olympics or the Baseball World Cup.

You people need safe spaces free of competition.

>chilel

lel

I miss Yugoslavia.

what are you talking about , we won the concacaf countless times and won against you like more than 5 times these last years.

Stop calling it "football (soccer)". That's the first step.

Too much aspartame, high HFCS-based "diet", general tactical incompetence, lack of innate finesse, etc. etc.

>CONCACAF
That's a scam meant to subsidize Central American and Caribean fútbol, that's the reason we hold two Gold Cups for every World Cup cycle, we stopped giving a fuck about it a long time ago, only real prize in there is the Confederations Cup ticket.

Look at the CONCACAF club championship ffs, Mexico wins it so reliably it's become boring even for us, CONCACAF is a useless confederation whose sole purpose is to provide Mexico and the US reliable World Cup tickets in exchange for sponsoring all the minnows in the area. That you people managed to lose a basically rigged competition to a semi-profesional team from our region just speaks volumes about how much your fútbol sucks ass.

America's "big 4" are
>baseball
Probably a Canadian sport you consistently lose on the world cup stage, despite having a world series, only 1 other country has an mlb team. The sport is also dominated by Dominicans
>basketball
A great Canadian sport you play well at all levels
>hockey
A great Canadian sport, no majority American team has EVER won the Stanley Cup or even made the playoffs. How many Canadians on the roster is still one of the best indicators of playoff success. America hasn't won an Olympic gold medal in 37 years
>football
A half Canadian sport you play alone

Because it's difficult for them to differentiate between a ball and an egg, and between feet and hands

bloody hell this can't be real

A rugby ball is still called a ball and rugby, very similar to football was and sometimes still is called rugby football. This is why America's gridiron football is called football, it came from rugby football.

haha we'd be pathetic at football unless we had some god tier Ivans who speak fluent Estonian

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