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Barong edition

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Why her shoulder pointy?

A local variation of European dress

No culture Phillip-ine

Who pissed in your cereal this morning? Philippines has plenty of culture

do you know why barong is transparent? so spanish can see a someone carrying guns.

flips is literally cucked to oblivion that they make the symbol of their oppression into their national dress

zitto animale

wow

>see thread about filipino dna ancestry
>see posts asking what happened to their spanish ancestry when seeing the results
>mfw
truly we are a hopeless people

Can you link the thread please?

Dooterto a MANLET

Which /asean country should be part of the Finnish Empire? We need colonies

Wake wakey wagecucky!

all of them

i'm neet nigga i'm neet!!!

Nevermind, I found it. It's from like 9 days ago.

We can only take a few

all of them or none

Singapore and Malaysia for their autism :^)
Go to work!!!!!

These are lies only rich flips are allowed to wear them in the first place
It was a symbol if wealth and status

Its transparent because instead of using Chinese silk and Indian silk we use pineapple one

Before it was banana and abaca

Big sleeves were on the rage during the 18-19century Victorian spic era
then some fashion designerddecided to modernized it making that abomination.

The Marcos dictatorship made it official because the dumb bisaya try hard and oligarch Imelda loved it and popularized it that's why we are stuck with that abhorrent space sleeves.

>only rich flips are allowed to wear them in the first place

Because only those rich had the power to overthrow the Spanish Govt

Come to think of it: why didn't the local leaders revolt against the Spanish in the beginning?

Suleiman + Lakandula could have outnumbered the Spanish + Native conscripts in that Battle for Manila

Hows your morning so far, /asean/

>Because only those rich had the power to overthrow the Spanish Govt
even before the spic came here we have caste system where only nobles and free men are allowed to wear shirts even the women
if we can see your boobs you're low caste
>Come to think of it: why didn't the local leaders revolt against the Spanish in the beginning?
>Suleiman + Lakandula could have outnumbered the Spanish + Native conscripts in that Battle for Manila

they did many times
divide an conquer
Lakandula wanted to work with the spics because he wanted to conquer the north which he did and he hate sulieman for being a Muslim and a vassal of Brunei so it was win win for him
they got betrayed in the end tho

same thing happens with Sikatuna of Bohol they hated the Rajas of cebu and the Muslims ion the south that constantly raided and enslaved them and the ones in Cebu hate the ones in iloilo

Pretty sure commoners can still hide their guns and swords if they wear the blue one
while the ones wearing the transparent version is the one that we use the gun and swords for lol


from a watercolor album dated 1841. made by artist Justiniano Asuncion. Source: The New York Public Library Digital Collections

its like our 18th century boxer codex

No one else has barongs in their culture silly Jap.

i woke up with a painful bruise on my right thigh

pepek itu bagus

My body hurts.

abang ganas sangat ke semalam?

toyol mai gigit

but why would a toyal wanna bite me, on my thigh no less?

>abang
Heh, more like kakak
Idk maybe you're delicious?

nice

baru nak up, donno the rules yet

>barong
bonang barong?
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It is mating season and no one wants to be with a me

Barong dance!
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why all the masks looks creepy?

Hindus

do not steal

Sorry Vietnam

pssh, nothin personel Viet

Audibly chuckled

no one want to steal pajeet-derived culture.

pajeets greatest culture revolve around islam
all of the greatest hindu culture are in SEA

wow

The dance has was a local practice which has exist long before it was adapted into Hindu-Buddhism, you can see some tribals with same custom
If anything Barong more resembles Chinese Barongsai or other Asian counterparts

BAHAHAHA

does it mean this youtube.com/watch?v=1Ff07c9Wsy0 is practiced as well in Indonesia?

>shitstralia trying to be relevant around their masters

Raining

No
My post specifically said the thing was local and doesn't come from India

>that
>greatest
Why do you think so? do you like scat porn?

Just to be specific my post Different poster

aren't cow dung and pee are holy in Hinduism?
Why I thought like that? It's because it's Hinduism.
Then where it came from then? Hinduism is literally the name of the religion and the people of Hindustan.

>aren't cow dung and pee are holy in Hinduism
are they? maybe for poo in the loos

Why do Viets love White people so much? With their history you would expect the opposite...

Are we talking about Barong dance or Hinduism?

Most of our history is about fighting with neighbors.

Why do Vietnamese love China so much? Sheesh.

We are the most sinophobic country in SEA, m8.

Because Justin Trudeau is hot

on earth probably

Spanish ancestry meme seems more prevalent on certain provinces and flip communities in other countries.

>Hey dude, can I get uuuuuuuuuuhhhh...

Shitty fast food for a shitty prime minster
amirite

indeed. I wonder where? I'd like to eradicate them.

We have a lot of flips here so he is pandering to them. That is his special ability.

It'd be hilarious if Trudeau is a sekrit alt-right winger but has to pander with minorities to win brownie points.

>crashes the TPP single-handedly
>globalism hasn't worked for the average citizen
>increases deportations of refugees
Maybe he is

am ded

...

Tired

Nah, Balinese Hindu is different from Indian since Hinduism has many sects. Hinduism here has mixed with local animism and Mahayana Buddhism and actually in Bali cows are less sacred since they are allowed to eat beef. Do Tamils play with cow dung too in Malaysia?

Let it happen

Which one of you niggers is Bertrand101. I know you post here, bitch.

you still have yet to pay for our war reparation j*p

Isn't Bertrand101 the sockpuppeter and radio station hoaxer?

Yes. I know 100% that he posts on Sup Forums.

I don't get it

Wiki editor here. How did you know that? Have encountered him on occasion there and it's quite easy to detect his style.

Above: Foreign tourists visiting PH
Below: Local Filipinos visiting other countries

>Canada
>Japan
>Australia
>SK
(lol

Not happening in a bajillion years

They'll only do it if we magically became a 1st world country to the point that they are assured that our citizens won't overstay or hop off the border of their respective countries

Pretty sure even Singapore would want visas if they weren't a part of ASEAN to curb Indonesians and Flips flooding their country

why the self-hatred?

Visa-free Japan and China are allegedly happening soon, though. And even with visas it's apparently rather easy to get visas for those countries; up to a certain length of time you don't even need to show up for an interview at the embassy.

I don't mind if e get visa'd it filters out the plebs

Took Malaysia decades to be able to travel to Japan without a visa

At best they're just easing off the screenings so tourists can easily come

You will have it too if you knew how some flips behave abroad and the modus we do like the TNTs

A prosperous Philippines is a Philippines without filipinos. You can love a country while hating its citizens.

>And even with visas it's apparently rather easy to get visas for those countries
>Japan
No, it's not. You have to pay like 1k to get a visa, also you need a connection especially a cousin or family living in Japan to get your visa accepted.

>their ancestors kill, rape, and steal your ancestors in the past
>their descendants can visit our country freely without any requirements
We're truly a cucked race. How sad!

>also you need a connection especially a cousin or family living in Japan to get your visa accepted.
This is isn't true in the slightest.

They still a country on thier own tho that can decide for that.

Are we even a popular destination for Japan I don't even think so

Once the visa is accepted, processing takes so long like 2-3 months I think.

You can hire agents to help you with your visa. Just give them the requirements and they'll handle the rest. At least that was the case with our Japanese and Korean visas.

All of these green are Cuck race lol

>You can hire agents to help you with your visa.
I don't want to pay for a visa just to go to a shitty country.

>falling for the travel agent meme
They do literally nothing.

If you have all the requirements all you need to do is sit down and wait.

Well its more like we want you to pay to allow a shitty flip to enter their country

>hire agents
Ahh, the rich people getting scammed.

Thank you for your patronage.

We're the most cucked country in the world.

Only a handful of countries aren't allowed to travel here without some kind of paperwork, I believe even the most impoverished countries can show up here and stay here for long without much reprisal.

Meanwhile we have to toil long queues, pay exorbitant fees and pray to the RNG gods just to pay a visit to almost any country worth visiting and somehow nobody questions why.

The most open country in the world gets closed down by at least 95% of the world.

I need every pinoys to stand up please. So I can punch all of you.