If you prefer right over left you don't belong here

if you prefer right over left you don't belong here

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Oh look another 16 year old redditor thinks Tarkovsky is any less pleb than Kubrick thread.

epic

>LE EBIN SCI FI MASTERPIECES!!!

Nobody actually like Tarkovsky, right? It's just a meme, right? Nobody actually rewatches his movies for run?

hahahha ikr hahaha

Gore Verbinsky and Chris Nolan are true kino right?

Haha zach snyder too

Considering this thread will either die or being filled with incessant shitposting, no.

what is best tarkovsky what is best kubrick?

Stalker/Barry Lydon?

Friendly reminder no one has elevated cinema as an art form as much as tarkovsky did.

tarkovsky is a russian hack.

i an appreciate his films from an artistic perspective, but filmaking is more than that.

Kubrick is the only director that is able to balacne the fine line between entertainment and art.

His films are fun to watch but also have some artistic merit, while tarkosvky will put you to sleep

>adhd child can't watch films without bang bang and boom booms

I'm straight. Thanks for the offer though.

That's not what i'm saying.

I love tarkovsky but I can't bear to rewatch them again. After one viewing is more than enough.

Kubrick films may not match the same artistic value but they are very enjoyable to rewatch. Filmaking is about entertainment at the end of the day.

Tarkovsky is an artist pretending to be a filmaker. He's style is more art and belongs in art galleries not film theatures.

I don't like either.

What do we think of Ozu lads?

Is he Tarkovsky tier?

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>What do we think
Back to Rëddit you go. He's light-years ahead of Tarko/v/sky btw.

>le bait picture.

People who honestly can't appreciate Tarkovsky are turboplebs and should stick to BvS threads and Marvel vs DC debates.

What's his best film and why is it floating weeds?

Weeb tier reality shows set in an average nippon household where nothing happens

whats the point of solaris. i feel thoroughly disappointed after stalker and andrei rublev

it's a scifi that focuses on interpersonal relationships as oppose to visuals in direct contrast with 2001

>Tarko/v/sky fan
>uses words like "turboplebs" and "le" unironically
typical low IQ ape

I prefer Stanley Kubrick, so fucking what? Go back to Soviet Russia, you dumd fucking commie!

Goddamn it, I FUCKING HATE Sup Forums & Reddit ALIKE!

All plebs, plebs everywhere.

Wrong Andrey

"I can't stand mirth. Cheerful people seem guilty to me, because they can't comprehend the mournful value of existence. I accept happiness only in children and the elderly, with all others I am intolerant."

What did he mean by this?

That's just your average slavic opinion.

Do people actually defend Blackhat? Michael Mann has made great movies but this is not one of them.

hes mad that his hair doesnt match his face

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>There's not a single Tarkovsky movie in iStore

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But he's wrong. No man is actually born alone. You drop out of a woman's vagina. There's at least one person witnessing your birth.

Who are some other pleb filter directors?

He meant he never grew out of his adolescent angst phase. Sad, really.

>Filmaking is about entertainment at the end of the day

user
is
Cancer??

>Where has poetry gone?
Say no more

This. What kind of faggot watches movies for enjoyment instead of to impress anonymous strangers on the internet?

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Agreed

Lucas

>not going to films purely for emotion and aesthetic

Kubrick is the greatest directer ever

>purely for emotion
Yes, that is what enjoyment is. I don't go to movies that make me miserable and neither should you. Not a smart way to spend your life.

But that would mean you were entertained by it.
Do...do you know what words actually mean, user?

Personally I love the films of Speilberg, Lucas and that man who did the Usual Suspects

>not wanting to feel the whole spectrum of human emotion outside of the humdrum mundane soul-erasing work

me personally I love Tarkovsky

t b h PTA is great. He only has 1 pretentious movie (Magnolia) and as it stands he and Zvyagintsev are pretty much the only 2 modern directors who are pushing out consistently amazing films.

>not having seen the coney island amateur psychoanalytical dream films
pleb

ebin memery

Rekt

>he thinks Paul Thomas Anderson is a great director
>he thinks Christopher Nolan is a great director
>he thinks Gaspar Noe is a great director
>he thinks Bella Tarr is a great director
>he thinks Michael Haneke is a great director
>he thinks Alejandro Inarritu is a great director
>he thinks David Yates is a great director
>he thinks Jon Favrau is a great director
>he thinks the Russo Bros are great directors
>he thinks Paolo Sorrentino is a great director
>he thinks Martin Scorsese has made a good movie since the year 2000
>he thinks that shooting on digital inherently will mean a movie will look bad
>he thinks that shooting on film inherently means a movie will look good
>he thinks Stanley Kubrick was the be-all end-all of directors
>he thinks that Ridley Scott isn't a hack

>a furry judging anyone

>that man who did the Usual Suspects
Too right, Xmen Apocalypse is a CLASSIC

Heres one (You), you seem to be suffering from acute (You) deficiency.

That dogs sexy. Mind if we share?

Maybe if your parents loved (You) more often you wouldn't be a disgusting furry cunt. Let's try to repair the damage and get (You) back on track with some healing love.

Don't need to spend money or time to feel miserable. It's surprisingly easy.

>a pleb judging anyone
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>not want to feel the whole spectrum of human emotion
That's called life, fag. Try leaving the basement once in a while.

I see you don't hold a job

You know what your problem is? You're a pleb.

Honestly i think Tarkovsky best director. And i can actuly watch his films again and again.
And Kubric's i can watch once but no more

true patrician coming through, neither of them is better than Hitchcock

>one viewing is more than enough
Niggah you can't even fathom STALKER in one view

>you can't even fathom STALKER in one view
true
after 3-5 times i understood much more things

He was autistic and you would have been doing him a favor by killing him. The world has enough misery, anyone that goes around actively trying to creat it is the worst kind of jumped up imbecile.