/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Too lazy to edit OP or make a title Edition

>Car launch dates:
Red Bull RB14 - 19 February (online)
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona)
Haas VF18 - EXPOSED
Williams FW41 - EXPOSED

>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

>Michael Schumacher Status
Bellpepper

>WAGlad driving license status
Still no license

>News:
Toto claims they are falling for the "McLaren is good" meme
Verstappen says HALO is very ugly
Bottas doesn't care about HALO

>But you're thrusting at eye level unless you use an open face helmet

Yeah but that's my thing

Waglad needs that Mercedes S class to 2k.

Okay thread

>just copy pasting the old OP and not changing the jokes

You only had to change the vegetable and say something different about waglad, or change it to someone else.

Top 5 for Takeshi's Castle

I realise now that without context this makes no sense.

Gladiators was the superior 'contestant takes on challenges' gameshow

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>implying anyone in /f1/ doesn't get the context

My bad, was bit too slow to post mine before this

>Frank Rost, former goalkeeper for Hamburg:
>"Hamburg is bringing this upon themselves. It's like in Takeshi's Castle. You have 3 doors to choose and you know behind one there is a guy that will punch you in the face. And they run through the same door every year."

Goalkeeper union still strong.

>Lewis is going to win the next four championships
>Still no gf

Not like that, like this

poor lass, brain literally exploded out of her skull due to the complexity of driving a car

>me

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Try harder next time Karun

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What is he doing this season?

>only once has an user got dubs when posting that pic
fucking hell mate he's like a curse

Trying to convince the unemployment office that he's close to securing a job with Vandelay Industries.

>Cursed Karun image
/f1/ lore just keeps growing

/f1/ has the best lore

I just saw a video of a guy in a dinosaur costume doing the long jump with Rosgod watching, but can't find a link any non-paste would click on and I'm too busy to make a webm. Wat do

Maybe the real reason he's Williams' Historic Driver is because Claire tried to make the curse rub off on her brother

Haas is going to win turnleft and it just got interesting

Who are their drivers this year? I'll probably just watch the Radioactive highlights of this race, hoping for some funny redneck memes

Kurt Busch(going to win)
Kevin Harvick
Aric Almirola
Clint Bowyer

Now that we have grid kids, which driver will be distracted the most

Hamilton

More important question is now we have grid kids which race will the first grid kid fatality happen at? By all accounts Grid Girls had training and lessons on how to be on the grid. These privileged little brats are going to just turn up at the track running round all over the place touching stuff they shouldnt.

Someone is getting run over or electrocuted within 5 races I'd say.

Lance has that Michael Jackson vibe about him

Seb

Winter Stream: Monza 98

>Schumi On Pole
>DC Get's A Bit Of Karma
>Schumi Chokes, Mika Chokes, McLaren Choke

This

Its not Grid dogs...but holy shit it should be

Hamilton will be Michael Jackson saving the kids from the pedophile rings while liberty media will inevitably kill him.

We all know Fat John is the pedo.

>the average brit wears dreadlocks
i´m not surprised

A finn a couple of weeks ago explained why it wouldn't be good for the puppers to be on the grid

How?
Unless Marion is part of it.

/indy/

>18,000 lire
christ almighty, the state of pre-euro europe. Did they not think to wipe off a few zeros once it got to that stage?

>18 lire are now worth 18.000

Inflation literally solved by a Sup Forums post

Probably sirotkin

I paid for this kiwis car with JAV international charges and overdraft fees.

how many bongs until Red Bull reveal?

also read somewhere that McLaren is "drastically" changing their livery again, so what are we expecting? i hope for an all orange car

Should be in 11 bongs iirc
Also McLel full papaya, maybe like indy one

What did you get?

Why do euros use a decimal point instead of a comma when writing big numbers (10,000 but euro it is 10.000)

Too much R18 wanted minimum and tsundere JAV also good asian milfs also got the one from this shoop.

delete this

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>europe adapts to a system
>brits don't want to do the same as the french
>use a comma instead
thats basically why you do a lot of things different to us the end

Nice one m8

why in the shit would you actually buy pornography?

There are usually no decent asian milfs probably because they age so we and good quality I stopped buying JAV since then though.

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Because comma is used for decimals

Another question, how long will it take for /f1/ to worship one of the cuter kids?

>lewis on sportbible story

He doesn't look like he's had a breakdown, looking relaxed and in good shape (and no stupid hair). Was worried for a bit there.

Who wins the team mate battle this year?

Hamilton vs Bottas Hamilton
Vettel vs Raikkonen Vettel
Ricciardo vs Verstappen Verstappen
Perez vs Ocon Ocon
Stroll vs Sirotkin Sirotkin
Hülkenberg vs Sainz Hülkenberg
Gasly vs Hartley Gasly
Grosjean vs Magnussen Grosjean
Alonso vs Vandoorne Alonso
Ericsson vs Leclerc Leclerc

While I sort of agree some JAV is hard to find and you have to get it from source or wait months, if not years after the release date for a kind guy in Japan to rip it and uploaded it. If it is something quite niche and you are wanting that specific release then you are a bit fucked.

Also if I didn't live with other people I'd be really fucking tempted into have JAV DVD collection shelf. Like all releases from a certain actress like Anri, Hitomi, Julia, Aika, Kaho Shibuya or Ai Uheara for example. I like the DVD art and organisation of it.

Ham
Vet
Max
Ocon
$$$$$$
Sainz
Gassy
Kmag
Waffle (after Alonso rage quits)
Ericsson (Chaz turns out to be a bust and Gio gets the seat)

cap this

All right except Renault

>find a great video but only a sample
>spend weeks looking for all the parts as it has only been uploading in several parts
>some parts copyright claimed & removed while others fine
>some on different sites but fit up with other parts
>some parts behind a paywall or other bullshit like you must add them via sites friend list

All the joys of being a cheap shit & not wanting to pay for Japanese lewds

HAM
Seb
Amx
Ocon
$tro££
Sainz
Ghastly
KMag
Nando
LeGOAT

HAM
VET
VER
OCO
SIR
SAI
GRO
ALO
LEC

and Toro Rosso doesn't matter because who the fuck gives a shit about RB juniors

Are the Rebuilds of Evangelion any good?

It's worrying for Stroll that Sirotkin, who had never driven the car before, was 6 tenths faater than him at the Abu Dhabi test.

New Russian on the grid or Stroll, which Williams driver is more likely to find a way to troll Seb?

The worst is when you don't even get the sample and you just go off the cover.
So many covers are godlike but the content just can't match it.

But then you have those golden days where you find subtitled JAV.
That stuff is frankly worth it's weight in gold.

Honestly never watched any of EVAs but nice car

Why does everything boil down these retarded countries squabbling over minor details like old married couples. The superiority/inferiority complex they feel towards each other is cringy.

>Subtitled JAV

>Helmut Marko claims Mercedes have completely re-designed the engine for this year (i.e. no carry over from 2017)

Welp. Also pretty sure I read that Renault's qualifying engine mode for this year still won't be a match for Merc. Not surprising, but at least they have one, unlike last year.

I agree with all except Ricky will tricky the kiddy

>helmut marko knows what mercedes have done

what?

Niki probably bragging to him as per usual

About to make a deepfake of a certain Asian f1 fan. I'll leave it running for about a day.

>RB spy has leveled up to corporate espionage
wew

>quads

Bless this sacred day.

before you see it you're like "I don't need to know what they are saying" but after no cum can compare

Can imagine Niki trolling the shit out of him as well though

>ja we are using fuel from falcon x mixed with the benzene
>ja our rear wing will be a solar panel for extra power in day races
>ja bottas is 2 seconds a lap quicker than lewis in the sim runs

>Mercedes have completely re-designed the engine
for what possible purpose?

Less money on Japanese pornography, more money on Japanese car, desu.

If they did its either
a)hubris
b)german conspiracy to protect schumey's record from Hamilgod

If they didn't do it its just classic Mercedes sandbagging to troll Red Bull and Ferrari

I never said I actually bought anything.

Also that would be a "If I lived on my own and had a load of disposable income after having basically been bullied into passing my driving test and then allowing /f1/ to chose my car via dubs" sort of purchase.

/rolling

>reach the point where further performance out of the current architecture takes half a year for 1hp
>set a section of your engineers to design an improved engine
>they figure it out and you switch to the new better engine
Something like that.

Needs the one on the left first

I'm not gay but I have to be honest...

Simon is an alright looking guy.

Winter Stream: Luxemburg 98

>Schumi On Pole
>Actually In Germany
>Classic Mika v Michael Action

>have a bulletproof engine that is clearly faster than the competitors
>risk reliability for possible performance increase, in a season where the engine limit is decreased further

though considering Renault and Ferrari still haven't got there engine reliability sorted out, that risk is mitigated somewhat

Did Liberty pay Merc to make a new engine to placate the plebs who are crying that f1 is boring?

>alright

Guess I'll take it

Post funny little legs

I was trying to not be too homo.

The beard and the hair is very nice.