>Car launch dates: Red Bull RB14 - 19 February (online) Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online) Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online) Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online) Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone) McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online) Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona) Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona) Haas VF18 - EXPOSED Williams FW41 - EXPOSED
>Pre-season testing details: Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4 Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March
>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 135 (137 entries)
>Michael Schumacher Status Bellpepper
>WAGlad driving license status Still no license
>News: Toto claims they are falling for the "McLaren is good" meme Verstappen says HALO is very ugly Bottas doesn't care about HALO
Kayden Gomez
>But you're thrusting at eye level unless you use an open face helmet
Yeah but that's my thing
Thomas Bennett
Waglad needs that Mercedes S class to 2k.
Brayden James
Okay thread
Brayden Gray
>just copy pasting the old OP and not changing the jokes
You only had to change the vegetable and say something different about waglad, or change it to someone else.
Nathan James
Top 5 for Takeshi's Castle
Cooper Bailey
I realise now that without context this makes no sense.
Caleb Parker
Gladiators was the superior 'contestant takes on challenges' gameshow
Gavin Torres
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Isaac Evans
>implying anyone in /f1/ doesn't get the context
Ayden Barnes
My bad, was bit too slow to post mine before this
Jacob Roberts
>Frank Rost, former goalkeeper for Hamburg: >"Hamburg is bringing this upon themselves. It's like in Takeshi's Castle. You have 3 doors to choose and you know behind one there is a guy that will punch you in the face. And they run through the same door every year."
Goalkeeper union still strong.
William Collins
>Lewis is going to win the next four championships >Still no gf
Zachary White
Not like that, like this
Dominic Jenkins
poor lass, brain literally exploded out of her skull due to the complexity of driving a car
Henry Gray
>me
Liam Allen
...
Levi Taylor
Try harder next time Karun
Jacob Murphy
...
Alexander Rogers
What is he doing this season?
Thomas Thomas
>only once has an user got dubs when posting that pic fucking hell mate he's like a curse
Parker Nguyen
Trying to convince the unemployment office that he's close to securing a job with Vandelay Industries.
Carter Wood
>Cursed Karun image /f1/ lore just keeps growing
Kayden Long
/f1/ has the best lore
Brody Long
I just saw a video of a guy in a dinosaur costume doing the long jump with Rosgod watching, but can't find a link any non-paste would click on and I'm too busy to make a webm. Wat do
James Price
Maybe the real reason he's Williams' Historic Driver is because Claire tried to make the curse rub off on her brother
Jayden Carter
Haas is going to win turnleft and it just got interesting
Jayden Martin
Who are their drivers this year? I'll probably just watch the Radioactive highlights of this race, hoping for some funny redneck memes
Caleb Butler
Kurt Busch(going to win) Kevin Harvick Aric Almirola Clint Bowyer
Owen Butler
Now that we have grid kids, which driver will be distracted the most
Samuel Ramirez
Hamilton
Levi King
More important question is now we have grid kids which race will the first grid kid fatality happen at? By all accounts Grid Girls had training and lessons on how to be on the grid. These privileged little brats are going to just turn up at the track running round all over the place touching stuff they shouldnt.
Someone is getting run over or electrocuted within 5 races I'd say.
Nolan Myers
Lance has that Michael Jackson vibe about him
Levi Thompson
Seb
Liam Fisher
Winter Stream: Monza 98
>Schumi On Pole >DC Get's A Bit Of Karma >Schumi Chokes, Mika Chokes, McLaren Choke
William Brooks
This
Ryder Ramirez
Its not Grid dogs...but holy shit it should be
Jordan Richardson
Hamilton will be Michael Jackson saving the kids from the pedophile rings while liberty media will inevitably kill him.
Adam Young
We all know Fat John is the pedo.
Levi Thompson
>the average brit wears dreadlocks i´m not surprised
Gavin Gray
A finn a couple of weeks ago explained why it wouldn't be good for the puppers to be on the grid
Dylan King
How? Unless Marion is part of it.
Camden Morris
/indy/
Nolan Johnson
>18,000 lire christ almighty, the state of pre-euro europe. Did they not think to wipe off a few zeros once it got to that stage?
Jace Harris
>18 lire are now worth 18.000
Inflation literally solved by a Sup Forums post
Gavin Sanders
Probably sirotkin
Matthew Cruz
I paid for this kiwis car with JAV international charges and overdraft fees.
Jayden Cook
how many bongs until Red Bull reveal?
also read somewhere that McLaren is "drastically" changing their livery again, so what are we expecting? i hope for an all orange car
Cooper Clark
Should be in 11 bongs iirc Also McLel full papaya, maybe like indy one
Austin Allen
What did you get?
Juan Morales
Why do euros use a decimal point instead of a comma when writing big numbers (10,000 but euro it is 10.000)
Dominic Smith
Too much R18 wanted minimum and tsundere JAV also good asian milfs also got the one from this shoop.
Oliver Roberts
delete this
Brody Sanders
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Jordan Allen
>europe adapts to a system >brits don't want to do the same as the french >use a comma instead thats basically why you do a lot of things different to us the end
Jaxon Nelson
Nice one m8
Samuel Brown
why in the shit would you actually buy pornography?
Samuel Turner
There are usually no decent asian milfs probably because they age so we and good quality I stopped buying JAV since then though.
Lucas Morris
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Henry Phillips
Because comma is used for decimals
Ian Thomas
Another question, how long will it take for /f1/ to worship one of the cuter kids?
Dominic Peterson
>lewis on sportbible story
He doesn't look like he's had a breakdown, looking relaxed and in good shape (and no stupid hair). Was worried for a bit there.
Ayden Hall
Who wins the team mate battle this year?
Hamilton vs Bottas Hamilton Vettel vs Raikkonen Vettel Ricciardo vs Verstappen Verstappen Perez vs Ocon Ocon Stroll vs Sirotkin Sirotkin Hülkenberg vs Sainz Hülkenberg Gasly vs Hartley Gasly Grosjean vs Magnussen Grosjean Alonso vs Vandoorne Alonso Ericsson vs Leclerc Leclerc
Xavier Murphy
While I sort of agree some JAV is hard to find and you have to get it from source or wait months, if not years after the release date for a kind guy in Japan to rip it and uploaded it. If it is something quite niche and you are wanting that specific release then you are a bit fucked.
Also if I didn't live with other people I'd be really fucking tempted into have JAV DVD collection shelf. Like all releases from a certain actress like Anri, Hitomi, Julia, Aika, Kaho Shibuya or Ai Uheara for example. I like the DVD art and organisation of it.
Grayson Johnson
Ham Vet Max Ocon $$$$$$ Sainz Gassy Kmag Waffle (after Alonso rage quits) Ericsson (Chaz turns out to be a bust and Gio gets the seat)
cap this
Isaac Sanders
All right except Renault
Isaiah Adams
>find a great video but only a sample >spend weeks looking for all the parts as it has only been uploading in several parts >some parts copyright claimed & removed while others fine >some on different sites but fit up with other parts >some parts behind a paywall or other bullshit like you must add them via sites friend list
All the joys of being a cheap shit & not wanting to pay for Japanese lewds
Colton Evans
HAM Seb Amx Ocon $tro££ Sainz Ghastly KMag Nando LeGOAT
Matthew Ramirez
HAM VET VER OCO SIR SAI GRO ALO LEC
Noah Ward
and Toro Rosso doesn't matter because who the fuck gives a shit about RB juniors
Kevin Ross
Are the Rebuilds of Evangelion any good?
Parker Cox
It's worrying for Stroll that Sirotkin, who had never driven the car before, was 6 tenths faater than him at the Abu Dhabi test.
Andrew Cox
New Russian on the grid or Stroll, which Williams driver is more likely to find a way to troll Seb?
Wyatt Rodriguez
The worst is when you don't even get the sample and you just go off the cover. So many covers are godlike but the content just can't match it.
But then you have those golden days where you find subtitled JAV. That stuff is frankly worth it's weight in gold.
Nolan Nelson
Honestly never watched any of EVAs but nice car
Bentley Reyes
Why does everything boil down these retarded countries squabbling over minor details like old married couples. The superiority/inferiority complex they feel towards each other is cringy.
Adam Allen
>Subtitled JAV
Andrew Rogers
>Helmut Marko claims Mercedes have completely re-designed the engine for this year (i.e. no carry over from 2017)
Welp. Also pretty sure I read that Renault's qualifying engine mode for this year still won't be a match for Merc. Not surprising, but at least they have one, unlike last year.
Eli Powell
I agree with all except Ricky will tricky the kiddy
Bentley Perez
>helmut marko knows what mercedes have done
what?
Hunter Walker
Niki probably bragging to him as per usual
Camden Richardson
About to make a deepfake of a certain Asian f1 fan. I'll leave it running for about a day.
Zachary Harris
>RB spy has leveled up to corporate espionage wew
Jordan Martinez
>quads
Bless this sacred day.
Cameron White
before you see it you're like "I don't need to know what they are saying" but after no cum can compare
Caleb Gomez
Can imagine Niki trolling the shit out of him as well though
>ja we are using fuel from falcon x mixed with the benzene >ja our rear wing will be a solar panel for extra power in day races >ja bottas is 2 seconds a lap quicker than lewis in the sim runs
Carter Brooks
>Mercedes have completely re-designed the engine for what possible purpose?
Leo Thomas
Less money on Japanese pornography, more money on Japanese car, desu.
Tyler King
If they did its either a)hubris b)german conspiracy to protect schumey's record from Hamilgod
If they didn't do it its just classic Mercedes sandbagging to troll Red Bull and Ferrari
Leo Rivera
I never said I actually bought anything.
Also that would be a "If I lived on my own and had a load of disposable income after having basically been bullied into passing my driving test and then allowing /f1/ to chose my car via dubs" sort of purchase.
Adam Gomez
/rolling
Lincoln Powell
>reach the point where further performance out of the current architecture takes half a year for 1hp >set a section of your engineers to design an improved engine >they figure it out and you switch to the new better engine Something like that.
Jeremiah Diaz
Needs the one on the left first
Wyatt Baker
I'm not gay but I have to be honest...
Simon is an alright looking guy.
Ayden Lee
Winter Stream: Luxemburg 98
>Schumi On Pole >Actually In Germany >Classic Mika v Michael Action
Aiden Fisher
>have a bulletproof engine that is clearly faster than the competitors >risk reliability for possible performance increase, in a season where the engine limit is decreased further
though considering Renault and Ferrari still haven't got there engine reliability sorted out, that risk is mitigated somewhat
Aaron Long
Did Liberty pay Merc to make a new engine to placate the plebs who are crying that f1 is boring?