World Series

>World Series
>only takes place on 1 world

>world cup
>all the teams come from the same world
is it rigged?

>Daytona 500
>Only 40 cars

Could the best pro team from Japan beat the worst MLB team?

>Stanley cup
>No one named Stanley wins it
>Stan Lee also didn't draw it

>go on the internet
>shitpost instead of being productive

I think at least a couple of the Korean teams could give some shit tier mlb teams a go so sure why not nip teams.

>sport called divegrass
>players actually dive into the grass

actually made cents tbqh

>go on life
>waste life producing money for boss instead of producing joy for yourself

you can't be happy if your broke

I guess we could all be socialists

>football
>most of the game is spent throwing and catching the ball

>claim falklands are yours
>the falklands are actually british

>Olympic games
>actually all sports

>soccer
>players are too poor to afford socks

>champions league
>has teams that aren't champions

>povertyball
>americans are too poor to play it

Can't make this stuff up.

>soccer
>players where shoes over their socks

>Super Bowl
>nobody has super powers
>the winners don't get a bowl

>nba finals

games continue each year

Haha, Stan Lee was a writer but I guess that’s part of the joke

Baseball is one of the sports where this could feasibly happen. College teams occasionally beat MLB spring training teams, so they may not be MLB players but they're above amateur level.

That is really amusing that worldwide soccer is the easiest sport to get into for people in poverty and adds to its popularity but in the United States, there is a talent problem because most people are too poor to develop into professional talent.

>Americans bending over backwards to kiss corporate ass

Shocked

is this the secret to your country's success?

>world cup
>isn't even a cup

>german bending over backwards to kiss government ass
Shocked

Two office girls take a quick break from work to drink some juice. A little bit later they both feel sick, and both say they need a bathroom break. They then rush to the bathroom, and quickly enter the stalls, What they don't know is a disgruntled co-worker is walking with a gun around looking for kill targets, and when he can't find them he gets annoyed, and heads to the bathroom. We head back to the bathroom where the girls are having a hard time pooping, and are making small talk to each other. Along the lines of it must of been the juice The co-worker enters the bathroom and the girls think it's their boss so they jokingly ask if she drank the juice to.The co-worker doesn't respond, and suddenly kicks the first stall door open, and points the gun at her. The girl yells out "What the fuck!" in surprise. The second girl is scared shitless right now, and tries move, but realizes she's still shitting so she only asks what's happening. The first girl asks the the person what they want while holding her stomach,all the while she's still farting and shitting. The co-worker is disgusted and aims the gun at the girls stomach. The girl tells the co-worker "Please don't kill me I'm still pooping". The man responds with I don't give a shit." He then shoots her in the stomach. She cries out in pain as blood oozes out, and starts panicking as she starts farting again. He then ends her life by shooting her in the head, and she does one last fart, and dies. The other girl then quietly says sorry that she couldn't move. The man then goes to the other stall, and kicks the door open to find the second girl clutching her stomach in pain while farting and shitting. The girl then pleads that it won't stop coming out, and asks the man "That you wouldn't shoot a girl while she's pooping would you?" He then laughably says no, that's why I brought this knife, and stabs her in the stomach ending her life.

Before the 2017 season the NPB champion played an exhibition against the Minnesota Twins, who finished last place in 2016. They got their shit packed in.

Haha reddit spacer. You are a moron.

why are british people so weird and thirsty?

i remember there was a whole british TV series about a workplace, and this one guy spent years thirsting after this fat 3/10

later they remade it as an american series, but they had to make the girl sort of attractive, because otherwise it wouldn't work