According to "false flag coup action hero" Ergoan, it's a crime to insult Turkishness, Turkey, the presidency of Turkey, its history and its people. Let's see what happens when we have a whole thread of lulz.
>Be me, Erdogan >Not enough powers >Create fake coup, call it a military exercise >Send fake military to media, pretend the drill is actually a coup >People love me as I make them kill each other >Pretend it was all real >People offer me power of life and death >Piss on Ataturk, double support for Isis >Plan next Armenian genocide >Life is good.
> kill a few hundred people in the process > meh, what's a few peasants sacrificed for my glorious caliphate
Justin Richardson
RIP roach-like ape
Kevin Jenkins
>Father told me to become a good man with a high education and civilized manners. Teach my kids the same values and we can move out of the shithole area that we live in, and become apart of the neighbouring good neighbourhood.
>Say fuck him, kill anyone who tells me i am wrong. Turn to Islam, and make my kids do the same. Convince them it is much better to stay in the shithole because of religious reasons. Meanwhile my children get killed everyday because of the shithole we live in.
MFW
Luke Sanchez
>be roach army >stage a coup >lose to angry uneducated some civilians
Jordan Rodriguez
>my glorious caliphate
It's 'muh' ... that's the word. Like Muhmet, Muhammad, Muh genocides.
Brayden Kelly
I have American friends in Turkey that I haven't heard from since their internet shut down... They can pass for European and speak quite a few languages. Are they still fucked over there?
Zachary Taylor
most likely they have been arrested for not being shitskinned muslimfag arab wannabes.
Jaxon Flores
The Army refused to kill civilizans
They all said they thought it was an exercice afterwards
>b-but they ran over 3 dudes Panic, they were attacked by them
Destroy this shit of a country and return the land to the greek, to the kurds and the rest for the armenian.
Landon Stewart
It was just a prank
Cameron Brown
Where will they execute all these men? more than 6000!
Mason Nguyen
>tfw too scared to make fun of Erdogan on a german connection please don't persecute me Mutti
Christopher Evans
Roach ISIS soon
Landon Stewart
Can someone please, PLEAEEEAAASSSSEE reenact the coup with a horde of Roaches. Please someone with a dirty house make it happen and let's get it into the turkish internet
Mason Barnes
>Have tanks, navy and air force >get belt beaten by civilians 14 hours after
roach life
Levi Anderson
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Sebastian Adams
Erdog is Georgian though
Michael Parker
>Piss on Ataturk, double support for Isis Ataturk was some shitty roach dictator anyway. The way the T*rks worship him is creepy and retarded.
It's like T*rkish animals can't have a society without some personality cult or Islamic fundamentalism.
Anzu is fine though.
Asher Rivera
i heard, and i don't know if this is true or not, that Erdogan can't climax unless a man with too much body hair shits on his chest
Elijah Wright
>500x375
Bentley Hernandez
Kek
Carter Davis
"You wouldn't believe the things they have said about me. They have said I am Georgian...even with much uglier things, they have called me Armenian, but I am Turkish." Erdogan
He is our spy, but not Georgian.
Cameron Johnson
is that a doll or a real person?
Gabriel Garcia
>MUH STATE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR LIFE >FETULLAH THE UNCIRCUMSIZED IS THE ENEMY >IF FETULLAH GULEN GOES TO HEAVEN, ALLAH TAKE ME TO HELL
not ironic, 100% true story
Colton Richardson
Is ErDOGan gog/magog?
Austin Thomas
anzu the traproach.
hes actually a shitskin but hes covered in make-up and set the exposure way high to look white. kinda pathetic 2bh
Colton Nguyen
Cuck Turks only worship Albanian/Macedonian Ataturk, because he was not a complete shitskin. being Turkish means being a cucks, they either get cucked by Albanian/Mace Ataturks or Arabs with their religion of shits.
Luke Richardson
120% Turkish bean, currently visiting fellow turanian Altaic Nihon.
Charles Roberts
>>IF FETULLAH GULEN GOES TO HEAVEN, ALLAH TAKE ME TO HELL at least turkey doesn't forget about the banter
Bentley Wright
Whats wrong with making a subversion of your own population a crime? Delibirately trying to deminish a country its people and culture for their citizens should be a crime alright Or at least a clearance of assault charges against such a person if the assault reason is this
Owen King
>Albanian/Macedonian Ataturk You realize this is a meme right Albanians claim they are behind everything when in fact they are relevant to absolutely nothing
Nicholas Brown
>it's a crime to insult Turkishness, Turkey, the presidency of Turkey,
It's one of Ataturk's laws though. If you fags like Ataturk, you should respect his laws.
I'm sad that he didn't remove Georgians like Gayreeks.
Christian Hughes
>It's one of """"Ataturk's laws"""" how to spot underage
Brayden Garcia
thought I was the only one
Jose Gomez
Can everyone dump their best turkroach images?
Noah Parker
>The way the T*rks worship him is creepy and retarded.
We have his death mask everywhere. Like all my foreigner friends were laughing at "persinality cult" and I got pretty offended, but when I think about it, it's pretty retarded how we worship Ataturk tbqhwyl
Like all these kemalists are trying to be "european" yet they do the most asiatic shit, i.e. personality cult.
Anthony Brooks
why would i keep anything like that on my comp?
Andrew Johnson
I think they're funny and want more. I realized that if I don't save what I think is funny I won't be able to look back through my images 20 years from now and remember all these golden times.
Ian Butler
Another thing in "Erdogan's laws", ie. the constitution, is that the military is obliged to start a coup when government starts being overly religious and depriving freedoms of media and information sharing.
It's actually illegal that Erdogan stopped the coup.
Ryder Gomez
Sorry, Langley - but political situation right now dictates that we for a while tolerate turks again, since they realized you did a coup on them and starting to enlighten a little.
Erdogan is scum and we`d love to see him go to, but not changed to CIA sponsored other islamist puppets.
So for now, when Erdogan cleanses country of scum that tried to start war with us and played with ISIS - all we have is a respectful and calculated opinion of Turkish people. Once he`ll do something beyound stupid again - we`ll see if we would jump on the hating turkroach train again. But it just happened, that more than insects, we hate the cancer - that US spreads around the world.
Samuel Richardson
So you think it's a better option to go full islam and inevitably bring your country to a war you can't win ?
Jackson Morales
Why the fuck aren't these people fighting for their lives? Like wtf do they have to lose at that point. They know they are most likely going to get executed anyways?
Cameron Jones
Georgia isn't a real country.
Lucas Russell
>ie. the constitution, is that the military is obliged to start a coup when government starts being overly religious and depriving freedoms of media and information sharing.
Lol it's a meme. There is literally no such article in the constitution and never was.
Literally open the constitution and find me that article. It doesn't exist.
t. lawfag.
Blake Perez
Why?
I honestly don't give a shit if Turkey becomes a dictatorship. Not my problem.
Only whites really appreciate democracy. (and maybe Indians).
Luis Kelly
So, Sup Forums wants nationalistic Christian conservatives to come to power in Europe, but when it comes to Turley they shill for the leftists there?
Xavier Ortiz
>Turkey becomes a dictatorship. >becomes
Owen Rivera
>If you fags like Ataturk
What have you been smoking? Nobody likes that top cockroach Ataturk outside of Turkey.
Benjamin Walker
Danes look like chinks.
Gavin Bailey
>actually supporting making it illegal to question or make fun of the president.
Sorry bro we aren't all subservient slav bootlickers.
Eli Fisher
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Anthony Bell
>hurr durr if you disagree with the personality cult you're islamist
Fuck you retard. I think Ataturk statues are as retarded as Mao and Lenin statues all over china and russia. It's fucking stupid and is fucking creepy.
We are literally forced to read poems about how we genocided Greeks from Izmir in school. And it's presented as some good thing. It's fucked up. Ataturk is not some angel. He did a lot of dumb shit, and having his statues everywhere just shows that we are a retarded Asiatic people.
You don't see fucking Napoleon statues everywhere in france do you? And he was a million times greater than Ataturk.
Liam Flores
Well, I'm not sure when to make it official.
Probably next "elections" which no doubt will be a sham.
Robert Johnson
There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.
Parker Richardson
It's not black and white Turkish left is still European far-right
Blake Adams
How the people don't see that they're walking for another dictatorship? I really don't believe that Erdogan will win for this cheap trick.
MAKE SOMETHING US.
William Lewis
We sure do... Atleast we aren't disgusting half chink half ruski degenerates, that live in a fake country.
Noah Russell
>Turkish left is still European far-right
top kek. leftists everywhere are the same. here it's the same SJW pro-kurd shits like the pro-nigger SJWs in US
Liam Butler
ITT: Roach diaspora pretending they're not roaches
Xavier Hall
>Not my problem.
>turkey 'officialy' becomes dictatorship >gets kicked out of NATO >sides with Assad and Putin >'Oh vey we have to stop them' >WW3 it is our all problem since we all are getting played and we all will pay for it.
Mason Campbell
You should be more worried about people worshipping Erdogan since he's the one alive and leading your country atm
Connor Jones
>your base now belongs to shitskins
+90 tactical nukes
way to go amerifats
Thomas James
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Bentley Bell
>How the people don't see that they're walking for another dictatorship?
Oh, they see. And they know. They choose dictatorship because Islam isn't compatible with democracy.
Grayson Martinez
Been a dictatorship for a long while now.
Democracy surely never has been implemented over there. We have a political system that kind of looks like democracy if you look really hard. No such cases in Turkey. Fullblown shitskin systems/
Cameron Wilson
>anzu is fine though
word
Jacob Lee
We have the same level of chinkness.
Wyatt Garcia
KEK.
James Miller
>becomes dictatorship >>gets kicked out of NATO
Why would NATO kick them out? Turkey was also a dictatorship when they joined NATO.
The alliance is purely strategic, nobody at NATO gives a fuck about the Turkish people.
Cameron Baker
>We are literally forced to read poems Atam, Atam, sen kalk da ben yatam
>tfw they actually make kids present this with huge enthusiasm in front of big crowds Erdogan is not the problem. The turkish populace is
Sebastian Cook
Pretty much.
Just the fact Erdogan had a 6000 long arrest list the second the coup ended kinda proves it was planned. Sad man. Turkey used to be cool as Fuck. Remember going there in 2000 and everyone was chill as Fuck. Now this Erdogan bloke will have them wearing burqas and burning raki by 2024.
Shit go. Hope a real coup happens soon.
Nicholas Wright
You sound like a retarded liberal teen of any country. Respect your fucking history. You dont have to like it, but its history of your nation and achivements and sufferings of your ancestors.
Theres nothing wrong with statues, nothing wrong with nationalistic history - the whole world history until 19th century was a mess told of wars and conquests.
It irritates me everytime reading such futurist (thats what it even if you dont realize it) bullshit. I am atheist, but i am not irritated at fucking 5000 Churches in Moscow - in opposite, its great part of culture heritage and achievement of civilization.
The most harmful to society are retards that think they need to "destroy" before they start building or think they have to get rid of the past that wasnt done with their hands.
Jaxson Bailey
That's meant you prove my point, right?
Unless you're implying blacks are discriminated against in the US and have their land kept from them against their will.
Oliver Miller
go suck a kangaroo dick
Blake White
>erdogan hasn't had that list for years now and never had the oppertunity to use it
Lincoln Taylor
>You are all chinks
Get proved wrong
>w-we a-are actually the same a-amount of c-chink, s-senpai.
FUCK OFF YOU HALF CHINK HALF DEGENERATE AND DONT EVER TALK TO ME YOU FAKE COUNTRY SHIT.
Lincoln Flores
....You're both fucking Turkroaches, you mega autists.
Jordan King
>The alliance is purely strategic, nobody at NATO gives a fuck about the Turkish people Well, Turkey is not sticking to the strategy anymore, mate. Or they are being pushed into that direction. Doesn't really matter.
The actual motive is a world war anyway and someone needs to give the world police a reason.
Jordan Lewis
Thankfully I am neither langley nor clinton so I had nothig to do with it, but I will always hate king roach for supplying the moderates and ISIS by proxy.
Austin Scott
I lige måde Achmed. Tyv tror hver mand stjæler.
Jonathan Rodriguez
#notallturks.
Adam Scott
They converted to Islam, sorry
Gavin Foster
and yet you didn't do shit about it
Cooper Baker
We are not chinks at all, neither are we Russians. we also aren't Arabs, unlike you ahmeds
Jeremiah Torres
So did Wikileaks release the turk documents yet?
Though i doubt we`ll get any relevant info any soon since its all.. in turkish.
Noah Gomez
Didn't I?
Jonathan Bailey
RIP This is now a memorial thread to the based soldiers and civies who died.
Joshua Cook
This is pretty important. We should not forget a big percentage of the country is oppressed by this regime.
Hope they will stand up after wikileaks will leak something good today.
