For Your Thighs Only

>For Your Thighs Only
>This Plate is Not Enough
>Pie Another Day
>Diabetes is Forever

Do you think he ever forces her to eat specific things and then watches?

>For Your Thighs Only
I'd watch this desoo

does he have fatty fetish or what?

>not Diet Another Day
You blew it, user. It was so obvious.

Thicc

no shit sherlock thats the fucking joke. go back to plebbit you goddamn waste of cum.

It's like that episode of Malcolm in the Middle when Hal gives Lois fattening stuff disguised as health food to keep her nice and thicc.

I feel like punching brosnan in his fucking face

He got god tier genetics from fate and he wastes it on landwhales what a fucking asshole

Damn she was qt when she was skinny. Now she's just a disgusting cow

he can at least let her lose 20kg

Obesity isn't hereditary.

fuck sake man she was absolutely gorgeous and ruined herself

i'm all for THICC nut when you lose the face its pretty pointless

she doesnt even look skinny on the left just perfect, what a fucking feeder brosnan must be

Is there a luckier man than Pierce?

they prob never have sex anymore and are just good chums - which he values.
he gets enough sex on the side that he doesnt even see his wife sexually anymore.

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Nah, look at his face on the right. He loves it. He's showing off to the world his perfect sex doll.

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THICC

Live and let diet, Pierce.

any woman above 80kg is unacceptable

>loves his wife of 20+ years regardless of her appearance

Sup Forums> wat a kuk!

sure thing boys
keep pumping those fleshlights

nah i love a thicc bitch if they hold it well, but look at this sack of shit what a waste

>spoonraker
>the man with the golden brown crust
>casino royale with cheese

>Dr. Now

he's a high test alpha male

>Casino Royale with Cheese
>Live and Let Diet
>Spoonraker
>License to Grill
>Tomorrow Never Diets

The Pie who loved Me

Now that's love

>Octobelly

>the thiccer she gets the happier he looks
HIGH
TEST

>brosnan gets progressively happier
based feeder

>A View To A Grill

wouldn't it be funny if she loses the weight and then divorces him for a younger guy?

nice

>Piefall

They should make another Bond with Brosnan where Bond is happily married to a thicc wife who then gets tired of him loses weight files for divorce and goes away with the movies villain triggering Bond to go full 007 again

>The man with the golden bun
>Tomorrow never fries
>The fry who fed me
>Butterball

>The Man With The Hotdog Gun

>Butterfinger

>Quantum of Sorbet

lol i tip my hat to you good sir

You guys want to stop laughing and feel bad in a hurry?

Brosnan's first wife died of ovarian cancer. Imagine how much she weighed at the end.

Their daughter also died of ovarian cancer 20 years later.

>The chef who loved me

kek

Fuck. It makes sense now.

how is this even possible

in all seriousness, though, it was funny

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>Casino Royale with Cheese
Far funnier than it should be.

Not my favourite bond but I gotta admit that's a real man right there

hahahahhahahah

poor guy

He never wants to have to carry a weightless body in his harms again. I know this feel too well. It destroys a man.

>not Octopuffy

Or, he divorces her for a fatter girl?

>Do you expect me to lose weight?

My nikka, Hal is patrician af. Keeping your wife THICC for your own benefit is the GOAT fetish

>octopudding

You fucked it up

>Do you expect me to gain weight?
>No, I expect you to diet!

>No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dine!

Nah. Moore cucked him and now he keeps her plump so other men won't try and steal her.

he fell for the thicc meme

Good call really, she needs to lose weight properly.

Although, you should not marry someone who gets fat and you should divorce them if they get fat later. You should also not have children with such people.

Being fat is a sign of mental and social illness.

>From Kitchen with Love
>Desserts are Forever
>License to Grill
>The Soup is not Enough

The higher tendency to laugh like that is normally a sign of higher stress levels.

>social illness

yes its stew
everything i do
fondue it for youuuu

>struggling for a QoS pun
>update the thread

Fuck. Best I got was Quart of Solero

mfw she is the size of my last gf

he's fucking his very own personal fertility goddess

Don't feed me quietly...

DO IT WITH INTENSITY

>Forced to eat cake for a living Brosnan just wants some chicken wings

More information surprisingly absolutely no one at 11 Jim.

>pierce in charge of genetics

Good for him, seem the jews of hollywood havent made him into a cheating, drug addled degenerate.

She could do to lose weight but its better still that they are happy and loving.

I love a good fat pig as much as the next. But she isn't "high test" fat. She is old, middle aged, sagging shit fat.

>low test

She's not even unsalvageable at this point; I bet if she just cut any calories she drank (coffee with a bunch of other shit in it, booze, soda even) and got her ass doing a brisk walk for an hour a day, she could lose a bunch no problem in a year.

Half points for the save.

His first wife, the lady who passed away many years ago, started out a model and ended up a healthy sized woman. I too love my women lovely. I hate scrawny Ethiopian looking chicks, Disgusting.

Said every woman ever

source?

>Dr. Low-fat
>Mooo-raker
>The Man with the Golden Buns
>From Rolls-a with Lard
>Thunderthighs/Butterball

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On Her Majesty's kitchen service
License to Grill
GoldenFry
Live and Eat Pies

>On Her Majesty's kitchen service

>The Weight is not Enough

>Pie Another Day
fucking spat out my food you genius

I envy the love between those two. Fuck my life, familia

He got god tier genetics from fate which gave him the ability to pick his exact perfect woman to fuck, he's doing exactly what someone with that gift should do

Based. As. Fuck.

At first I agreed, because people can really get ridiculous ideas of how they should look and that's tiring, but is that a healthy body weight to be at?

this episode did things to me

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The idea had promise, but the execution leaves something to be desired

Pierce's first wife literally grew proportionally. He loves his women big. In ancient times, early man's ideal woman, was hugely portioned.It's just a man reigniting his inner self.

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Literally happening to my sister. She got married 2 years ago, and has gained 40-45 lbs. But she's trying to stay on top of it.

>she's trying to stay on top of it.

I think her husband's on top at this point mate

Did you know he had a daughter in her forties who recently died

women are so fucking sloppy?