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breaking the fast

Am eating McNuggets right now

saved edition

do people really order anything other than a bigmac or a quarter pounder from macdonalds?

I hate myself.

the yank gf

post belly

Vote no to same sex marriage lads

Any workaholics here

lord how big is the cock on her

...

*zap*
*lightning blast*
*crackling*
*boom*
*rain*

*fade in from darkness*
hullow
*lights cigarette*

McD's chips are disgusting. Literally the only good thing about them is when they're fresh they're so greasy and salty it burns every other taste out of your mouth and makes whatever you eat afterwards from McD's taste great by comparison. And they can be used to should sauce into your mouth and not just have the texture of that be liquid. So overall, very unhealthy.

Their coffee is respectable

cant remember what this post said nor what i was going to reply

lauren is legitimately really peng desu

The fuckin state of some girls tinder bios

Women just don't know have it in them to be funny

Every single one revolves around pizza, memes and pugs or something equally as tedious nd unoriginal

no really im absolutely fucking starving right now, theres a vietnamese place that does pho which im really craving right now but that doesnt open for another 9 hours and deliveroo is on for another 6

truly dire times

Because that's what they like and that's the kind of shit they would want a partner to like as well dipshit.

never had a bigmac or a quarter pounder in my life
usually have one of the following
mcchicken sandwich meal
3 piece chicken selects
peri peri chicken wrap
or a chicken legend

have you considered
cooking
something

the northern power stance

Having a hard time convincing yourself, sounds like.

Going down maccas, anyone want anything?

tinder did more damage to my opinion of women in 2 weeks than the rest of my entire life of experience combined. Honestly I would avoid it and try to meet higher quality women the old fashion way unless you're totally isolated

LADS anyone here with knowledge on fixing sleep schedules?

I went to bed at 6am last night and woke at 2 this afternoon, then I slept again from 9pm-12

I’m planning to stay awake from 12 to 10pm tomorrow night (although I’m already tired) is this the best plan or shall I sleep a few hours this morning then try for an early night tomorrow?

For me, It is the McChicken Sandwich

the goal

Have you been browsing men's tinder bios for comparison?
I doubt they have anything more interesting to say, when all anyone's trying to say there is "fuck me".

a friend

Ahaha guess they want a "partner" that's a limp wristed fruit

...nihellisdic baytah males

...moozlims in rothrum

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chuck us a mcchicken (the best fast food chicken sandwich) 10 piece mcnuggets, and a bang's root beer

An irishman not liking potatoes?

kfc and oporto chips are the best desu

yeah but a handsome limp wristed fruit like that guy from the new ghostbusters

*punches you in the stomach*
that fill you up?

You browse men's tinder bios? You bent? Looking for a powerbottom in Liverpool

give me a quick rundown on oporto
is it basically just a pathetic bruce attempt at copying nando's like i think it is

This is McD's we're talking about. It's more a case of being upset at not getting enough potatoes from the *nglo menace.

this is the power of far north Queensland

Big mac is a cheap and plentiful source of food in the ghetto jungles, you'll often see spics and niggers alike congregate around mcdonalds for their daily mac in relative peace

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning

Haha

sershlad

>ywn have such superb functional strength

why go to mcdonalds to eat chicken and not kfc?

He's so handsome, I wonder does he realise it?

Do yourself a favor and delete your social media unless you're chad. I was a loser in high school with no friends or gf, deleted my Facebook and stuff a few years back. Met my current gf and when she asked I said I didn't believe in social media.

One look at my page and she could have sized me up as a virgin incel, but now instead she liked that I was mysterious and kept asking to know more about me. Now we have been together over a years.

epic post my Sup Forums brother
shadilay!

audibly hooted

standup comedy tier tbqh

My grandparents were Northern Irish, am I allowed to get upset too?

according to him he got fit mowing grass for a living
wonder how the grass is like in oz

>You browse men's tinder bios?
Starting to think you don't understand when a question is being directed at you.
No, I do not browse men's tinder bios. I just asked if you had any frame of reference for whether these women were legitimately trying to be funny and failing, or just putting some inoffensive twaddle in there to fill the text out when all anyone wants to say is "fuck me".

>not getting Korean fried chicken
its cheaper than KFC and so much better

fillet o fish

Why do I like mac donalds. I hate myself for that but I can't stop eating it.

in queensland the grass bites back

Hey, sh... Shut the fuck up, shut your fuckin trap kid..

Depends what kind.
If Catholic, yes, if Pr*d, you must swear off all fast food except McDonald's chips as penance.

They put addictive chemicals in it I believe. Can't go more than a few days without it me.

on fire mostly about now. Also I don't believe he would be able to get that kind of size without lifting

mcdonalds is closer, cheaper and i like it

>tiny brain
KFC
>brain
nando's
>big brain
popeye's
>massive brain with light coming out of it
swiss chalet

*kisses your child on the lips*

The Irishman is starting yet another religious debate

>minuscule brain: Canadian

it's better and it came before nando's
leafs are insufferable

Anybody here got income protection insurance?

I work as a cashier and half my customers are moms with kids. A loli hugged me once for giving her a sticker.

Popped half a chub

pathetic little worm

current favourite metallica song: sad but true

yeah that claim seems dubious to me too
don't see why he'd lie about that though

Victory to the IRA 2bh

So many runts in here
Where do I begin

>swiss chalet

>roasted chicken is a typical swiss dish

Concierge at my new apartment building is a cute Asian girl. This is sure to create tension with the gf

nearly broke my diet today lads in a moment of weakness but just did the maths and I'm still a free man

>tfw everything works out for once

No one cares you erroneous little mutt slug, begone fool

>he's never had famous bostonian-style pizza

pathetic

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tune

when i end a coke binge around this time mi try to co ordinate running out of coke about an hour before mcdonalds starts selling shitty breakfast food to allow me to get some appetite back since i haven't eaten for days and a big quarter pounder and fries will help be go to sleep ready for work in less than 4 hours

okay, i just never felt like their chicken was of great quality

colonials should not be allowed to discuss food

Did you forget the drink?

thanks pierre

am I a runt for watching the EMA's?

oh god
i remember going there when i was traveling through canada
disgusting pizza to be perfectly frank

>overcharged brain ascending to a higher dimension
st hubert

>calories
brainlet
go to kilojoules

Neighbour complained I was playing my music too loud earlier (~10pm).

I said 'oh shit sorry mate', closed the door abruptly without saying another word and blasted my Bryan Adams playlist even louder than before.

Who /devilish/ here?

never get drinks at mcdonalds

Stupid and downright dangerous

PS how come cokeheads can run on fumes 24/7, have a mate who's coked out from weekdays in work to weekends and he probably gets like 10 hours sleep a week

go away

>Interracial Debenhams Christmas advert

Fucking disgusting

>chicken big mac

cerebral
can't believe there are still runts out there who haven't tried one yet

isn't st hubert the exact same as swiss chalet these days anyways

remember when white Christians were the problem in Britain
better days huh?