You guys ever been blown by two girls at the same time? Is it fun?

You guys ever been blown by two girls at the same time? Is it fun?

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going get this done to me in Bangkok when i visit .

Nah but I dont think I'd last too long.

>Is it fun?
It's horrible.


What kind of sperg are you to ask such a thing?

Make sure they are really girls though. When I was in Pattaya it was kind of hard to tell.

my intention is to get two girls at a soapy massage parlour

You are kidding? I barely got laid with one woman, never mind two! I'm sure all of the players on Sup Forums will have been sucked off by an entire women's football team at the same time though.

user, please remember that this board is anonymous so everyone is talking out of the backside.

Once yeah. Two escorts. They were a proper 10/10 and the entire thing was so surreal that I don't really remember any of it.

So weird to admit but I think I genuinely blanked it from my memory because it was so unexpected.

I went to see one and she asked if I wanted to pay for her friend to join in. I said sure and I don't remember anything other than watching one fuck the other with a strap on and the fact that they both blew me at the same time but nothing more general than that. I remember we didn't even have sex, one of them jerked me off until I came.

>girls

goals. get a slutty enough girlfriend and they will find the other girl for you provided you aren't completely fucking ugly.

nope but I've had 3 threesomes (twice with 2 girls, and I tag teamed a girl once)

my dick is too small to share (only 5 inches), threesomes are hot as fuck though

Holy shit, dude. It is nearly impossible to get 2 girls to do it.

You have to either:

>1. Be handsome as fuck.
>2. Have them be drunk as fuck.
>3. Have them be high as fuck.
>4. Have a lot of money and pay them.
>5. or get really ugly chicks to do it.

I've had 3 situations where 2 women sucked my dick at the same time. And the first time, it was a drunk meth head and her drunken friend. Her drunken friend was hot.

The 2nd time, it was a really really ugly chick I found on craigslist. She was a 1/10 and I was able to talk her friend into it when I went over there, She was maybe a 3 or 4/10.

The 3rd time was a preplanned event. One was kind of latina with a shitload of makeup...She was maybe a 5/10 and the other girl was a 3 or 4/10.

The 3rd time was the longest and therefore the best, I think...

But yeah...

I have a gf, and she's milf age... and she's down for a 3some, but her expectations are UNREALISTICALLY HIGH, she's fat and only would like these hot ass women to do it with us.

Then I have a fuck buddy on the side, but she's too ugly for most girls. Aside from that, it is nearly impossible to get 2 girls to agree on anything. Whenever I show any girl on POF, Bumble, Tinder, who is interested in a 3some one of my gf's/fuckbuddies, they become completely uninterested.

really is frustrating.

I'm 36, btw.

Also, finding MFF blowjobs on motherless is my favorite thing to do, but there are only like 8 to 10 videos of this that are not staged. I'm talking: real candid videos of some dude getting lucky in a bathroom at a party and whipping out his cell phone.

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Just read this:
Yeah, I have a 7.5-8 inch dick, which is impressive enough to have actually gotten laid a few times when I showed drunk chicks my dick in a public situation. In fact, my current gf I'm with is because I showed her my dick in public.

But yeah, it's hard because I'm kind of Latino and maybe 6/10 in the face. I usually go for drunk chicks at the end of the night that get kicked out of bars and offer them rides home. You turn into a handsome fuck to drunk chicks at the end of the night. Most of the women I've laid have been fat women on POF/Bumble and drunk chicks I've picked up at bars.

just find a girl whos a "free spirit" who loves to please (the type that loves to cook and give massages) and who also likes girls. Tell her you want that and for her to find the other girl. A girl asking another girl has better results then a guy asking. It doesn't hurt if you have a decent dick and aren't ugly

Only realistic answer here.

Based.

once you hit 30 it's nearly impossible to get a double blowjob unless you have a wife and she's into kink shit or you're a creep who picks up 20 year olds.

Never had one. Never want one. Surely the best way to experience a blowjob is to have one woman putting her entire mouth around it instead of two women putting their mouths around portions of it...

Yes and it sucks. Unless you have 2 dicks your dick will get alot less throat and alot more hand action. If you want that shit then rub 1 out now.

Yes.
It is one of those "I thought this would be better" things. Not as good as one blowing you while the other eats her out.
With 2 at the same time I have had one time it worked out awesome. Every other time there is the "who does what" issue, and then the trading interrupts the rhythm. And then sometime when they think you are getting close they just want the other girl to suck so as to avoid the load.
One girl sucks your dick while she is getting eaten, she eats the load.
Even better is one rides reverse cowgirl while the other goes down on her. That is the only way to fly.

Yes, I have. Yes, it is.

Physically it feels like you're getting on half assed blow job. But mentally it's the best fucking thing you can ever have happen to you. First time it happened I came in seconds. Second time it happened I slowed my roll. The fun is in the power it gives you.

My wife and I are swingers, so yes, I've had mff bj's and its fucking incredible.

The last time was with my wife and our friend Sarah. Shes a super hot blonde fitness instructor. Sarah is bi but my wife is not, so it ended up with me taking her from behind while she eats my wife's pussy.

As great as two girl blowjobs are, the most elusive thing for me is one girl sitting on my dick and one on my face at the same time.....now that is a goal...

Never quite pans out that way in the moment....

Had it done once with a couple of drunk chicks at a friends house party. One grabbed my balls and squeezed them like stress balls and it was one of the most painful things I've ever experienced. She said that because my friend liked it I would as well. It took hours to get better.

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Tried like hell to get my wife to do it...twice. With either of one of her "best friends."

My wife was raised in a twisted conservative christian household and ruined my chances at a lot of shit.

Pray for me Sup Forums, for I have failed

tried to get the chubby one to do it with her 2 cute friends... she ghosted me

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You tried to get a landwhale feminist to blow you with her equally feminazi friends?

You're either a fucking retard, a madman, or a goddamn genius. Not sure which one yet.

What a bunch of trolls. I feel worse for having seen them.

Damn, two chicks on the left are cute af

i think i worked with girl in the middle? these ppl from austin?

You are out of your fucking mind.

I girl, 2 heads

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Dude, being older and going for younger chicks is the whole point of life...

You can just lie about your age too. who gives a shit?

I'm 36 and I've actually fucked an 18 year old a couple of years ago.

Is it weird that I kind of want to fuck her/them? Not sure what to label...that.

lol...

that's not how it works, dumbass...

you can't walk up to the ugliest girl out of all her friends and then expect her to talk you into letting you fuck the hotter ones.

The hotter ones already look DOWN on her. They would cut off all ties if she would even mention something like that.

The only thing you COULD do is meet the hot one first and talk HER into doing a 3some with the uglier one. But who the fuck would want to do that? Aside from that, hot girls will never do it with an ugly chick. You basically have to find 2 girls who look exactly the same. Women are REALLY territorial.

i dunno, this was back when they were in WI. chubby gave head like she was starving. julia is sexy af, bet she fucks like a demon in heat

Faye Reagan the girl on the left got kicked out of porn for having genital warts.

It’s fun. Best when they’re drunk.

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>dating a girl like that.
Yikes

that is her dude. JUlia. and yes, she is from WI

One on the left is chunky but cute

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Can we get a story on this?

Three at once. It does feel nice but there’s also that feeling where you start to feel like it’s not even real.
It’s cool

did you fuck her? always wanted to, but she shut me down. thought she was maybe gay. you're a lucky dude if you got that tight little pussy.