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dutch cuisine edition

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Asian yank FEMALE edition.

proof you're a female or fuck off you fat neckbeard larper

me on my horse

haha look at him go

Just about time to wake up to the alarm wagies.

quite like it

>dutch cuisine edition

UMA DELICIA

Why do coders either seem to make nothing or billionaire wages on the internet.

That looks so fucking nasty like worms or maggots, visually makes me want to throw up

thinking about buying a new laptop tonight

setting a cap at $600

just gonna buy a new one off amazon instead of falling for the thinkpad meme

yeah let me just post a picture of myself in the most autistic general on Sup Forums

Guys post >tfw no gf all the time, yet every time girls post >tfw no bf people demand pictures. just let us feel post in peace

really odd that someone would go to the effort of shopping sprinkle bread onto a plate and not just take a real picture

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Tell us about yourself.

alri mr. manboy

yeah I didn't think you were a girl. fuck off. you could literally just post a timestamped arm or leg but you won't because you're a retarded larper

I only make 55k

smelly french wog fuck up

im a girl too

You can get one from buckwheat in a backalley for about three hunnid

You falling for the HP ?

kbec
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im a cute asian girl, give me attention

Ah yes I bet she's definitely not a bot

Say what fucken pussy ass bitch

hello

hurr durr look at me i'm namefagging with my province's name look at me i'm from quebec the rest of canada isn't cultured quebec is the only cultured canadian province because we speak french and smell each other's farts durrr

FUCK OFF. I any of you came to Melbourne I would hit you if you're a female and rape you if you're any other gender. Degraves Street, any time any day.

there
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hello

*action pots*

Hi I'm the only Brit in /brit/

Dayum. There's no chance she'd ever message me if she was real. Haha

show your face on jasper avenue edmonton city centre alberta canada and you're getting a right hook straight to your fucking jaw

louise pls

how autistic do you have to be to demand timestamped pictures of a leg or a hand every time a girl posts

that is not how you spell louis, mong

foy

stop falseflagging

hello cute asian girl!

It'd just be interesting to learn that a girl really did post here is all.
Yes, as a mental exercise I invite you to try and figure out why I used the female adaptation.

Would you fuck me, femanon?

always surprised by the attitude of my ex friend

on the one hand continues to act somewhat friendly but occasionally makes it very clear that he wants me to fuck off and stay away from him. (while still also making effort to keep me at arms length, possibly to keep aware of what i'm doing, possibly to try and keep me from getting closer of my own accord.)

ah yes the Australian gun amnesty, very insulting as I am an Australian who posts under an Australian flag
garlicky fucking mong

NOW MY HEARTS AT 120

I find Liv Tyler really beautiful, but in a relatable sense. Like the cute cashier at the grocers.

state of yanks

What do /brit/ think of the ameriorc meme?

she's canadian though

>>/r9k/41080630
>If you make less than $50k/yr doing software engineering, you're either in an extremely low cost of living area and working an entry level position, you're not doing real software engineering (e.g. IT or something like that), or you took a really shitty offer.

>55k
Aren't you like a manager too? hm.

i think it's funny desu

Seeing ultra patriotic babbies get worked up is hilarious

fucking retard

nigger detected

>/r9k/41080630
>/r9k/
hmm dunno about this one mate

...

thinking of spending a year or two in this shithole doing a crap call centre job living with my parents, then right before i kill myself move to jap for a year doing maybe a language course or summat

of course after that trip id be in the same situation as before, but im getting genuinely desperate to do something interesting before my youth's gone; im already 24

>Wanting your country to be led by the whims of insect people who are easily manipulated and will believe anything at face value without thinking twice

When will democracy mongs ever learn?

You don't want to lie to me,
I don't want to lie to you

girl you know true
oh oh oh I love you

no... no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you've been browsing trans pictures for days now have a think

Big lips, she inherited them from her father. I bet she could suck a golf ball through a water hose with those things.

I'm just documenting cultural degeneracy m8 dunno what you're on about

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spent the whole night fretting about how im unemployable havent slept a single wink the grass is always greener swaetie x

Just thinking about spending 3 years doing an undergrad, 1 year for an honours, 2 years for a masters and 4 years for a PhD not to actually learn anything but just to signal to the market that I'm able to do work.

...

firm handshake and an undergraduate degree in computer science, all you need

HAGELSLAG :DDDDDDD

flying through hyperspace
in a computer interface

STOP!
living on video
STOP!
integrated circuits
STOP!
living on video
STOP!
is this reality?

so this.... is the power....... of the amerimongrel

toilstein is calling

nah probably gonna go with an acer or asus

you sound mad as fuck tho

both shite

just spent 5 years at university doing this ;)
and guess what friendo ;)
im now in my mid twenties with no work experience or proper references ;)
ill be lucky, and im being completely unironic, to get a job in tesco ;)
tesco requires references you see ;)
whoops ;)
dont make the same mistake i did ;)

having a steamed ham

Imagine how much of a runt you'd need to be to spend 8 years in school LOL. Would not hire that.

:(

what is toil?

...

;)

work tomorrow

Why do some nationalities on Sup Forums exaggerate anti-americanism in their country? I grew up with lots of Australians after the Iraq war (when people stopped liking us) and had lots of Australian family friends who never had any bad blood with Yanks. It's just absurd.
>we lynch seppos on the spot mate
This is the same type of europhile Australian that chastises Brits for using imperial units.

don't understand guys who date foreign girls with a poor grasp of English

I'm unable to express myself romantically without making full use of the English language

the acer i have now has lasted me since 2007 and the only issues it has given me is the touchpad shat out about a year ago and the fan malfunctions occasionally now

how is tim doing these days?

Wish floppy hats would come back in style

Get your degree and TEFL then fuck of to east Asia for a year or two. Singapore is hot but Brits are prefered over Americans and the money is great. It isn't toil.

>the Iraq war (when people stopped liking us)
oh my days ahahahahaha

Only you can turn my life
can turn it just this way

TOUCH IN THE NIGHT!
It feels like heaven
TOUCH IN THE NIGHT!
So lucky in love
LOST IN YOUR LIGHT!
Another secret
TOUCH IN THE NIGHT!
whatever I do

what do you work as?

you can express yourself romantically with more than words

sometimes it's better if they speak less English so they can't nag you as much

Is this /yank+JFs/?????

office man

if I practised footy all those hours I wasted studying then I could've be earning 100k/week by now

instead I'm doing a graduate program for a well know shop and earning 19k lmao

machine operator

a great big rootin' tootin' howdy to all my pardners in /brit/!

you would have to be extremely naturally talented and lucky to get to that level

only a tiny tiny minority of footballers earn 100k

like 0.0001%