If war were considered a sport, which nation would be the current World Champion?

If war were considered a sport, which nation would be the current World Champion?

Vietnam

i only rate world war victories desu

Afghanistan. 5,000 year unbeaten streak.

>getting BTFO by the PRC
Inexcusable.

This

Current? There's really only one pick, and that's Russia. You don't see other major nations getting into full on invasion level wars in the post NATO age anymore.

>Russia
All bark, no bite.

>invade a tiny piece of Georgia because they're shitting their pants over possibility of Georgia joining NATO
>invade a tiny piece of Ukraine because their puppet gets overthrown, get utterly BTFO, manage to shoot down a commercial airliner
>persistent empty threats to invade Baltic states, which they will never have the stones to do
>getting sucked into their own Middle Eastern misadventure in Syria

>invade a tiny country in South-East Asia and get BTFO by primitive jungle monkeys

The one that spends the most money.

Pretty sure we have never been in a losing war.

Not germany

>emus

>"Meh, this is getting boring, I'm gonna call it a day."
>OOOOOHHH SHIT BTFO!

Would you score it like ELO like chess or like boxing, where the most recent winner has the belt?

Where are the emus today? Exactly.

Russia is >muh defense
Retards invade that shit and get btfo'd by the snow

So.... Russia?

>crush the third reich after the west gave up mainland europe

>best homefield advantage: Russia
>best defense: England
>Cinderella story: Vietnam
>Greatest all-time: USA

engerland

>most losses in finals: Germany
>oldest franchise: China
>most losses all time: France

Kek

We gave them the equivalent of 20% of their wartime production.

Also,
>largest amphibious invasion in human history
>gave up

>sleeping on Afghanistan

>le small team that is strong but not really: Syria

>best expansion country: North Korea

>cleveland browns: france

Beating you lot up on your cruise ships

That's like saying Brady was goat after winning one or two superbowls. Our country hasn't been around long enough to be goat.

>Middle Eastern misadventure
>successful operation

we won WWII btw

The Muslims are the Cleveland browns like the ottomans

Thank you for doing everything.

Macedon. You can't beat Alexander the GOAT.

Lel

>prematurely declaring victory in the Middle East

The only correct answer is Israel and global judaism in general

Indians probably would have if he didn't back the fuck off.

>invade when the war is won
fuck off mate

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you spelled genghis khan wrong. EU would be full of ethnic mongols right now if he didnt randomly die from alcoholism.

>Beat texans easily

uhh... we won? battle of san jacinto.

>hand them boatloads of gibs so they can win
>still need us to help clean up
>JUST all the countries they occupy

that's espionage, not war.

brazil is undefeated

I like how you sheep fuckers pretend the emu war and Bob semple tank never happened

>human_wave_meme.jpg

The triple alliance war was pure bullying Paco

In what tier does Portugal fit in?

>most finals lost: Germany
>their arch bitter rivals that have been had really bad breaks lately but were former world champions: France
>cheeky cunts that always get medals: Engerland
>murderball world champions: Japan
>rising star that's been on a roll: USA
>le old traditional GOAT team that's had a terrible season after another lately: China
>the terrifying but small powerhouse: Israel, Vietnam
>the West Ham: Italy
>the Neverton: Spain
>the catenaccio giant: Russia
>the out of nowhere psycho: Australia, Canada
>the Bradford City in the 2000s: Syria
>the awful murderball refpaying VAR-opposing continent destroying awful supporters team with boisterous but terrible coaches that always seems to get away with it and no one shits on nearly enough: Austria
>their similar low-budget neighbor: Hungary
>the imploding knees: Poland
>the last day of transfer season cunts: Romania
>the Nottingham Forest: Turkey
>the HSV: Portugal, Netherlands
>the HURR-DURRRR: Paraguay

Didn't Hitler say if his army was made up of ANZACS that he would have won the war? How are we so based?

Israel wins even when they lose. How can anyone beat them?

I don't know, ask Ataturk

I'd call it more a controversial stoppage

If Israel is so powerful and jews run the whole world then why are they getting picked on by some tiny muslim country?

>get stuck in Afganistan for eternity
>gtfo from Iraq leaving it in Iranian sphere
>lose proxy war in Syria
Stellar American performance.
Russian wars make sense cause we annex useful lands or prop an ally, Americans have no earthly idea why they plunge into wars.

They need a paper tiger bogeyman to continue earning global sympathy and support.

Meme league tebehe. The Balkans are more competitive.

Most people seem to sympathise with Palestine though.

Not from the people who fund them, and that is all that matters.

You spend way too much on transfers and keep losing half your team to injuries.

>point out how shitty China is
>literally rate Vietnam in the very next sentence
You do realize China BTFO them in 1979, right?

>we annex useful lands or prop an ally
lol
>muh South Ossetia
>muh Donbass Republic

Vietnam won
>insignificant loss of territory
>similar troop and equipment losses
>Khmer Rouge ousted

>Most losses all time: France

You're clueless

Stop it.
>PRC demonstrated they could steamroll through Nam if they wanted to
>tested latest weapons and tactics
>stabilized domestic political situation

>If war were considered a sport, which nation would be the current World Champion?

Do you really have to ask?

Jesus, counting vietnam as a victory given the commie aid and lack of interest by american citizens even though they signed a ceasefire. Its not a cinderella story, its refballing for a tie.

Truly the warfare equivalent of parking the bus.

Solano had it coming
The alliance did nothing wrong

> implying USA isn't behind every war, sometimes both sides just to sell arms

>You've spent too little time in the big leagues to really be considered Champs.

The non-meme answer has to be Britain, especially considering they're punching above their weight in terms of population. France would have been a serious contender if not for WW2.

Didn't mean to green text that first line, it's too early for this shit

>Swiss got btfo so hard one year that their team folded and hasn't competed for 500 years

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Is this the equivalent of English teams pretending they don't care about the CL when they get knocked out in the round of 16?

T. John Chu, American citizen and Chinese history afficionado but totally not a PRC sleeper agent

Telling the truth doesn't mean I care for slant-eyed pinko rats.

>stuck
the bush's were retrieving anunaki artifacts.

When your slant eyed overlords take over the world remember to tell them Romania has always been a Chinese ally and that we like Russia about as much as you.

>Obviously mongol invasions ended when Genghis died.
>Ethnic mongols aren't all over Eurasia

Chile is undefeated too
>Only wages war againd Peru, Bolivia and Chile

Well sure, you played on both sides.

>overlords
lrn2economics pls

This is the correct answer.

the us of a

i get the meme but you don't unironically think this right?

Russia surrendered and gave up a large chunk of it's land during WW1

See pic related for WW2

so in short no, not Russia

>this pic
>20 000 000 soldiers
>trust jew with numbers ever

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>Sweden and Denmark in won't even fight tier when we hold the WR in most wars fought between two nations

Nice list mate

>implying you fuckers aren't the ones constantly bragging about losing 20 million soldiers

99.99% of israeli posters are just brits larping

not an argument

was thinking this too, as a Texan I am triggered lol. the battle of the Alamo didn't decide the fate of the state.

It always gets me how these "/board/ presents" are really not actually that, but rather just 1 guy making shit up

seething

Nah actually, I haven't really even read the image.
Not sure why I'd seeth over being high tier anyway.

Are you an aspie by any chance?

Russians militarily aren't that much better than Italians historically